Chapter 11 - Stealing panties never been this hard
Tokyo, Japan, 7 April 1986
Forenote : Edited per 28/8/18 after suggestions of my beta-reader about pacing of the story and grammar fixes.
"And as predicted, a stone mask," said great-grandmother as she held the freshly dug mask. "Thank you for your divination, Avdol, that really helps us."
"It was my pleasure to help, Lady Elizabeth," said Avdol politely as he keeps looking into the fire generated by the muscular bird-man at his side. "There might be others at the edge of the pool."
"You hear that Lalatina, start digging!" said Jiji, grabbing his sledgehammer. With a mighty swing, he bashed that stone mask over and over.
*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*
Jiji pounded the mask until it was an unrecognizable pile of crushed rock. As Jiji already explained, the stone masks are the tool to create vampires, It was only prudent to destroy the stone masks first, and handle house repairs later.
I tried my best not to retort sarcastically about their potential monetary value, because in my opinion, simply selling them to a museum would net us a couple million of dollars. Sure, the security issues would be still there, but those masks are still thousands of years old archeological treasure, and they still ultimately belongs to Aqua. And nobody could simply get off with wasting Aqua's money, even if that was only a potential one.
I winced as my head starts imagining Aqua's rant over the destruction of her properties as soon as she realizes their potential monetary value in this world. She would try to kill the old Hamon users with her long-winded, overly whiny rant before she sues them and Speedwagon Foundation for an outrageous amount of compensation.
...
Anyway, my feeble attempt to get a free day off by claiming I haven't recovered from my Saturday fight earned me a mean look from great-grandmother even as my mother almost end up indulging my wish.
Even as Jiji seems to agree with me that school was a pain in the ass, he still ends up as a billionaire despite being expelled from high school. He almost said something about how in his younger days he often ends up in fights, but my mother muffled him halfway before he could finish his story as if that was something no teenager should hear about.
Not that I want to be seen as a delinquent, like whatever Jiji had in his youth. I am not inclined to style my hair in a pompadour or act aloo and impolite like some stoic jock who will even call his own mother 'a bitch'.
"Bye-bye! Be careful Jojo, Megumin-chan!" said my mother as we move towards the gate to walk towards the school.
Well, at least some degree of normalcy has been returned somewhat after yesterday's chaos.
We take a long look toward the room where stone-Aqua is currently being held and decides to just keep walking. Both I understand that Jiji would keep his words on not killing Aqua, and maybe that's for the best, so...
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We arrived at school, but before I entered our classroom, I stopped to summoned Whitesnake at my side, as I wonder about how much I could send Whitesnake away ahead of me.
"What are you doing Jojo?" said Megumin as she notices how I suddenly stopped and looking at my own stand, wait, she can't see stands right?
"Summoning Whitesnake, I wonder what else he could steal," I said as I look toward some of my female schoolmates and wonder, what if I use Whitesnake to steal panties? But then I need to confirm if anybody else at school could see my stand, or I would end up in trouble, so...
"Jojo, why are you grinning like that?" said Megumin accusingly as she stands in front of me, startling me from my overly active imagination.
"Yesterday you ask if my stand could steal anything other than stands, right?" I replied with a wicked grin and my previous 'steal' hand gesture. "Don't worry; I won't target your panties, ehehehehe."
Megumin only looks at me unamusedly as she shook her head and grabs her skirt to make sure her panty is still there.
"I want to rescind my words yesterday, but as my eyes already seen the dark determination burning in your eyes. Trying to deny you your trashy nature would be an exercise in futility here," said Megumin dejectedly. "Just remember that you owe me once this time, and if we found something that could bring back my Explosion magic, you will help me getting that."
"Eh, sure..." I said absentmindedly as I looked at our female classmates and wondering who will get the lucky draw.
"Just once today, and try to not causing a big ruckus, understand?"
"Yeah yeah, whatever..."
We continue to walk to our classroom with Whitesnake stay out of the classroom until we sat on our respective desks. After five minutes or so, Whitesnake walked into the class like a boss and as predicted, nobody in my class even noticed Whitesnake, save a certain pink haired demon boy, which grew tense as he summoned his green ghost to his side.
I could see that green ghost more clearly now, and instead of being the green-transparent thing I remembered before, that should be better called as humanoid cantaloupe.
"Oh wow, your face is already healed, Kujo-san?" said one of my male classmate while Whitesnake looked for potential victims.
Not like that pink demon boy could do anything anyway; one weird move and everybody here may actually end up going against him, as he was the one with 'demon boy' label and not me.
"Yeah, I'm good, that pinkie shit can't do anything against me anyways," I said smugly as I looked toward said pinkie, which seems to not paid me any attention.
"Your fight with that demon boy frightened us, Jojo," said one of the girls.
"Nah, don't worry about me, I'm a tough guy," I smirked as the class went silent with our homeroom teacher's arrival.
Said homeroom teacher, Hinamori-sensei, seem to be both pretty and harmless enough. Oh well, as Megumin already gave me permission to steal one pair of panties from the girls, why not looking if Hinamori-sensei's panty is worth stealing?
