Chapter 11: The Great Escape

Later that morning, Stewie, Brian, Snipes, and Peepers were asleep in the net they were trapped in. The net was tied up and hanging from the ceiling in Pinky's trailer. Stewie slowly woke up as he slowly opened his eyes. "Brian, am I dead?" Stewie asked. Brian then woke up with his eyes half-open and said, "No, Stewie. We're still alive." Peepers and Snipes then woke up. Pinky opened the door to his trailer and entered. He walked up to his trapped victims and looked up at them. "Finally! I have caught all of you! Did you really think you can get your friend Chanticleer to crow for you guys? I will not let you guys take Chanticleer away from me just so he can crow to bring the sun up! Just like how the Duke wanted me to!" said Pinky. "The Duke? Wait a minute, so that means you've been forming an alliance with him all this time!" Brian said with shock. "Exactly! And as long as you are trapped in this net, I won't let you guys get away! Oh, and Stewie, the Duke still wants you!" said Pinky. "Well, you can tell the Duke he can kiss my-mph!" said Stewie as Brian covered his mouth at the end of the sentence. "Heh, heh, heh. Now I'm going to go watch my favourite show I recorded last night," said Pinky as he turned on the television. Pinky's cell phone then rang and he answered it. "Hello? Hang on a sec, let me go outside of my trailer. I can get better reception," said Pinky. He then left the trailer to continue talking on his cell phone. "I wonder what show he wanted to watch," said Snipes. The group heard an announcement on the TV, "We now return to 'The Very Worst of American Idol'." The screen then showed a female goose singing with a terrible voice, "I don't wanna clooooose my eyyyyyyeeeessss!" Stewie, Brian, Peepers, and Snipes screamed in terror at the television from the awful singing.

Pinky was outside his trailer as he spoke on his cell phone. "Yeah, I've got the dog, the magpie, the mouse, and the baby all tied up in my trailer!" said Pinky. Meanwhile, Hunch was flying above Pinky's trailer as he overheard Pinky. "Aha!" Hunch shouted in excitement. He dived into the swimming pool that is part of Pinky's trailer. While underwater, Hunch looked through the glass window that was connected to one of the walls of the swimming pool and to Pinky's trailer. Hunch was looking at the room with the group tied up in Pinky's trailer through the window in the swimming pool and he recognized his foes that were tied up in the net. Meanwhile, Stewie was talking to Brian and said, "Hey, Brian! Check it out! This guy is loves golf! I mean, look at this place! He's got golf clubs, golf trophies, a mini-golf hole, golf balls..." "Uh, guys. We've got company," said Peepers as she pointed to the window. Everyone turned to the window and noticed Hunch was underwater and that he found them. Hunch then flew out of the swimming pool and onto the roof of the trailer. He landed near a metal roof door on the trailer. Hunch took out his pocket knife and started shaking it to change the weapon in the knife. First, Hunch shook out a corkscrew. Then he shook out a comb, then a brush, then a TV remote, and then a knife. Finally, Hunch shook his pocket knife again and out came a light sabre. "May the force be with me!" said Hunch. Hunch then started carving a big hole in the metal sun roof and made it big enough for him to get in. "Peepers, can you chew threw the ropes?" Brian asked as Hunch was carving a hole in the roof. Peepers then started nibbling at the rope. "I can't! The rope is too hard!" said Peepers. Hunch finally carved a hole in the roof and cried, "Total determination!" Hunch said with joy followed by an evil laugh. While holding his light sabre, Hunch flew down the roof to the net Stewie and his friends were captured in.

Meanwhile, at Pinky studios, Pinky was shooting a movie with Chanticleer and Goldie in the scene. Chanticleer was wearing a blue open jacket, a purple kerchief around his neck, a yellow belt, navy pants, and black shoes. Goldie this time was wearing a black strapless leotard with pink fringes around the waist, long pink gloves, black high-heeled shoes, purple earrings, and a purple feathery headband. In the film shoot, Chanticleer was riding a pink motorcycle with Goldie riding along in the back while holding Chanticleer. They were riding in front of a moving background while on a treadmill and that gave the illusion of the motorcycle moving. Chanticleer was lip synching to his musical number, when all of the sudden, the filming and the music track stopped. "Cut! Murray, what's with the snow? It's summer time!" said Pinky as he was looking at Murray, a chimpanzee, who was shaking fake snow from above the set. "And how about a smile on that pheasant?" Pinky ordered Goldie. Pinky then walked away to speak to his crew members on the set.

