It's been TOO long, I know and I am so so sorry. No excuse can make it up though so i am going to stop talking and let you read...

P.s. this has alice, jasper, rosalie, and emmett pov!

Disclaimer: Do i own my favorite scarf, yes! Do i own this, no. Stephenie Meyer does, darn.

(Alice POV)

It was finally morning and Bella was leaving for school. But we still had one problem, Edward. We couldn't watch Bella on the computer with him in the house, he would hear. But luckily Jasper had come up with something so simple it was genius. Since Esme would be in Seattle all day it would be just us in the house. So Jasper sent waves of lust throughout the house. It definitely made Edward feel uncomfortable, especially when none of us had a problem doing anything with him in the house and he knew that.

I think it's safe to say that he thought we were going to do something because he was out of the house in minutes. As soon as Edward was out of the house Jasper cut the waves of lust off and we all burst out laughing at how funny it was to make Edward edgy and uncomfortable. I checked ahead and let everyone know that it had worked and Edward wouldn't come back to the house all day.

"Now on to the day's festivities!" Emmett yelled. We laughed and went to his and Rose's room and turned the computer on. Revenge is sweet.

(Rosalie POV)

I turned the computer on and it hummed to life within seconds. I quickly clicked on the camera folder and a small box popped up for every camera we had set up. I made sure the volume was turned up and we waited. Bella wasn't at school and she wouldn't be for five minutes and 38 seconds, according to Alice.

While we waited I decided to take a look at what Emmett was wearing. I hadn't really paid attention and sometimes what he put on didn't even match. Right before I turned my head to look Alice burst into a giggling fit. I looked at her and shrugged before turning my attention back to Emmett. Damn, he looked good. He was dressed in all white today; white jeans, with white sneakers, and a white shirt with a pullover on top. He looked perfect. As I looked him over again I notices a pin on his pullover. I looked at it and it said "Save the Squirrels!" with a drawing of a squirrel that looked like a five year old drew it, right in the middle. I practically fell over, where did he get that?

"Emmett," I said, "what is that on your shirt?"

He looked down at the pin and said, "Oh this is my 'save the squirrel' pin. Did you know they're endangered?"

At this Jasper burst out laughing and Alice was attempting to hold her giggles in.

"Emmett," I said trying to hold in my own laughs, "where did you get that?"

"I got it yesterday whenever I went to buy the cameras. When I came out of the store after buying them I saw a make shift stand next the store. It's funny actually I hadn't even noticed it before when I went in. it was weird really, but whatever." Emmett said as we al just stared at him.

"I went over to see what he was selling and it was completely empty. I asked him if he sold anything. And he told me he was sold out. But he had one left and it was the best of all of them. I asked him what he sold and he pulled this out." He pointed to the pin as he continued.

"I didn't even know the squirrels needed to be saved. So I brought it from him. He was happy; he said all the earnings went to help save the squirrels." Emmett said happily.

By this time I was laughing along with Jasper and Alice. My husband was smart, but he had his moments. And this was one of them.

"Em… Emmett," Jasper said while laughing, "how much did you pay for that pin?"

"Three hundred." was Emmett's answer. We all just stared at him and laughed even harder.

"What!" Emmett whined, "Why are you all laughing?"

"Emmett," Alice said, "you were so jipped."

"What?" Emmett asked.

"That guy ripped you off sweetie." I told him.

"Yeah, in no way are the squirrels in any kind of danger or need to be saved." Jasper snorted.

"Well damn, I'm so going to kill that guy Bob the hobo when I see him." Emmett snarled.

"Who is Bob?" I asked.

"The guy who sold the pin to me." Emmett answered.

"You bought a three hundred dollar pin from a…a… hobo?" Alice asked.

"Yeah, so?" Emmett asked.

"He's a hobo honey, that's kind of an obvious sign.

"Whatever." Emmett said and turned back to the computer.

"Hey Bella just pulled up." Emmett said excitedly. Our laughing died down, thanks to Jasper, as we watched Bella get out of that rust bucket of a truck she drove. I would really love to get my hands on, but I digress.

We watched as Bella was getting out of her truck Mike Newton pulled in right next to her. When he saw her he got hat pathetically hopeless look on his face. The one where he thinks he actually has a chance. Bella smiled at him and tried running away but of course Mike caught up with her. We watched as he asked her a question.

(Jasper POV)

"Do you want to go out with me tonight, or tomorrow night, or any other night really." Mike asked Bella. I could feel everyone's amusement as Mike asked Bella and we all laughed. This kid was persistent, though I guess our note hadn't helped Bella much there. She smiled a little after he asked her and we were all a little confused. Bella came up with some excuse about remembering something between her and Edward. Alice scoffed at this; it was obvious she didn't believe it, though I could tell the rest of us didn't either.

