Hello! Loyal readers! I'm sooo sorry it took longer than I said it would to upload this. It was my birthday last weekend and so I was busy. I also had a homework/coursework overload and I had deadlines.

Thanks again to Jisa and Mayu Jun who have reviewed on every chapter (BIG THANKS), Phantom thief angel and Jamica. Reviews from other people are welcome too. Heres chap 11, it another long one so Enjoy!


Daisuke woke up to find Wiz snoozing on his pillow, his paws twitching unconsciously while dreaming. Daisuke smiled at him and then turned over and saw the first peek of sunshine filtering through the gap in his curtains…wait a minute. Sunshine? Daisuke peered down to see his digital clock reading a time that told him he was going to be veeeeery late for school.

'Gaaaaaaaa!'

Daisuke literally jumped out of bed, rushed into his bathroom, had a quick wash from the basin, rushed back into his room, got changed into his uniform and ran down the stairs like they weren't even there. As he ran into the living room, he saw Max and co already up or just waking up out the corner of his eye before skidding to a halt in front of the toaster waiting for it to pop up when…nothing happened. He looked inside to see that no bread had been put in. His mother was just behind the kitchen counter holding several different utensils to prepare the mornings meal.

'Mom, where's my breakfast?'

Emiko looked baffled.

'I haven't made it yet Dai-chan, though I'm surprised to see you up this early'

'What are you talking about? I'm going to be late for school!' Daisuke whined.

'But you haven't got school today Dai-chan, its Saturday.'

'…'

'Dai-chan? Daisuke!' Emiko called, waving a hand in front of her son's blank face.

Slightly later on, after Daisuke got over his shock, everyone except Daichii, who was still asleep (lazy bum) was eating another of Emiko's improvised American breakfasts, which this morning was eggs, bacon and muffins.

'I have a feeling that you guys are going to protest at this, but I think today you should just spend the day having fun,' suggested Emiko

Indeed, there was a round of protesting, mostly on Max's part but Emiko waved them off.

'Hear me out. Now, I know you're worried about Fang and Angel, but this worry isn't good for you, especially at your age. I just want you to spend the day working off that stress and then come home refreshed and revitalized with a clear head to think things out rationally.'

'Refreshed and revitalized?' commented Daisuke 'You got that off a washing up advert, didn't you?'

'What's wrong with getting inspiration from adverts? Every little helps Dai-chan'

'I think Emiko is right,' joined Dr Martinez 'You kids have been working really hard and you deserve a break.'

'But Angel can't wait! She is possibly dying right now. We don't have time to be sitting here doing nothing!'

'Max,' Jeb cut in authoritively, 'for once, do as you're told'

Max stared at him stunned, Jeb had never used that tone of voice with her before. Jeb began speaking again, but this time he was back to his gentle and affectionate manner.

'You need to calm down. Getting hysterical isn't going to help Angel or Fang. And I agree with Mrs. Niwa, a day to clear your head would be beneficial to keep your instincts and mind sharp.'

'So not only can you save Angel and Fang but you can save the world.'

Max glared at him and returned to her food, stuffing as much as possible into her mouth and helping herself to seconds…and thirds. Max was not happy at all.

'I'm done' she said, and excused herself to slunk off into the living room.

'So am I' said Daisuke.

'Where are you going Dai-chan?'

'Back to bed'

Three adults and three bird kids were left at the table, and continued their meals in an awkward silence. They joined Max in the living room, who was laying half asleep on the sofa with her arms around Angel and planned what they would do for the day.

'So…what do you kids want to do today?'

'Dunno, duncare' said Max halfheartedly.

'What is there to do around here?' asked Iggy.

'Well there's the cinema…'

'Nothing's on' butt in Max

'The beach…'

'Too cold'

'The art museums…'

'Boring'

'The arcade?'

'And waste our money on computer games? I think not'

'Well, who got out of the wrong side of bed this morning?'

Dark had waited until Daisuke had drifted off before stealing control and changing into something a bit more flamboyant. From his side of the wardrobe, he grabbed a pair of black trousers with white pinstripes, a shiny violet silk shirt and donned a dark grey flat cap upon his head, not at all taming the wild locks that struck out at odd angles.