Goldie and Chanticleer hopped off the motorcycle. "King, can I talk to you for a moment?" Goldie asked. Goldie and Chanticleer walked behind the set. "What is it, Goldie?" Chanticleer asked. "I have done something awful," Goldie sadly admitted. "Let me guess: You bought twenty pairs of shoes last month," Chanticleer guessed. "No, it wasn't that, I-" Goldie started before Chanticleer interrupted with a second guess. "Oh, I know! You put up a video on the Internet and you regret putting it up! I can relate to that!" said Chanticleer as he reminded himself of a blooper reel he once put up on the Internet showcasing mistakes of one of his movies. "No, it's not that," Goldie said sadly. "What is it, baby?" Chanticleer asked. Goldie handed Chanticleer the letter that Stewie wrote which was signed by Stewie and his friends. Chanticleer looked down at the letter. "Those signatures. Snipes, Peepers, a dog, and someone named Stewie. Goldie, where did you get this?" he asked. "I got it from you on the nigh we first met," Goldie admitted. "Well I remember the dog singing with the baby as they were protesting the ban in the theatre, but were Snipes and Peepers here?" Chanticleer asked. "They're still here," said Goldie. "Well, why didn't you tell me?" asked Chanticleer. "Because she wasn't supposed to!" answered Pinky as he walked behind the set. "Goldie, I'm disappointed in you! I said to entertain him, not educate him!" sneered Pinky. "Entertain me? Like the time you had a female rooster dancing out of a birthday cake for me?" Chanticleer asked Pinky. Chanticleer remembered the time when he was at his birthday party that Pinky threw for him and Chanticleer was standing in front of a giant cake when suddenly, a female rooster danced out of the cake with cake and icing all over her. "Happy birthday too you!" she sang sexily.

"What's this all about?" Chanticleer asked. "Calm down, King! Your friends are just fine!" Pinky assured. "No, they're not! Pinky's got them tied up!" Goldie corrected. She then turned to Pinky and said, "Pinky, you're one bad mother-" Goldie started. "Shut yo' mouth!" Pinky yelled back. Chanticleer tackled Pinky to the ground and grabbed him by the neck. "Where are they?! What have you done to them?!" he demanded. Some of Pinky's toad security guards pulled Chanticleer off of him. "Don't hurt him, boys. He's got a movie to a make," Pinky ordered. "I'm not making a movie with you!" Chanticleer snapped back. "Oh, yeah? I put a lot of money into this picture and I don't want to lose my money just like how you don't want to lose your friends!" Pinky sneered with a smile. "That's blackmail!" Chanticleer shouted. "That's show-biz!" Pinky replied. "MAKE UP!" he yelled.

Meanwhile, back in Pinky's trailer, Stewie, Brian, Snipes, and Peepers were still caught in the net that was tied up and hanging in Pinky's trailer. Hunch was still holding his light sabre. "Now, where share I start?" he asked. "Well, you can start by turning the TV off," Snipes suggested. Hunch then faced the TV and noticed that "The Very Worst of American Idol" was on. "Aaahhhh!" screamed Hunch. He then flew to the TV, pressed the power button on the TV and the TV turned off. "Wow, that's a relief! I couldn't even stand thing for a minute! Now where was I? Oh yes!" Hunch said as he just remembered his next step. Hunch then cut the top of the net that the group was trapped in. The net was cut loose from the ceiling and the group all fell down to the ground. Brian looked up at Hunch confused. "You're freeing us?" Brian asked. "Well, not quite. I can let you go if your friend accepts his offer," said Hunch, who was referring to Stewie. Hunch then turned to Stewie and said, "Stewie. The Duke is giving you another chance to join him! Just imagine all of the fun things we can all do together! We can travel the world in your universe after we take over it! Stewie, don't you want to go back home to your universe? You know, you do have to join us if you want to go back home!" Stewie was uninterested and said, "Everyone, get ready to kick some-"