Mike asked where Edward was and Bella gave him the excuse that he and Alice were sick. He asked about the rest of us and Bella gave him the college excuse. I've got to admit it was a pretty good one. She came up with the lies well enough. Although Mike looked relieved when she told him this, I guess he was glad Emmett and I weren't there to try and stop him. Bella smiled a little and tried getting away, but Mike offered to walk with her.

Bella agreed, but she looked ready to kill him. I laughed at this and when I pointed out her expression, everyone else did too. Then again Mike asked Bella out again. I asked Alice what she wrote in his note and she recited it exactly as she wrote it. We all laughed and watched as Bella told Mike she was going out with Edward and she loved him. When he asked if that was a no, Bella practically screamed and stalked off. By the time she reached her class we were all in hysterics over Bella's reaction to Mike's constant pursuit of her.

As she sat down and began to read we just waited in front of the screen for the bell to ring. Thought soon Emmett began to feel restless and I knew it wouldn't be long until he began whining. As if on cue he turned toward us and said, "This is so boring. I mean this is funny and all but if that's as funny as it gets, then what the hell?" he said.

Alice just shook her head and smiled. Amusement was rolling off of her in small amounts, it must have been Emmett.

"Emmett," she said, "class hasn't even started and are you forgetting lunch? Besides Jessica has first with Bella."

"Right." was Emmett's response.

As we turned our attention back to the screen we saw Jessica sit next to Bella. Another girl was giving Jessica an evil glare. She didn't seem to notice and gave her full attention to Bella.

"So where is Edward?" she asked Bella. Once again she gave the same excuse of him and Alice being sick. Jessica gave her apology and they turned their attention to the teacher. He gave them a free day and Jessica went back to interrogation Bella.

She asked the most random question about his food and we all glanced at each other with amusement. But I could feel everyone's' bewilderment as well. Well except from Alice, of course she knows what going to happen. Bella told Jessica we were all vegetarians and Emmett burst out laughing, it was pretty funny. Jessica was only able to ask one more question though before the teacher gave them work. To say Bella looked relieved was an understatement.

(Emmett POV)

Whoa! Bella ran without tripping, it would have been funny if she had. She went through a few classes without Jessica's weird questions, but everyone was definitely staring at her though she didn't seem to notice. It's so boring watching her just get stared at.

"Emmett," Jasper told me, "have a little patience please, your impatientce and anxiety is killing me." I just scoffed, I can't help that it is boring right now.

The bell finally rang and Bella went to her next class. Luckily Jessica was waiting for Bella. Nice. As Bella sat down she looked around her and finally seemed to notice everyone was looking at her and whispering.

When class began the teacher walked out and left everyone alone. So Bella got her iPod and read her book. Jessica kept calling but Bella didn't hear her, or ignoring her. And she seemed to be getting mead. After about the millionth time of calling her, Jessica reached over and jerked out one of Bella's ear phones. Bella looked pissed.

"Yes Jessica?" she asked. Jessica asked where we lived because she wanted to bring "something" over to Edward. By something she probably meant herself. Bella retailed by saying to give it to her and she would bring it over to Edward AND Alice. She kept emphasizing Alice's name whenever she mentioned Edward.

I mentioned this quickly and everyone burst out laughing. Alice especially, she said that if she knew Bella, and she did, then it was true. We then quickly turned our attention back to Bella's conversation.

She told Jessica that she was coming over to hand out with me! Yay, I'm totally her favorite! Take that Edward and Alice. She told Jessica she barely knew us and Jessica turned away from Bella angrily. Bella then went back to her iPod and put her hands over her ears. See, that's why I find her so funny; always doing something unusual.

For the rest of class Jessica would keep calling Bella and Bella kept ignoring her. Finally it was time for lunch, the time we were all looking forward to. As soon as Bella walked into the lunch room she went straight to the line and didn't seem to notice everyone look at her and then turn back to each other to whisper excitedly.

Bella sat next to Angela and in doing so had to put up with Jessica at the same table, who kept sending her these freaking funny looks. Bella got brave and finally shot her a look back. So Jessica stood up and yelled "Why did you and Edward Cullen break up?" The lunch room went silent and all eyes were on Bella.

We were all silent as we looked at each other completely shocked. Then we burst out laughing at how incredibly funny this as and I gave Jasper a high five.

Again so sorry for the wait on this chapter! School was getting crazy, sad excuse i know but there it is. But I know that the whole Emmett and squirrel thing was ridiculous but I had way to much sugar when i wrote this chapter and was a little hyper. But i thought it was funny and completely random with nothing to do with the story, so I kept it after my friends agreed with me. I hope you liked it. AND i will have the NEXT CHAPTER UP BY TONIGHT! So review and it'll go up faster, i promise. REVIEW!

p.s. Thanks to everyone who reviewed last chapter!