He crept downstairs and headed towards the living room where a moody Max and a downtrodden Emiko were engaged in a one sided debate. When he spoke all eyes were on him and he got a whole different range of reactions to his presence. Emiko, of course squealed and commented on his outfit, Dr Martinez, not sure how to greet him, didn't do anything. Jeb did the same, only he did nothing out of disinterest. Gassy gave him a once over and began describing his outfit to Iggy, who snorted. Nudge had an adorable pink shade staining her cheeks and suddenly found the floor very interesting. Max looked over her shoulder to glance at him and gave him a distasteful look. Whether it was from his comment or his appearance, he wasn't sure.

'I'm going to go out today, don't have a clue what I'm going to do, but its better than moping around here. Any of you willing to join me?'

'Sure, being around Max when she's in a mood isn't exactly fun,' said Gassy who stuck his tongue out at Max when she glared at him.

Iggy shrugged an affirmative.

'I'll go too' said Nudge shyly.

'Brilliant! You coming too Max?' No response.

'Suit yourself'

Dark walked out with the majority of Max's flock trailing behind him and Max stayed where she was, holding Angel in her arms like a life line. The adults eventually left too, Max vaguely remembered Emiko saying something about not letting the kids have all the fun and with some fleeting unsure glances from Dr Martinez and Jeb. They too, left the house.

Max was unsure of herself at that moment. Was this really the best thing to do right now? Did the adults really know what was best? In Max's opinion, it was stupid to even be thinking of having fun when these things were happening and with her Angel showing no sign of waking up. Its plain selfish! Even though Angel still has a week to live, even though we have no idea where Fang is being held…even though there is nothing they can do for them right at this moment …was it selfish of her to deny her flock a break?

She wasn't the best leader in the world and she surely wasn't their mother, but she did her best to keep everyone in line and make sure they are safe. This felt like one of those frustrating, self analysis tests that Jeb had put her and her flock through, just to find out if we were fit enough to meet their expectations. Is this another one of those tests? Or was she downright paranoid.

Despite Max's anger towards herself and Jeb, Max had never felt so powerless and helpless in her entire 14 nearly 15 year old life. Not even any of their so called powers were of any use at the moment.

Max let the tears flow, while no one was around to see them. These tears she had been holding back for days as their situation just seems to be getting worse. Once the salty water ceased to flow and began to dry on her slightly tanned skin, she began to see sense in Emiko's seemingly ridiculous plan. Max felt really childish now; she had acted like a spoilt brat and had thrown a tantrum when she didn't get her way. Max blamed it on relying too much on the Niwas over the time they've spent here.

The whistling songs of the birds were calling to her to come outside and the stuffy air and urge to fly was convincing her to do so. She looked down upon Angel's peaceful face and could hear the slightly slower than normal steady heart beat, which was the only physical symptom that Angel was alive. Max didn't want to leave Angel here by herself so making a quick decision, which she was sure Dr Martinez will be scolding her for later, grabbed a thick blanket, wrapped Angel like a cocoon and headed out the door.


'Where exactly are we going Dark?' asked Gassy

'No where in particular. I'm just going wherever my feet take me,' replied Dark.

'Oooooookaaaaay,' said Gassy doubtfully.

'Do you usually go off by yourself when Daisuke is sleeping?' asked Nudge timidly, unsure whether it was a personal question or not…apparently not.

'Nah, usually I only come out for the thieving or when Daisuke gets us in serious trouble. We try not to make it a custom of changing in front of people. It makes things complicated'

'What would you do if you did change in front of someone?' asked Iggy

'I would have to erase their memories' Dark stated simply.

'Would you have to erase ours?!' Nudge asked worriedly.

'Nope,' Dark stopped to address Nudge 'because I know I can trust you to keep it a secret,' Dark smiled.

Nudge's cheeks once again, were glowing a light shade of pink.

Dark turned to continue their journey to 'no where in particular.'

'Going back on what you said before. Why are you out now? Since you're not stealing anything or in any danger?' inquired Iggy.

Dark chuckled, 'Me and Daisuke have come to a bit of an arrangement. If I follow certain conditions then I am allowed to borrow Daisuke's body.'

'Borrow his body?! That just sounds…wrong!' exclaimed Gassy.

Dark laughed at that, 'My, my Gassy, you've got a dirty mind if you think about it like that.'

