Ok, so that last chapter was really long to, but don't expect another one, I'm not sure what I will be doing until I get there, that is why this fic is so random.  Thanks to Sailor Triforce for your great reviews, and I will find a way to bring Sheik in, thanks for reminding me about that to.  Here is chapter 11!

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda

In the Last chapter, Link and Navi were frozen in time for 7 years, and woke up to a world of happiness and tranquility *shudder*, where Ganondorf ruled *double shudder*.  We now see link at the entrance to the Kokori forest, thinking…

Link: Hmn, should I go straight to the forest temple, or should I stick around the village and toss a few of the munchkins around?  What do you think Navi?

Navi: If we had the time, then I would choose the latter of the two, but as it is, we have a lot of time, so hey!  Let's go hurt some midgets!

Link: Oh my, I seem to be rubbing off on you!  You poor dear.  Oh well, let's go kick some ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L&N go around town, throwing little people here and there, eventually finding their way to the Great Deku- I mean, Quagmire *Snort*

Link: Hey, there's that freak, *snort* Quagmire *Link bursts out laughing uncontrollably*

Suddenly a coconut drops on top of Links head.

Link: OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?????

A small monkey suddenly pops out of the tree and chatters at Link

Monkey: Ooh ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 

The monkey bares its tiny teeth at them

Link: Why you little!  I'll get you!  Come here you little runt!

Link chases the Monkey out of the clearing and into the forbidden forest.

Link: Where did he go?  I'm going to get him!

Navi: Just forget him!  It doesn't matter!

Link: do you know what is really annoying about you?

Navi: What?

Link: The fact that you exist!!!!!!!!!

Navi then goes totally devil-like (you know, with the red coloration, the horns, the deep, scratchy voice) then advances on Link, who runs away screaming

Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Navi: Tee he^_^

Link makes it to Mido, who is blocking his way, again!

Link: Ok, do you want to do this the hard way, or the easy way?

Mido: What are my choices?

Link: Either you move out of the way, or I beat the S*** out of you!

Mido: But I promised Saria that I would stand guard for her.

Link: So, I see you want to do it the hard way!  Good!

Link proceeds to beat the living S*** out of Mido

Mido: OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!  That hurt!  Ok, I'll move, but mister, you look kind of familiar, do I know you from anywhere?

Link: No, but I have a little brother, named, um, ahhh, named, uhhh, Lank!  Yeah, that's it!

Mido: Oh well, you live outside of the forest, so you might see a kid named Link. If you do, can you give him a message for me?  All I want to say is that I still thing he is a price of s*** and that he can never come back, or I'll kick his ass!

Link scowls at Mido, and then throws him into a pit or never-ending pain that just happened to be there!  Navi then scowls at Link.

Link: WHAT?!?!?!  I didn't kill him!  I just made him wish he were dead! ^_^ There's a difference you know!

Navi: I'm too tired for this, lets just go!

Link: Fine.

Ok, really short chapter peeps, because I know the next chapter will be long, so R&R, thanks.