For the Love of All that is Random

by AllieAmberwhite

Phobias, vampire teabags, and general insanity is captured in short little fics ranging from all characters and all genres.

11. Period Steak

Characters: Isabelle L.

Genre: Humour

For supper tonight, I decided to make steak! I've never made steak before, so I hope that for my first time it will be superb! I'm sure it will be. I'm so sure I got it right!

I put the raw steak in a bowl, and poured the cow blood I got from the butcher yesterday. I then added paprika and garlic powder, cracked a cupple of eggs in with the shells, and a healthy dallop of mushy beans.

I mixed the mixture, singing to myself, when my phone suddenly started to ring. Frantic, I picked up my phone while I continued to stir...

Not only did I manage to grab my phone, but I managed to dump my steaks on top of it.

SHIT.

MY PHONE!

And of course, Jace, the little prick, picked THAT MOMENT to come in.

"EW IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE HAD THEIR PERIOD IN HERE!"

I am NEVER making steak again.