Iggy snickered and Gassy's ears were becoming red with embarrassment. Nothing was said for a while, but as they walked the density of buildings thinned, and they found them selves in a wide clearing with a few trees scattered about and several park benches. So obviously it was a Park area.

'Let's rest here a bit' declared Dark.

'But I'm not even tired yet,' complained Gassy.

'Patience, little pigeon. We'll get moving soon enough,'

'PIGEON!!' cried Gassy.

'Keep it down, pigeon. No need to rustle your feathers' smirked Iggy

'Oh, speak for yourself you over grown bat!'

'Bat? Is that the best you could come up with?'

'You're blind and old. So it best describes you'

'I'm not old!'

'You're older than me'

Throughout the bickering Nudge took a seat besides Dark and watched them. It was amusing to say the least but very immature. Eventually Gassy said something offensive enough to get a blind swipe to the head and was running away to prevent getting hit. Nudge thought they were going a bit too far away now and rose from her seat to go get them but Dark stopped her.

'Leave them be, it's not like they're going to kill each other'

Nudge snorted 'It's the people around them who are more likely to get hurt, besides, we really don't want to draw to much attention to ourselves and I don't want us to be separated incase something happens. If Max were here they wouldn't have gotten that far in the first place.'

'You guys rely a lot on Max, don't you?' Dark said gently.

Nudge was still standing and wrapped her arms about herself to fight the chill.

'Max has always taken care of us. Even as children, she put all problems and worries on her shoulders and never lets us help her to carry that burden…well except for Fang, he seems to be the only one who can see through her charade when she's struggling'

'So you guys have been together a long time'

'Yeah, for as long as I can remember actually, we were all sent to the same place and,' Nudge suddenly shivered and quickly changed the subject, 'we'd better go get the guys before we completely lose them.'

She took off in the direction Iggy and Gassy were seen last and Dark got up to follow her. He couldn't help but wonder what kind of hell these kids have been through, hellish no doubt, they even stood up to Krad for heavens sake and he's the worst demon around.

When they finally caught up to them, they were no longer fighting but playing blind man's bluff and guess who was the blind man. When Gassy saw them coming over he immediately stopped the game.

'Are we going now? Gassy griped.

Dark chuckled but shook his head no, Dark had a feeling that if they waited, a certain someone would show up. Gassy was opening his mouth to protest when Nudge butted in.

'Guys! Don't run off like that! We should stick together so we don't lose each other,' ordered Nudge

'Who made you the boss?' pouted Gassy.

'I did, since you two are still acting like 5 year olds.'

'You know she is starting to act like someone I know,' Iggy said to Gassy smirking. Gassy got the message.

'Yeah, I think I know someone too…but who else do we know who is bossy…?

'Demanding…,' emphasized Iggy

'Loud…,'

'Deafening…,'

'easily angered…'

'Has the temper of a crazed bull and is undoubtedly female…'

'And I know two sexist pigs who are about to be slaughtered and reduced to bacon!'

'Max!?'

Gassy and Iggy whirled around to come face to face with a very angry Max.

'After living with each other for who knows how long, I would have thought that I had got it into your heads that we stay together. You know the situation we're in. WE are never safe, and I praise Nudge for behaving like an adult and taking some responsibility, unlike some birdbrains I know,'

'Yes Max' Gassy and Iggy said sheepishly.

'Oh my God! Max! Is that Angel?' Nudge said shocked.

In Max's arms was a securely wrapped Angel. She looked like the six year old she was at that moment, her face peacefully relaxed as though having an afternoon nap.

'Speaking of responsibility, should she really be taken outside the house as she is?' inquired Iggy.

Max unconsciously tightened her grip on the blankets and looked down guiltily, biting her lower lip.

'I didn't want to leave her alone in the house…' she said almost soundlessly. All Dark could hear was muttering but the flock with their super keen hearing heard every word, '…and I didn't want to be left alone…'

'What stopped you coming in the first place?' questioned an annoyed Gassy.

'Gassy, leave her alone,' scolded Nudge.

'But-ow!' Iggy hit him round the head before he said anymore.

Gassy finally got the drift that Max wasn't in the best of moods right now. Taking in her appearance, she looked fine, but there was evidence that she had been crying, her eyes were red and puffy and if you looked hard enough, you could see tear streaks on her cheeks and her smile seemed to last 3 seconds before it faltered. This Max was broken…and was trying hard to pick up the pieces.

