Saturday 10:45 a.m.

Guess who's homeroom I have?

No really… guess.

Cause it's NOT Mr. McCloud.

It's not Mr. Luigi either (thank Game & Watch).

Nope. It's Ms. Rosalina.

So I guess that's okay.

What's NOT okay is that it's only been the first week of school and I already have 5 freaking projects. Why do I even need school? Fuck!

But anyway, in my last training session, I was able to kick my dad square in the face (and it felt hella good). I got the satisfaction of knocking him on his ass. Score one for Dark Pit, bitch. Unfortunately, I gave him a black eye on the eye that's always hidden behind his hair. I wanted it to be visible… you know, so that it would remind me that I have the potential to kick the shit out of him. It didn't last though. Dad kicked me straight in the balls… 7 times (hurt like a bitch). The first time, I fell on the floor and started to weep. I called my dad out for throwing a cheap shot at me.

But he was absolutely PISSED at the fact that I "made a dent on his perfect face".

He used magic to move my hands and then stomped on my balls 6 more times. It was super effective too…

After that, he left. He wasn't going to help me.

No.

He just left me to hold my balls for the rest of the day. I laid in the same spot the entire day, weeping and cursing. Kirby eventually came and dragged me to my room. Ghirahim came into the room later on. I was scared at first. I thought he came back with a vengeance. But instead he looked concerned. He said he had to talk to me about something.

This is where shit got so real so fast.

So "dad" first looks at Kirby, then sits down (I think he knew that I didn't want him to start something about Kirby). Then, he told me something that made me rethink my entire life: "Dark Pit, don't ever think that just because you're considered a bad guy means that you are truly a "bad guy", okay? I need you to promise me that."

Now that I think about it, Ghirahim and I have been having a lot of awkward "father son" moments. They suck. I sometimes want to tell him something but he's just doing this for Skyworld, right?

RIGHT?

I don't fucking know. I don't want to ask either. That would be beyond awkward. Maybe… just maybe… there is love in this cluster fuck of a family.
Love… Yeah right!

~Dark Pit~

Monday 12:26 a.m.

So I met girl today… and she's kinda cute…

Only problem being, she's caused me A LOT of issues today. (She didn't mean it but still).

Her name's Ashley. Ashely Robbins.

She has white hair, pretty black eyes, has a nicer body than most girls at my school (I checked her out, big deal.), and lives with her aunt, Jessica. (I asked about her parents… she almost cried. They're probably dead… I'm such an idiot!)

She's in my band class and plays guitar. She aspires to be a great guitarist. She loves music. When I saw her play, I had THAT moment.

You know? That moment where time seems to stop and you and the person you're looking at are the only people that matter. You know? Like in the movies?

Whatever. You don't need to know.

Anyway, she started playing a really nice Japanese song. From what she told me, the song was about someone you love who keeps getting farther and farther away from you to the point where they're gone.

Geez, and I thought I was depressing…

She asked me if I liked folk music. Acting on the idiocy I inherited from Pit, I blurted "Yes"! (Idiot!) She then asked if I liked music. My response?

"Freakin' love music!"

Kill me now… please.

Regardless, she wanted me to play a song for her.

I almost died.

She wanted me to play a song for her.

In the background, Mac and Sonic were giving me a thumbs up, trying to tell me that I could do this.

I played my theme (shut up I know it's cliche). Ashley seemed to be impressed. She asked if I play any other instruments. I do. The piano… kinda and the violin.

Once she heard piano, Ashley got excited and then asked if I knew the song Merry Go Round of Life.

I didn't unfortunately.

She decided to show me the song but so that in the future, I would play it with her, (Me?! Play with her?! I don't think my heart could take it... )

It was a beautiful waltz that she started playing. I was mesmerized. She really good. But then it hit me…

I CAN'T PLAY THAT! I'M NOT THAT GOOD!

But then Matthew, who also happens to be the student council president, said that the song could be used for the upcoming Class of 20XX (I'm not kidding. That's what it's really called.) ball.

It couldn't be a simple dance.

No!

It had to be a freaking ball with ballroom dancing.

Fuck everyone.

Matthew asked Ashley if she would be so kind as to play that song at the ball.

What did Ashley say?

"Only if you play with me on your violin, Dark Pit!" (She giggled too. How am I supposed to say no? I can't! She just unintentionally fucked me. Goddamnit!)

I wanted to say no (because I was scared that I would screw up. I'm better with guitar than violin), but Sonic and Mac insisted that everyone would be thrilled to hear the duet. It would be awesome! (I hate them sooooooo much... )

Matthew wrote it down that the two of us would perform Merry Go Round of Life together (Game & Watch help me).

Ashley seemed pretty happy about it. I wasn't, but seeing her happy made me feel a little better.

I NEED to make sure I don't fuck this up!

Pray for me!

~Dark Pit~

Author's note: School sucks. I have no time to write! Bruh! But I still got this out! I didn't forget about you guys! :D Read & Review and Thank you for your time!