A/N
Me: Do I own twilight yet???
Esme: No!
Me: WHYY NOOOTTTT????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esme: Because I said so, that's why!
Me: Damn moms….. Well, can I have bones then????
Esme: NO!!!! YOU CAN"T HAVE THAT EITHER!!
Me: Stupid sparkly vampi.. wait… she doesn't know that yet…
Esme: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??!!
Me: (singsong voice) Nothiiiinnnnggg!
CPOV(Carlisle)
"ROSALIE HALE CULLEN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN EMMETTS BED??!!!" I yelled when I saw that Rosalie was asleep. In. Emmett's. Bed.
"Wa…?" She asked sleepily.
"I asked, what are you doing sleeping with Emmett?" I asked, calming down. I wonder what got into that girl's head? They had separate rooms for a reason!
"Dad, calm down. Alice crashed on the couch last night and Rose volunteered her bed. We didn't know where Alice was supposed to sleep so she ended up in Rose's room and she ended up in here." Jasper explained.
Boy do I feel stupid now… I guess that's how dad's are supposed to act when they find their daughter in bed with another guy, even if they are only sleeping.
"Oh… well… sorry about that. I was overreacting. It just took me by surprise to see you two sleeping in here together. So, sorry." I apologized, seeing how stupid my reaction was.
"Isz s'ok." Rosalie muttered sleepily.
"Well, I'll let you guys get back to sleep now." I said, hoping that they would be able to go back to sleep after my rather loud outburst.
" 'Kay." Rose said, and fell back asleep once she was sure I wasn't going to talk anymore.
I shook my head. I was hopeless…. I didn't know how to be their dad, I didn't really even know how to be anybodies dad. Esme took to them just fine but, me, I just didn't know how to treat them. It was a completely foreign concept to me and well… I could be doing better. I never really had a father and now suddenly I am one and I don't know how to treat my own children! I can barely talk to them when they are around me. When Esme is with me, it's easier to talk to them but when she isn't, it's like I don't even know them. I turned around to walk out and saw that Jasper was still there, watching me.
"You wanna tell me what your thinkin' bout so hard?" Jasper asked quizzically.
"The question is, do you really want to know?" I asked him. I didn't really want him to know but if he wanted to know, I would tell him. I owed them that much.
He backtracked quickly, "It's ok if you don't want to tell me. You just look pretty upset and I wanted to help."
"No, I don't mind telling you, it's just it's probably something you don't want to hear." I told him sadly. Even if it was a lie.
"Well, I really do want to know, but don't feel like you have to." Jasper said.
"No, I'll tell you. I was thinking that I didn't really know how to be you guys' father. I never really had a dad so I don't really know how to be one. It all comes so naturally to Esme and I sometimes think that I am completely inadequate. I think that you guys deserve better." I told him.
"Dad, you are a wonderful father. Don't ever think that you aren't a good father. You may not always know what to say but it doesn't mean that you aren't a good dad. Esme is naturally a good mother but most people have to learn to be good parents. It isn't something that comes naturally." Jasper reassured me.
"I know but it's just something that I can't help thinking. I never want to be the father who never talks to their kids or the father who is never there for his kids. I can't put any of you thru that but I don't know how to be a good dad." I said sadly.
"Like I said, being a parent doesn't come naturally. It is something you have to work at and become good at. Every parent has to do this. It's just they are have their trial and error period when their children are babies. We on the other hand are not in the slightest babies and that probably makes it different. But, I know that you are, and will always be, a great dad." Jasper told me, giving me a hug. I was really surprised at how mature he was but I guess something must have happened that made him step up to the plate and be mature.
"Thanks Jasper." I said sincerely.
Anytime!" He said, turning to go downstairs.
I was about to follow him when I heard a scream followed by, "WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?" I guessed it was Alice and I walked over to her room. I came in to see her sitting up in bed, looking around Rose's room in bewilderment. I laughed a little.
"Alice, honey, you're at my house, remember? You fell asleep on the couch last night and Jazz brought you up to sleep in Rosalie's room." I told her, trying, and failing, not to laugh.
She gave me a "scary" death glare and said, "I know that! And you don't have to laugh at me! You would freak out too if you woke up in some random bed without knowing how you got there! Don't forget, I know where you hide all of your collection." She threatened me.
Oh shit, how did she find out where my old stash of, gulp, car magazines were?!? I didn't tell her!! How did she ever find out? Even ESME didn't know I owned any car magazines, let alone where I kept them!
I looked at her blankly, "I haven't got a clue what you are talking about Alice."
She looked at me, a weird look in her eyes. "Ohhh… I think you know exactly what I'm talking about Uncle Carlisle." She laughed a weird, evil laugh.