'So…what trouble were you planning on getting my flock into today, Dark?' she asked.

'Me? Trouble? I think you have me mistaken for one of your brothers. I have no such thing planned,' he smiled.

'Sure you don't' Max joked.

'I'm offended' Dark said playfully, placing his hand above his heart and pretended to falter and using Nudge as support. Of course, Nudge squeaked and blushed at the contact.

'Ok, ok knock it off you love birds or we're leaving you behind, come on Iggs,' said Gassy.

'And, where are you going?' demanded Max.

'No where in particular' Gassy flashed Dark a knowing smile.

Dark got off of Nudge and offered her his arm like a gentleman, smiling playfully at her.

'My Lady, it appears we must make haste or else face the discourteous words of your impatient brethren, may I escort you to wherever they lead?'

Nudge giggled and shyly slipped her arm to link with Dark's and then Dark offered his other arm to Max.

'Will thy join us fair maiden?'

A faint blush appeared on Max's cheeks and a wolf whistle was heard from Gassy. After hearing that she forgot her embarrassment and stomped purposely over to Gassy, Angel in one arm and her free arm coming up to give him a whack around the head.

'I'm glad Max is mostly herself again' Nudge said affectionately.

After things had calmed down, they eventually headed out again. They had been walking for about half an hour when the path before them began to get steeper. Dark took the lead with Nudge still attached to his arm.

'Just where are we going Dark?' Max demanded. She did not like the whole Dark's in charge scenario and she didn't like how obedient her flock was being towards him either.

'You'll see, I really think you'll like it,' he replied.

The steepness of the ground was gradually evening out again and the path started to bend to the right but Dark kept walking forward through the trees. Max narrowed her eyes and analysed the coming situation. Here on the path, we have room to spread our wings and fly out of here, those trees look fairly spaced out but we would have to do a lot of maneuvering because they weren't planted in straight lines, this was a natural woodland. The semi naked braches twisted and entwined to form a tangled mesh above them, which horribly reminded Max of the flyboy incident, when they used themselves as a net. They could easily fly through them but it would hurt, and with Angel in her arms she didn't have just herself to worry about.

Dark walked confidently, the beams of sunlight reflected off his dark locks, highlighting them an unmistakable purple which coordinated with his silk shirt. Max couldn't help but notice the similarities between him and Fang, they had similar hair colour, Fangs is darker but it still, like his wings, reflected a dark purple in the sunlight. Both their features were mature and handsome, but different in their own unique way. Dark was cheeky and had dimples from smiling so much, his skin was tanned and his eyes sparkled with mischief, he was cool and poised and had a fun personality that made him a great guy to hang with…and made the girls fall head over heals for, his flirty nature didn't help. Fang on the other hand was the complete opposite, his features were sharp and his skin was pale, his eyes were darker than the night sky and never reveled anything about himself. He was confined and rarely spoke, but had an air about him that said 'mess with me and you're dead' which in all aspects is true. Still, that 'untouchable' quality about him was also popular amongst the girls. But whenever he was with Max…he opened up to her, he smiled, protected her, comforted her and even, sometimes kissed her.

Max felt her heart constrict at the last part of her thoughts, whenever it came to her and Fang being…together, she had always been afraid. When he was near her, he stirred up feelings that she had never experienced before and those unfamiliar feelings frightened her. She always ended up pushing Fang away and she knows that it hurts him, even if he doesn't show it.

She was so deep in her thoughts that she hadn't realized they had stopped and they were clear of trees. Max's raised her eyes that had been glued to the floor previously and her breath caught in her throat as she took in the beautiful scenery before her. Long grass that reached only half way up her calf was bowing from the wind in waves and scattered among it were brightly coloured wild flowers that refused to bow and stand tall to catch the suns rays. Further ahead the land disappeared suddenly and exposed the brilliant blue waters of the sea which sparkled and winked with the forever moving waves.

A gust of wind blew into Max's face and hair, sweeping it back to flicker and dance with the rhythm of the grass (ha, it rhymes…sort of). She could smell the salt in the air and the cool brush of the wind was refreshing, since the trees blocked the breeze from reaching them on the path. She heard Nudge gasp and Gassy whoop before he was running to the middle of the clearing, dragging a protesting Iggy behind him.

'I thought you guys would like it,' commented Dark.

'It's beautiful' said Nudge.

