vOkasy, so I am very sorry for not updating, but come on, its summer. Okay so anyways, lets try and make it to 80 reviews. CAN WE DO IT? yes we can! On with the chapter...
oh and PS: I will ad Puck in this chapter...I MISS HIM! and this chapter is basically an entire chapter devoted to puckabrina, sooo enjoy!
Puck has entered the chat room.
Puck: Hmmmm...I'm hungry. I want some cheese. Yeah, cheese would be greeaaaaat.
Daphne enterd the chat room.
Daphne: DID SOMEONE SAY MY MIDDLE NAME?
Puck: You dont have a middle name.
Daphne: Uh, Cheese! Der.
Puck: Ohhhh... I understand. So did you ike my latest prank?
Daphne: What are you talking about?
Puck: Well...
Sabrina entered the chat room.
Sabrina: PUCK!
Puck: That's my name, dont wear it out, babe.
Sabrina: You call me BABE one more time and you will find various types of bugs up your nose.
Puck: Yawn. You bore me. Anyways, let's see if marshmallow over here can name the prank I did to her.
Daphne: Which one? The one when you dipped Sabrina's hands and feet in Squirell pee when she was sleeping?
Sabrina: THAT WAS SQUIRELL PEE? I THOUGHT IT WAS APPLE JUICE!
Puck: Nope.
Daphne: The one when you pushed her into the secret well in your room and left her to rot there for a whole day?
Sabrina: THAT WAS YOU?
Puck: he he...no.
Daphne: How about the one when you took her shampoo bottle and filled it with crushed worms?
Sabrina: IS THAT WHY MY HAIR SMELLS LIKE POOP?
Puck: oookay, how about I just tell you before I die of pain?
Sabrina: No, let the victim do the honour. He dumped a bucket of seaweed onto my head when I opened the door. And then the bucket got stuck to my head, and I had to use a whole butterstick to get my head wedged out of the bucket. Then my face turned red, and my hair is bleached yellow. Thank you very much Puck, for making me look like a retarded barbie doll!
Puck: One of my best work!
Daphne: HOLY FRED FIGGELHORN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Puck: What? I pull pranks on Sabrina all the time.
Daphne: But you dont understand!
Sabrina: Ugh. Forget it. I'm gonna wash the seaweed, bleach and butter out of my hair.
Sabrina left the chat room.
Puck: So? Whaddaya think?
Daphne: I THINK THAT YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN JUPITER MA FRIEND.
Puck: Why?
Daphne: Oh give me a break. You like Sabrina right? So, dont make it THIS obvious!
Puck: What do you mean? I'm not making it obvi-wait WHAT? I DONT LIKE SABRINA!
Daphne: Ha! Lies.
Sabrina entered the chat room.
Daphne: You keep saying that she is ugly and that she is a witch, but I see the way you look at her. You loooooooooove her.
Puck: I wouldnt say it like that I...
Daphne: You looooooooooove her!
Puck: NO I dont I just-
Daphne: You looooooooove her!
Puck: OKAY I LOVE HER!
Sabrina: WHAT?
Daphne: He he...oops!
Mr. Canis entered the chat room.
Canis: Hello children. What is going up, dawg?
Puck: WHAT?
Daphne; WHAT?
Sabrina: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT! Puck, is that true?
Puck: No, of course not. Even ask Daphne! I didnt say anything.
Daphne: YES HE DID! HE LOOOOOOOOVES YOU AND YOU LOOOOOOOVE HIM AND ALL THAT LOOOOOOOVEY DOVEY STUFF!
Sabrina: Oh.
Canis: I am being ignored y'all.
Sabrina: Okay, sorry Canis, but we dont know if your speaking English or not!
Canis: is this not how the cool kids talk these now adays...dawg?
Sabrina: NO!
Canis: Ohhhhhhhh.
Canis left the chat room.
Puck: Okay, Sabrina. I like you, and I think your pretty.
Puck: Pretty ugly.
Elvis entered the chat room.
Sabrina: ! PUCK JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH ALREADY!
Puck: Fine it's...
Elvis: YO DE LAYE YODELAY EH YO DE LAY HEEE HOOOOOOO!
Hahahahahahaha cliffhanger! I knew the the Canis thing was pointless, but I wanted to add him for some reason. Next week I will be updating a MUCH better chapter with all everafters you can imagine. You'll see. But you HAVE to review. You HAVE TO!.