"That's it, no more murder mystery shows for you, young lady!" I teased.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE TO WATCH BONES!!!" Alice yelled.
Just then, Esme walked in with her hair soaking wet. She was wearing a white shirt and her hair was making it pretty wet. I tore my eyes from her before I gave myself away completely. She noticed though and looked at me with a questioning look in her eyes. I glanced down at her shirt and she looked down. She looked back up and I could see the amusement in her eyes. Oh, she was so going to pay for that later.
"What's all this yelling I keep hearing?" Esme asked, amused still.
"Auntie Esme! Uncle Carlisle says I can't watch Bones anymore!" Alice wailed.
"Alice, I'm sure he was only kidding!" Esme told her seriously, seeing that she was upset. Me on the other hand, I was barely containing my laughter.
Alice sighed in relief. "Ok! I'm gonna go take a shower now so out, out, out!" She shooed us out of Rose's room and we heard the shower start not too long after that.
"So, I was thinking maybe we could go on your vacation next weekend?" I asked Esme, hoping that she would say yes. We really were in need of some alone time.
"I think that that would be a great idea! We really need to get away from everything and just spend time together." Esme agreed.
"That's exactly what I was thinking. So would you like to plan it for next weekend?" I asked her. Little did she know that I had another surprise for her that I could hardly wait to give to her.
"Yes, I think that that would be fine. Although, won't we have to schedule with hotels and everything?" She asked me.
"You just leave all of the planning to me! Just make sure you have everything packed and plan on leaving this weekend!" I told her.
We walked down the stairs hand and hand. When we got downsairs, I smelled something really, really good cooking. It smelled like, PANCAKES!
"Is it just me or do you smell pancakes?" I asked Esme, wondering if I was smelling things.
"No! I smell them too! Mmm they smell delicious! Let's go see who's cooking!" Esme said excitedly. (A/N and now I'M smelling pancakes!! Damn…)
We walked towards the kitchen and I started to hear the music leaking out of the kitchen:
She wants to touch me whoa X's on the back of your hands B-b-b-bruises cover your arms
She wants to love me whoa
She'll never leave me whoa, whoa oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe
Won't trust me
Wash them in the bathroom and drink like the bands
And the setlist you stole off the stage
Has red and purple lipstick all over the page
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm
And the best is, no one knows who you are
Just another girl alone at the bar
She wants to touch me whoa
She wants to love me whoa
She'll never leave me whoa, whoa oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe
Won't trust me
(Don't Trust Me: 3Oh!3)
We walked in to hear Jasper singing along quietly to the song as he cooked. I had honestly never heard it in my life but he seemed to like it. I didn't know that he could cook either!
"Wow Jasper, those pancakes smell really good!" Esme complimented.
He looked up surprised and immediately stopped singing. "Well, thank you ma'am." He said, slipping into a slight Texan accent.
She smiled at him, "Your welcome! Are they almost done? We are all starving!"
Jasper looked up as Rose walked in saying, "Mmm.. it smells good in here!! What are you cooking, I'm starving!"
Jasper laughed, "When aren't you hungry Rose? And I'm cooking pancakes. They will be done in about 5 minutes so could you please tell everyone that breakfast is almost ready?"
"Yeah, sure." She said as she walked off back towards the stairs. Then she yelled, "GUYS!!!!!! JASPER SAYS BREAKFAST IS ALMOST READY SO GET YOU'RE A… BUTTS DOWN HERE!!!!!" She caught herself right before she cussed. I guess Esme's punishment of soap in your mouth really does work. That's good but I hope she doesn't start using it on me as well, that would not be pleasant.
"THANK GOD!! I AM STARVING!!!" Emmett yelled. We all laughed and shook our heads at him. He was always hungry.
"Hey Rose, can you go check on Alice please and tell her breakfast is ready?" I asked her.
"Yeah." She yelled back to me.
*~*
RPOV
"Hey Rose, can you go check on Alice please and tell her breakfast is ready?" Carlisle asked me.
"Yeah." I yelled back to him. I walked back up the stairs slowly 'cuz I really just wanted to eat. I walked over to my bedroom door and knocked. When she didn't say anything so I just pushed open the door. I walked in and saw a horror stricken Alice. Who had bright. Pink. Hair.
"Oh. My. God."
A/N
So there you people go…. Sorry if its bad but I was fighting a loosing battle against writers block and talking on the phone at the same time!! Thanks for the reviews guys but pleeaaasssee!! These reviewz are like my drug!! So,(in nasally, announcer voice) please review and have a nice day. Thank you.
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