'Hey guys! Come look at this!' called Gassy, his voice was faint as the wind took the sound with it, but even so, Gassy was jumping up and down and waving to get our attention.

When they reached him 150m from where they once stood, they found him peering over the edge of a steep cliff and directly below was a rocky beach which formed little rock pools and islands between the sand.

'Can we go there?!' Gassy asked excitedly.

'That's private property Gassy, there's no way from here to get there,' replied Dark.

It was true, the cliff jutted out on either side of the beach that formed natural breakwaters and you would have to swim quite dangerously out to sea just to get around them. Max smirked suspiciously.

'And since when has that ever stopped us,' Max grinned. 'If it's private property then nobody should be around to see us.'

Like a switch being switched on, every single one of the flock (excluding Angel) had a smile on their face and Dark was unsure of what they were thinking. At an unspoken signal Nudge had unwound herself from Darks arm and ran with the rest of the flock towards the cliff edge before jumping off it completely. Darks heart pounded in dread and he rushed to the cliff edge to look over the edge. He ended up gaping in awe at the sight. Max and her flock had formed an arrow-like formation and rose up with the on shore winds. Their wings stretched out and arched with the strength of the wind and their feathers gleamed in the sun. Gassy was like a dove with his still growing wings and soft feathers that were a brilliant pure white like his sister Angel. Nudge was mature and strong, with not one feather out of place and were a delicious chocolate brown. Iggy's were also well kept, only his were about a foot longer and were a pale blond colour with a tint of gingery orange. Max was mostly tan with light brown specks, like freckles, littering her primary feathers at the edge of her wings. They turned and dived in perfect synchronised movements, showing off their professional yet regularly practiced skills, not one of them got so much as a wing beat wrong, even the Iggy, who is blind, was in sync.

Dark wished he had this much control over his flying, heck he wanted nothing more than to summon his wings and be part of that perfection, but he knew that he would never keep up and this was something that only these kids could do, he would feel like he was invading something private if he just joined in. He settled for just watching, perhaps he could learn something from observing their movements.

Unexpectedly, Nudge broke formation and dived towards him and flew in wide circles above his head.

'Aren't you coming Dark?' she asked.

'You wouldn't mind if I joined in?'

'Heck no, why would we mind?' she asked confused.

'Wouldn't I be invading your space?'

'Only if you bump into us,' she replied with a smile, before taking off again to reform.

Dark felt anticipation fill his body and quickly summoned With and took off into the air. He wasn't sure how to do this; whenever he flew it was always solo and he was going to need advice from the flock. Nudge would help him and possibly Gassy but would the others?

'Take a place behind me! Control your speed to match everyone else and stay at least a foot behind me!' called Nudge over the wind.

Dark did as he was told and joined the V-like arrangement. At the front was, of course, Max, the two behind were Gassy and Nudge and trailing the ends were himself and Iggy.

'So Dark's decided to join us, eh? Ever done anything like this before?' asked Iggy.

'No' Dark replied honestly.

'In that case we'll have to teach you. Higher guys!' ordered Max.

'Higher?! Don't I need to practice stuff first? Aren't we high enough?' asked Dark sceptically.

'What's the matter Dark? Scared?' taunted Max playfully, turning her head so he could see her smirk while still remaining on course.

Dark scowled at her but said nothing but a vein started throbbing on his head when he heard her chuckle. The anger faded however, when he heard Nudge laughing as well.

'Max isn't planning on hurting you Dark. This is how we all first learnt as well. At this height, if you screw up and fall, you fall on air and have time to get back up again rather than going splat. Although if you're in serious trouble, then it gives us time to catch you, besides, people can't see us properly at this height,' she explained.

'Aww, Nudge, you took the fun out of it' Max whined.

When they reached the desired height, they took Dark through all the basics, teaching him the calls they made before performing a maneuver and then teaching the technicalities behind them. There were a few slips here and there, where Dark went too fast and flew straight into Nudge and during his first barrel roll, he rolled into Iggy and fell in a tangle of limbs for a while before adjusting again. Although Dark was having the time of his life, he could feel his wings getting tired and asked for a break.

They flew back to the cliff and went to land on the beach, still flying in the formation they started with. The tide had gone out and there was even more room to land so they got down without any accidents. As soon as Dark landed his wings went 'poof' and he turned around quickly to catch the swirly eyed With.

