Later that evening, the four villains were settled in Kurt's room, talking about Mike and Dude, who Mike had on his lap; when someone knocked on the door, and Kurt got up to answer it. It was perfection- I mean Blaine…
"Hi," Kurt greeted, what perfect timing!
"Hey. I didn't see you today, just wanted to check in on you," Blaine told him.
"Well, I'm fine," Kurt answered simply.
"Good. Do you guys need anything?" he asked, now it just felt like he wanted to stay.
"We're good. But Blaine, there was something I needed to ask you. You know coz it's your coronation soon? Well do you think we could stand near Fairy Godmother at the front, so we can soak up all the goodness?" Kurt questioned hopefully.
"I wish you could, but upfront is my parents and boyfriend," Blaine explained.
"Boyfriend?" Kurt exclaimed.
"Yes, I'm sorry. I gotta go, have a nice night," Blaine blushed and hurried off. Kurt shut the door behind him.
"I think it's time Blaineyboo got a new boyfriend," Kurt suggested evilly. "Puck, spell me." Puck threw him his spell book and Kurt began his hunt for a spell.
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Kurt had found the perfect love spell, and the four were down in the kitchen making it.
"Right so we have to make the love spell into cookies. This spell has the best reviews so we have to do exactly what it says. Right, all we need now is one human tear. Shit, we all know I don't cry," Kurt complained.
"Let's chop up some onions then?" Mike suggested.
"No, it has to be a tear of sadness," Kurt explained.
"A tear's a tear," Puck said.
"Actually, they both have antibodies and enzymes in them, but an emotional tear has more protein based hormones than a reflex tear," Quinn explained cockily, good thing she paid attention in science today. Puck just huffed at her, he hated being wrong.
"Oh Kurt, I've been looking everywhere for you, all the girls want you to do their hair," Tina squealed as she came into the room. What was with this girl and making high pitched noises? "Oh you guys making a midnight snack?" Tina dipped her finger into it and the four just stared at her as she licked the batter off her finger. "Why are you guys staring at me? I'm not gonna double dip if that's what you're worried about," Tina laughed. "This could use some chips though." And she wandered off into the big kitchen. Kurt just looked at his friends mouthing 'chips?' "Ah, here they are. The most important food group," she declared.
"Oh you meant chocolate chips," Quinn revealed.
"Didn't your mums make you chocolate chip cookies? Like when you're feeling sad, and she brings you a big hot chocolate with marshmallows, and she makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective… Why are you all looking at me like that?" Tina asked the four villains as they stared solemnly at her.
"It's just different where we're from," Mike mumbled from the back.
"Well yeah I know but; I just thought even villains love their kids," she responded, realising what she had said had really hit home. The four had sad looks on their faces and realised, maybe their parents don't love them… Tina started to cry and Kurt quickly left his sad mood and wiped the tear from her skin and dripped it into the cookie batter without her noticing.
"Why don't you try a bit more, now with the chips in it?" Kurt offered, "and tear" he muttered under his breath. Tina agreed and dipped another finger into the batter. As she tasted it, Puck was psyching himself up in the back, ready to bring his hot game.
"Hey there," Puck smiled, his eyebrows wagging and winking at her. Tina just stared at him and turned to go.
"Tastes good guys, see you in the morning," she left quickly, but stopped at the door and waved a little at Mike with a blush on her face. (Hmm I wonder why she did that? (!))
"It must only work when they're baked. Okay, boys, cookie sheet and Quinn, put these in the oven. Don't. Burn. Them," he demanded. Quinn just scoffed at him and gave him a look that said 'who do you think I am?' And with that, the cookies were in the oven baking; now all that was left to do was try them on their victim…
Mwahahah evil cookies sound really good right now. Anyway, this one is a tidgy bit longer but not by much. Please bare with me guys! Lots of love and klisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
