OPFan: SORRY FOR THE WAIT, LET'S KICK THIS THING!!
Sanji: Something needs to be kicked?
OPFan: …it was a figure of speech. First, Zo's coming back in to play with us!
Crew: WHAT?!?!?! (place any swear words of your choosing here)!!!!!!
Zo: I'm not THAT bad am I? …Na, of course not!! I know ya'll secretly love me and Pyro on the inside!! …Very deep down… way deep down….
Usopp: No, we don't
Luffy: YOU GAVE ME RUBBER MEAT!! It was still good though…
Zoro: 'snore'
Zo: Sanji, have you ever considered wearing an monicle? I mean, you only have one visible eye anyway, right? … Or are there more hidden eyes that you won't tell us about?
Sanji: I have eyes in the back of my head to watch the fridge.
Luffy: YOU DO?!?
Sanji: 'puts a foot on Luffy's head' To make sure that YOU don't raid all our food supplies.
Luffy: 'gets blue lines on his head' Okay…. I got it….
OPFan: Be nice guys.
Zo: Chopper! Sanji has three eyes! We must investigate!
Chopper: Eh?
Zo: 'starts picking through Sanji's hair like a monkey' … I don't see anything…. 'tear'
Sanji: MELLORINE!!!!!
Zo: Usopp! 'tackles him once again' You're so cool! Can I borrow your slingshot?
Usopp: Thanks for saying that I'm cool, but no, you can't borrow my slingsh-
Zo: 'takes it anyway and shoots Zoro in the butt' Whoopsies…
Zoro: OI!!
Zo: 'points accusingly at Usopp' He did it! I swear!
OPFan: … who's going to believe tha-
Zoro: GET BACK HERE YOU LONG NOSE!!
Usopp: GYAAAAAAH!! 'runs away as fast as he can' ITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTMEITWASNTME…!!!!
OPFan: 'sweatdrop' wow…
Zo: 'hides behind Robin' Thanks much! Did you know Zoro is secretly scared of you? That makes you like the coolest EVER!!
Robin: 'smile' Thank you Zo-san.
Zo: Oh yeah and Luffy I'm sorry, I didn't know that meat was rubber… like you.
Luffy: 'sulk'
Zo: So I made you a hamburger! 'gives him a burnt hamburger' I cooked it myself!
Luffy: Oh really? Thanks!! 'eats it in one gulp, then starts choking on the burned part'
Zo: …maybe Sanji should give me cooking lessons. Seriously, I would pay too! At a reasonable price…
Nami: OKAY SANJI! GIVE THIS GIRL COOKING LESSONS!! They'll be 100,000,000 Beli per hour though!
OPFan: THAT'S TOO MUCH!!
Nami: It is not! It's perfectly reasonable, since Sanji is a top class gourmet cook!
Zo: Okay, I guess that's all for today… 'kicks Zoro off the boat' that was for kicking ME off! 'shakes fist threateningly' Meanie head!
OPFan: 'sweatdrops and pushes Zo out the door' Okay, that's enough from you.
Zo: 'fighting back' Bye bye! See you next time!
OPFan: 'slams the door' So now we have THE EVIL TAKONO who has sent in a few questions for you people! (TAKO for short) Ahem… 'opens the door'
TAKO: GYAAA! FISH GUTS ON THE TABLE!!"
'stunned silence'
TAKO: I LIVE! Ok… Zoro: dude, TELL ME WHO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS! I WANNA KNOW!
Zoro: What the hell are you talking about?! I'm a guy for pete's sake!
TAKO: Usopp: how are your ballet lessons doing? and where's Sogeking? HE'S YOU! Oh, and tell me a story!
Usopp: My ballet lessons are going aweso- I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!? And I'm not Sogeking! Sogeking lives… in your hearts! As for a story, once I battled a huge pencil one time! It had ears twice as big as an elephant's and it was as tall as three houses stacked on top of each other! And I was able to defeat it with only one shot to its groi-
OPFan: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU!!
Zoro: Does a pencil even have one?
Usopp: Ah…
OPFan: We don't need to ask that…
TAKO: Franky, DUDE! PANTS! PLEASE!! AND SING A SONG!! 'drinks cola' SUPA FRESH COLA POWAH!! One more thing... I challenge you to DDR!!
Franky: No I will NOT wear pants! You're just jealous about how insanely cool I look in these pants! DON'T MAKE FUN OF COLA!!! And I'll kick your ass at DDR, you're on! OW!!
OPFan: Unfortunately, we don't have access to a DDR mat at the moment… you'll have to save that for another time…
TAKO: Luffy, DO 3RD GEAR!! YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO THAT!!!
Luffy: I know, don't I look cool? Okay, ready, here I g-
Nami: 'thwacks him on the head' IDIOT! Are you planning to destroy the ship?
Luffy: Oh yeah…
TAKO: Sanji!! 'hug' I don't know why I did that, but I still want a chocolate cake!
Sanji: MELLORINE!! Coming right up!!
TAKO: 'eats cake' IT'S GOOD!
Sanji: I'm glad you like it TAKO-chan!
OPFan: 'glances at nonexistent watch' Okay TAKO, we need to keep it moving here, so I'm sorry but you're time's up…
TAKO: read my stories and "ASK SANJI" (by neondrake99) PWEZ 'puppy eyes'
OPFan: 'pushes TAKO out the door' Ah, I'm doing that a lot lately…
TAKO: 'bursts back into the room' From ch3, lemme say who's which animal:
Luffy- monkey (D Luffy, haha)
Zoro- bunny (YOU'D MAKE A CUTE BUNNY!)