'Kyuu,' With said softly.

'Wow, With sure is pooped,' commented Dark.

'You know that's kind of cheating, making With do all the work while you just enjoy the ride,' criticized Gassy.

'Yes I know, but if I were to summon my real wings it will take its toll on Daisuke and I don't want to put magical strain on my tamer if I can possibly help it. Yesterday when I was fighting Krad, I had no choice but to use my magic to defend myself and that is partially why Daisuke is so tired today,' explained Dark.

'Speaking of Daisuke, has he woken up yet?' asked Iggy.

'Yes, he woke up and started screaming while we were doing the barrel roll, so you can blame him for me crashing into you Iggy.'

Iggy shrugged.

Now that they were on the beach Nudge and Gassy went exploring in the rock pools and Iggy sat near by building some kind of sand sculpture with his adept hands. It was way too cold to go swimming, not that it had stopped them before, mainly for Angel, but there were interesting things around here which they didn't have to stick their heads in the freezing water for.

'Look! I found a starfish!' cried Nudge

'That's nice honey,' Max replied.

Max was content with just watching her flock frolic around, so she perched her self on one the rocks that were dry and kept an eye on the flock while rocking Angel in her arms.

'Don't you want to do anything?'

Max turned to face Dark, he was previously having a discussion with Daisuke explaining what had been going on and persuading him to let him remain in control. It looked like they just finished and he won.

'Yes, there are plenty of things I want to do, I want to find Fang, I want to beat the crap out of Krad and get that feather so I can get Angel back, I want to find somewhere where me and my flock can live together safely, where no adults tell us what to do and no white coats make those terrible experiments on us, where we can not be hunted and just live our lives the way we want to, where I don't have to save the world. Somewhere where we can be happy,' Max said emotionally. 'All I want is my flock, nothing more, nothing less.'

Dark regarded her silently, Nudge wasn't kidding when she said Max puts all the strain on herself, she also said that she shared some of it with Fang, but with him not around Max is on the verge of falling apart. Fang was her source of comfort, so…

Dark hopped up onto the rock and sat beside Max and wrapped an arm around her shoulders. Max froze and tried to jerk away.

'Dark! What the hell are you doing!?' she shrieked.

'It's alright Max' Dark said softly. Keeping his hold on her and bringing her to the warmth of his chest, he let his head rest on top of hers.

'What?' she said in a whisper.

'Everything is going to be alright. I'm going to help you get Fang and Angel back, and that's a promise.'

Max started to relax in Darks grasp, and he felt relieved that Max was beginning to trust him, but relief turned to worry as her shoulders started shaking with dry sobs. Dark turned her even more towards him so that he could comfort her properly and she hid her face into his chest. He stroked her hair and muttered sweet nothings to calm her down. He held her like this for some time, even when she had stopped crying, he didn't loosen his hold. Oh, how long has it been since he had held someone close like this? It felt nice to feel needed, wanted, loved, even though he knew this wasn't a permanent arrangement to hold her like this, just grasping that one moment of happiness reminded him why he has enjoyed living and what has kept him going for so long.

Max eventually pushed herself away from him and broke the sweet contact that Dark savored but didn't complain.

'Feel better now?' he asked gently and Max gave a firm nod.

'I now know what I want to do!' she said confidently.

Dark blinked at the unexpected claim. 'Huh?'

Max suddenly stood up and yelled over to her flock that had drifted further away as the time went by.

'Guys! We're going back to the house and then I'm treating you to home baked cookies for lunch!'

'Yes! Cookies!' screamed Nudge.

'Cookies and milk?' added Gassy.

'And milk,' Max confirmed.

'Yes! Last one back is a stuffed turkey!' Gassy shouted, while leaping into the air and unfurling his wings. The rest of the flock followed suit, leaving Dark still slightly confused on the rock.

'Just when I think I have them figured out they pull something like this, cookies indeed…well it looks like I'm the stuffed turkey. With!'


I'm quite pleased with this chapter, it's quite poetic in parts and I'm not one for poetry, I like the part of swirly eyed With, you can just imagine it, it's adorable. I finally got Dark out and about so I hope you're happy Dark lovers. Gassy has a message for you readers:

Gassy: THOSE WHO DON'T REVIEW ARE STUFFED TURKEYS!!

You heard him, review.