After the customary standing and exchanging of bows, I sent Whitesnake to walk toward the Hinamori-sensei's desk, but then I soon noticed that the green ghost end up walking toward Whitesnake as well.
I smirked as I realized that the friendless pinkie boy wants to play hero now, maybe I could make this far more interesting...
As Whitesnake put his hand around Hinamori-sensei' butt, I feel her soft behind. Sure, she didn't really notice that, but that pinkie boy seems to see this and...
"Sensei! Watch out, there's someone groping your butt!" said the pinkie boy as he stands from his desk to warn Hinamori-sensei of Whitesnake's presence.
"What did you say Kakyoin-kun?" said Hinamori-sensei as she looks behind her and reflexively put her hands on her behind, but she can neither see nor touch Whitesnake even as he practically looks directly in front of her face up close. "You better not making things up again today."
I mentally command Whitesnake, that I could see through his eyes, to simply ignore the green ghost and laid himself on the floor, looking up nonchalantly into Hinamori-sensei's upskirt, and reveal the pink pair of panties.
Ah yes, having a stand is definitely the best thing ever happened to me, now if only this happened in 201X so I will always have a camera-capable cell phone at hands to capture the upskirt moment.
"That's disgusting... How could..." muttered the pinkie boy as he seems to be frozen in place looking at how nonchalantly Whitesnake act, his own green ghost seems to be in the equal state of shock, even if said being's mask should logically stop him from emoting his emotions.
"What did you say Kakyoin-Kun?" said Hinamori-sensei, oblivious that I just look at her upskirt with Whitesnake.
"Nothing Hinamori-sensei, you won't believe me anyway," said the pinkie boy as he sighed and doing nothing about that. Oh well, that was rather anticlimactic.
Without any kind of reaction other than verbal condemnation, I quickly lost the interest to do some naughty things and decides to just made Whitesnake walk out of the classroom on his own. I noticed that as Whitesnake walked out, so does the green ghost owned by the pinkie.
Well, let's go to the girls' changing room and see what we can see.
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Back in the class, I steal a glance toward the pinkie boy, and I could see his face scrunched in disapproval. Come on, what are you, gay or something? Aren't you doing the very same thing that I do right now with your own green ghost?
Well, apparently not as that green ghost refuses to enter the girls' changing room while Whitesnake already entered and feast our eyes upon girls in their underwear, preparing for their next gym class.
That wasn't long, however, as it seems Whitesnake come rather late to the show as they soon finished their changing routine and move out of the changing room. But at least, it is time to rummage upon their locker and steal their underwears the old-fashioned way, as it would be unlikely for that green ghost to intervene after...
"Stop right there you scum, this is unforgivable! How low can you get before you stop?" said the green ghost, and for a while, I was taken aback that apparently you could actually speak using your stand, but eh, that should be easy to guess.
"Uh... Hello Green Ghost?" I tried to make Whitesnake speak, but then I realized that Whitesnake's voice is nigh-identical with my own. Oops.
"Wait a minute, I recognize that voice..." said the green ghost as his hand glows.
"Uh-oh."
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
"EMERALD SPLASH!"
...
"Hey! I am not attacking you dammit, I'll share the loot with you if you want," I said through Whitesnake as I barely dodge the attack, which leaves a big crater at the wall.
"I swear I will bring you to justice!" said the green ghost while his legs turned into some sort of long stringy tentacles, and as I dodge another 'Emerald Splash' of him, I could see that his real plan is to entangle me with his tentacle-like things.
"Playing hero, aren't you?" I said while Whitesnake moves past the half-made barricade, but much to my surprise, Whitesnake's left leg get entangled by one of the tentacles and...
Crap, I just realized that whatever damage Whitesnake got (and maybe vice versa) would be reflected on my real self, as I notice that my left leg has a rather nasty grip mark that I could feel through my trousers. Thankfully, that pinkie seems to focus his sight outside the window and maybe thinking that Whitesnake was controlled by an outsider.
"You will never run away, scum!" said the green ghost as his hands glow again, but this time, I realized that if he could have a ranged attack maybe...
I know it was a dick move, but I simply use Whitesnake to spit on said green ghost's face.
*SPLAT*
"AAAH!" screamed the pinkie boy as both he and the green ghost falls to the ground. Sure, the entire class now end up noticing Kakyoin as he ends up thrashing around and screams. "GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
"Kakyoin-kun, what's wrong?!" said Hinamori-sensei as she runs towards the fallen pinkie while at the same time, that simple spitting trick seems to cause the green ghost to flail mindlessly against empty air as if said spit actually mess with their perception.
Oh well, I lost my interest in stealing panties after this fight, so I simply command Whitesnake to jump out of the door and walk back into the class. But before I could sigh in relief, the green ghost seems to already recover from the confusion and start chasing Whitesnake.
"Come here and face your justice like a man, you lowest of scum!" said the green ghost as he now literally flies toward Whitesnake, his feet gone and replaced by a long, snake-like appendage.
Uh crap, how to end this fight before we start to do too much collateral damages?