Back at the set of Pinky's studios, one of Pinky's bodyguards was holding a clapperboard. "Stand by!" he called, followed by Murray echoing, "Stand by!" "Quiet on the set!" he announced, followed by Murray repeating, "Quiet on the set!" The bodyguard then turned to Murray and ordered, "Hey! You too!" "Where are they tied up, Goldie?" Chanticleer whispered. "In Pinky's trailer outside," Goldie whispered back. The toad with the clapperboard held the clapperboard in front of the camera, "22A take two!" he announced and then clapped the clapperboard. Chanticleer was looking around and noticed that the garage door of the building they were filming in was open. "Action!" Pinky called. "Hang on, honey!" Chanticleer told Goldie. Goldie held on to Chanticleer as he started the engine of the motorcycle and took off. Chanticleer drove the motorcycle right out of the building. "This is not in the script!" exclaimed Pinky. "Stop those birds!" he ordered. "I haven't been this frustrated since the time I played golf against Happy Gilmore!" Pinky remembered the time he was in a golf tournament and Happy Gilmore, who was in the form of a dog, was shouting at his golf ball that was right outside the hole. "You're supposed to go to your home, ball! Go to your home! Roll inside your home!" he shouted at the ball. "Oh, geeze. When's Bob Barker coming?" Pinky asked himself.

Meanwhile in Pinky's trailer, Brian was fighting against Hunch inside the trailer. Hunch was holding his light sabre while Brian was holding a frying pan he found in the trailer. Luckily for Brian, Hunch's light sabre wasn't strong enough to cut through the metal frying pan. The two were engaged in a sword fight-style battle while they used a light sabre and a frying pan as weapons. After a minute into their battle, Brian knocked out Hunch's light sabre out of his hand. "Batter up!" he called as he swung the frying pan like a baseball bat. The swing struck Hunch and sent hit flying towards the door of the trailer. Hunch was now limping on the ground as Brian was holding a giant frying pan as he prepared to deliver a final blow.

Goldie was still riding on the motorcycle with Chanticleer. She saw Pinky's trailer up ahead. "There it is!" Goldie told Chanticleer as she pointed forwards. Chanticleer then zoomed up ahead closer to the trailer and brushed Goldie's long hair out of his eyes. "Watch out, King!" Goldie shouted as the motorcycle got really close to the trailer. "Whoa!" Chanticleer shouted as he realized how close he was to the trailer. Suddenly, the motorcycle crashed into the steps leading to Pinky's trailer. As soon as the motorcycle crashed into the steps, Chanticleer and Goldie went flying into the glass door of the trailer with Goldie still holding on to Chanticleer while Chanticleer hit the glass first. The glass doors shattered on impact as Chanticleer and Goldie crashed through them. Chanticleer and Goldie landed on top of Hunch and sent Hunch flying across the room as soon as Chanticleer landed on him. Goldie quickly jumped off of Chanticleer. Brian, not noticing that Hunch was no longer on the ground, struck the frying pan towards the ground and hit Chanticleer on the head. Chanticleer was now knocked out on the ground. "Oh my gosh! I killed Chanticleer!" Brian shouted. "You bastard!" Stewie shouted back. Stewie walked over to Chanticleer and put his hand around Chanticleer's neck. "He's still alive. I can feel his pulse," said Stewie. Goldie kneeled down to hug Chanticleer after the hit he received on the head. "King! Oh my goodness!" she exclaimed in shock as she shed a tear. Stewie noticed that Chanticleer's right arm was bleeding. The bleeding was caused from the glass that was shattered as he and Goldie crashed through the window. Stewie took out a first aid kit and wrapped a cloth bandage around the cuts on Chanticleer's arm. Stewie looked up at Goldie who was still hugging Chanticleer as she shedded tears. Stewie noticed that Goldie also had a cut on her arm. Stewie walked close to Goldie and held her right arm as he wrapped a cloth bandage around the cut on her arm. He then took out a tissue and held it up to Goldie. "It's not as big as the one you gave me, but it will do," Stewie said softly. Goldie then took the tissue and wiped the tears from her face with it.

Peepers walked up to Chanticleer and opened up his closed eyelid of his right eye. "Jumpin' Jemima's pancakes! It's him!" she said in awe. Suddenly, the group heard the sound of motorcycles in the distance. They looked up and they saw Pinky's bodyguard toads on motorcycles and they were heading towards the trailer. "We gotta get outta here!" said Snipes. "Let's go through there!" Peepers suggested as they pointed towards the vent. The group snuck out of the trailer through the vent as Stewie, Snipes, Brian, and Goldie carried Chanticleer through the vent. Right outside the trailer, they saw Pinky's pink Cadillac parked in front of the trailer. The trailer was connected to the back of the Cadillac. "Anyone up for a little grand theft auto?" asked Brian. "Oh, no! Not Pinky's Caddie!" whispered Goldie. Snipes opened the door and everyone hopped into the car. Stewie and Brian dragged Chanticleer into the back of the car. Brian moved to the driver's seat and Stewie was in the passenger seat next to Brian. "I'll start it up," said Stewie. Stewie got underneath the steering wheel of the car as he started tinkering with it. "Stewie, how are you going to steal a car?" Brian asked. Brian then heard engine start. "Brian, get us out of here so we can be gone in sixty seconds!" ordered Stewie (while making a reference to a movie title.) Brian started driving the car with the trailer attached to the back of it. Pinky was chasing the trailer in his golf cart and his bodyguards were chasing it in motorcycles.