Nami- birdy (I can only imagine)
Usopp- ostrich I guess (Hoshi was right)
Sanji- panda (YOU'D LOOK ADORABLE SANJI-KUN!!!)
Chopper- (besides a reindeer) puppy
Robin- swan
Franky- hyena (well, you're just as excited, IT'S NOT AN INSULT I SWEAR I LIKE HYENAS!)
Me- kitty (I'LL DRAW A PICTURE AND SHOW YOU!)
OPFan: wow… 'pushes out the door' Okay, now you really have to leave, it's Pyro's turn to come on board!
Crew: WHAT?!?!
Pyro: 'yells over the side of the ship' Who the hell threw me off?
Zoro: Hey, she's awake
Pyro: Who threw me off?
Crew: 'looks at OPFan'
OPFan: 'shifty eyes' Heh? Why are you all looking at me? I didn't do anyth-
Luffy: OPFan did! 'grins'
OPFan: LUFFY!!
Pyro: Oh… why?
Usopp: We had to continue on…
Pyro: Usopp… I'm still going to hurt you… but I can't kill you because Luffy would never forgive me for killing one of his nakama…
Luffy: 'nods' That's true.
Pyro: Can I come back on the ship?
Crew: NO
Pyro: Why?!
Zoro: You're annoying and you cause trouble
Luffy: 'throws the ladder'
Crew: LUFFY!!!!
Pyro: Thanks Luffy!
Luffy: She's cool!
Pyro: Here Luffy, meat…
Luffy: WHOOHOO!! See, I told you!!
Pyro: I'm bored…
OPFan: Shit… please don't kill anyone...
Pyro: Hey Sanji!
Sanji: YES PYRO-CHWAN?
Pyro: Want to play games with me?
Sanji: Nothing could give me more pleasure to play with the beautiful and divine Pyro-chwan!
Pryo: Go jump off the ship…
Sanji: 'jumps off'
OPFan: O.o Sanji... you are an idiot...
Pyro: Robin, want to lay rock paper scissors?
Robin: sure…
Pryo: Ready? Rock, paper, scissors! 'holds out rock'
Robin: 'holds out paper'
Pyro: Damn it! I always loose!
Luffy: play me, play me!
Pyro: okay! 'rock'
Luffy: 'rock'
Pyro: huh, draw…
(more rockpaperscissors more more more blah)
Zoro: You didn't cause that much trouble today…
Pyro: yeah… sometimes I don't like causing trouble since it's too much trouble… for me…
Zoro: 'raises eyebrow'
Pyro: You too… it causes trouble for you too… I know…
Zoro: Heh, you're not that bad…
Pyro: Thanks, now… who are you and what have you done with the real haramaki?
Zoro: Never mind…
Pyro: 'smirk'
Nami: No flirting guys!
Pyro: WE WEREN'T FLIRTING!
Usopp: Yeah right…
Pyro: Oh yeah, harakaki, can I borrow your katana?
Zoro: …
Pyro: 'takes anyways' Thanks! YOU'RE DEAD USOPP! For getting me wet and waking me up, those are the two things I hate most…
Usopp: 'runs behind OPFan'
OPFan: IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!?!
Pyro: 'swings katana' DIE USOPP!!
Usopp: GYAAAAAAAH!!!
OPFan: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Zoro: Heh, she did cause trouble after all… 'sees Usopp and OPFan run behind him' Crap…
Pyro: 'swings katana' USOPP DIE!!
OPFan: 'grabs Pyro's arm and throws her off the ship' THAT'S ENOUGH!!! NO KILLING THE CREW MEMBERS!! Oh Zoro, here's your katana back anyways…
Zoro: Thanks…
OPFan: Okay, we have a question for you anyways from Doom-muffins.
DM: Okie its not really my question though its my 'pokes the person next to me' my nakama's question anyway she wants to know all the eps counting movies that Zolo-kun blushes or is embarrassed. I asked her why she wants to know but she just threw a marshmallow at me
Luffy: Ooo, marshmallow!
Zoro: Huh?
OPFan: I can't list ALL the episodes cause I don't feel like rewatching the entire series at the moment… but here, I'll say the episode where Zoro accidently joins that family of foster kids is really funny…
Zoro: HOW DID Y- Robin, did you-
Robin: No, I didn't.
OPFan: Yeah, Zoro was forced to change his shirt and wore this tight shirt that said "Mommy" across his chest and carry little babies around-
Crew: WHAT?!?!
Zoro: SHUT UP!
Luffy: Zoro, you did that?
OPFan: yeah, he went to great efforts to try to avoid you all, but Robin found him, then he defended them from a bunch of loan sharks…
Zoro: 'punches OPFan with the flat of his blade' That's ENOUGH.
OPFan: 'clutches head' owie… well, I'll have to end it here today, but just so you know, in a couple chapters, we'll have a QA/ random actions section dedicated to… LUFFY!!
Luffy: AWESOME I GET A CHAPTER ALL TO MYSELF!!
OPFan: Yes, you do! SO SEND IN STUFF FOR LUFFY!! That'll happen as soon as I get caught up on the QAs for the whole crew, so it'll probably be another chapter…
Luffy: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! GIVE ME MEAT!
OPFan: Please don't send in all the meat in the universe, the ship won't be able to handle it… but we'll see you next time!