Akatsuki Fundraising Idea #11
There was a lot of noise coming from the kitchen. Bowls and wooden spoons clattered together, metal trays banged against each other; there was the occasional curse, a low coaxing voice and the ding of a timer.
In another room, Itachi and Deidara were tied to chairs, determined not to look at each other or the people in front of them.
"Come on! If Hidan's willing to take Tobi's cooking lessons, you guys could at least dress the part!" Kisame cajoled, while Kakuzu put the finishing touches on their outfits.
He held them up in triumph and both bound men paled and began struggling.
Their answer was unanimous: Hell No!
Trying to make Itachi and Deidara sell biscuits while dressed as Girl Guides: Fail
Well, they tried, Quiet Harmony-chan.