"I'm going to check up on the passengers in the back," Stewie told Brian. As Brian was driving the car away from Pinky and his bodyguards, Stewie hopped into the backseat. Goldie was accompanying Chanticleer as he was laying down on one of the seats in the back of the car. As soon as Stewie arrived at the back of the car, he sat on Goldie's lap. "Oh my goodness!" Goldie exclaimed. She was a bit scared after Stewie unexpectedly sat on her lap and was still a bit frightened by Stewie after the fight they had. "How is he doing?" Stewie asked. "I don't know. It's still too early to tell. I hope he gets better," said Goldie. "Listen, I'm sorry I had to fight you. I only meant to defend myself so Brian and I can go home," Stewie apologized. "And I'm sorry I threw that vase at you, Stewie. I was defending myself because Pinky told me you were bad," Goldie apologized. Stewie smiled and said, "But I heard your singing and I have to say, you have a lovely singing voice! In fact, I think I'm a fan of yours now!" "Oh, thank you, Stewie!" Goldie replied. "So, when's your next performance?" Stewie asked. "Well, I might be performing next week, but I will either be in the chorus or I will have a solo act. Hopefully I can go solo," Goldie answered.

"Oh, and by the way, Goldie?" Stewie asked.

"Yes, Stewie?"
"You're gorgeous!"
"Awwww, Stewie!" Goldie kissed Stewie on his forehead. Stewie smiled as he clenched his fists, shook them up and down excitedly and said, "Ooooooohhh!"

"Stewie, look behind you!" Peepers called. Stewie looked behind him and noticed that Hunch was holding on to a plunger that was sticking on to the trailer. He was slowly making his way to the car with the plunger by moving the plunger closer and closer to the car as he slowly travelled along the trailer. "For some reason, he's not flying," said Stewie. "But we gotta act fast so he doesn't get us! We're going to detach the trailer!" Peepers told Stewie. Peepers took Stewie to the back of the Cadillac. Near the bottom of the back side, there was a chain that was attached to the back of the car and Pinky's trailer. "Stewie, you gotta go down there and disconnect it!" Peepers told Stewie. "What the-I'm just a baby! What are you trying to do, kill me? If you wanted to kill me, why didn't you just make me drown in the flood we went through!" Stewie argued. "But Stewie! You have more equipment than I do!" Peepers said to Stewie. "Oh, yeah? And what do you expect me to do? Disconnect the metal with a bobby pin as I risk killing myself?" he challenged. "Oh, fine! I'll do it!" Peepers said in aggravation. Peepers floated to the metal connectors that were connecting the trailer and and the car. She landed on the connector of the trailer and started pulling up the metal lever that was connected to both the connector of the trailer and the connector of the Cadillac. Hunch was still holding on to the trailer with a plunger in one hand and he had his light sabre in the other. With his light sabre, he slashed one of the tires and the trailer started to shake. Suddenly, the metal connector of the trailer Peepers was standing on started to shake. It disconnected from the other connector, but now Peepers needs to get back to the car from the trailer. The only thing left connecting the trailer and the vehicle was a chain that connected to each of the metal connectors on the vehicles. Peepers started climbing on to the chain while Stewie was standing close to the metal connector. He crouched down as he stretched his hand out for Peepers. "Peepers, grab my hand!" Stewie commanded. Peepers and Stewie were reaching for each other's hands as Peepers was helplessly holding on to the chain for dear life. Suddenly, the chain that connected the trailer and the Cadillac broke off. Peepers yelled in terror as the Cadillac was disconnected from the trailer. The Cadillac slid off into a water tower. The trailer shifted upwards towards the top of the tower and now it was leaning vertically onto the tower "PEEPERS!!!!!!" shouted Stewie.