Kit: Hi I am here today with the ELEVENTH chapter of this fic.
I have also decided the order of stories I will finish.
NUMBER 1: The Other Girls
NUMBER 2: Flying Without Wings
NUMBER 3: Naruto Idol
NUMBER 4: Random Pairings: 100 Moments
This is the order of my priority of finishing ok?
Big thanks to all reviewers okies?
Chapter 11: A Second Departure and… Pocky?
Aki and her cronies were left there bawling their eyes out.
"They…can't do this to us!" Aki wailed mascara and make up streaming.
"Those bitches!" Yuki cried.
"I know! We're going to go and kill them!" Aki decided her tears stopping. Chi continued to sniff and Aki continued.
"If we go and kill them they HAVE to come back to us." Aki smirked.
"Isn't killing a bit extreme?" Mei asked.
"No! Not when that bitch Sakura took away my Sai-kun!" Aki hissed.
"I'm going to go and get ready then alright?" Mei sighed.
"Pack our stuff too! We'll be planning here!" Yuki called.
"Alright!" Mei waved and ran off.
When the brunette arrived at their lodgings, she immediately called Sasuke.
"Hn?" Sasuke grunted.
"Hi is this Uchiha Sasuke?" Mei asked.
"What do you want?" Sasuke groaned.
"Hi I'm Mei of the Rain Four. I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't want to marry those ANBU."
"And why the hell does it concern me?"
"Because my comrades are rampaging. They want to kill the other girls."
"I'll meet you at the gates to stop them. And I'll bring the rest of the Konoha 12 as well." Sasuke said quickly and he hung up.
Mei quickly packed and ran to the gates. There she saw the remaining Konoha 12 which right now was Sasuke, Kiba, Lee, Shino and Chouji.
"Mei! What're they here for?" Yuki asked.
"Simple, to help me kick butt." Mei replied.
"YAY go smart…" Chi never finished because she was gagged. The five men had decided to gag and tie them up.
"Mei, how could you do this?!" Aki demanded.
"Simple. You three only used me. I never wanted to be on this mission or get engaged to Naruto but you four are a different story. We will be taking you to the Hokage." Mei answered.
"Okay let's see…" Mei pondered. "Chouji-kun, Shino-kun, I suggest you two go take them to the Hokage and then come and follow. Also, mention that we're going to go get them back."
"That's a smart plan." Kiba commented and Mei blushed.
"Arigatou." Mei thanked the dog ninja.
"Okay then, Kiba-kun goes in the lead because your nose has to take us there. Sasuke-kun in the back and I'll go in the middle." Mei stated. "Let's go."
Her team took off while Lee and Chouji took the other three to the Gondaime Hokage.
Okay, now back with the Akatsuki…
"Sheesh, where is Itachi-san? He was supposed to have those four kunoichi here already so we can sacrifice them for the Philosopher's Stone!" Kisame groaned.
(AN: Isn't that FMA?)
"Be quiet Kisame." Zetsu said. "They might come at any moment."
And right on cue it's them!
"Hi Kisame!" Sakura called waving.
"Ohayo," Hinata greeted the Akatsuki there.
"Where do we sleep?" Ino asked with a yawn.
"Yeah where do we sleep?" TenTen pestered.
"Oh…right…" The Akatsuki leader muttered. (AN: I don't know his name so if you'd tell me I'd really be thankful)
"Oh right what?" Ino demanded.
"Er… you see… we don't have enough rooms…" Kisame stated.
Let's insert a blow-up right around here.
"WAIT WHAT?!" Sakura screamed.
"Erm… Kisame-san means that…" Tobi began.
"WE KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!!" Ino yelled.
"Anyways," Kisame continued after Deidara shut them up. "You will have to share a room with your ahem brothers or you can make your own in that little corner over there." The shinobi pointed to a tiny damp corner.
"We'll share with our brothers." Hinata replied quickly.
"Very well then. They will lead you to the rooms." Kisame told them and walked off.
Itachi dragged I mean literally dragged Sakura to his room decorated with… bunnies?
"Er… Itachi-nee-san…" Sakura began. "Why are there bunnies everywhere?"
"Simple. They are cute and fluffy!" Itachi squealed as he hugged a light blue one. "OH MS.FLUFFY! I HAVE MISSED YOU SOOOO!" Sakura sweat dropped.
"Itachi-nee-san… from the looks of that huge…pink body pillow you have a clingy problem don't you?" Sakura sighed.
"Uh…yes?" Itachi replied childishly.
"Aren't you supposed to be older than me?" Sakura demanded.
"Uh… yes?" Itachi answered.
"Great, so I get to hit you with my super human strength if you cling right?" Sakura asked.
"Uh huh… sure… whatever…" Itachi answered while he played with Ms. Fluffy.
Sakura walked out to go see if she can find something edible leaving Itachi and his rabbit collection alone.
Now with Tobi and Hinata…
Tobi took her to a room decorated with… pillows? Yeah that's right people. Tobi is addicted to pillows.
"Tobi-nee-san, where's the bed?" Hinata asked nervously.
"OH! BED! I make a bed from pillows! So we don't have to share!" Tobi cheered and so did Hinata. She didn't like sharing a bed that's all.
"I CALL DIBS ON A BEAN BAG!" Hinata yelled nabbing the only bean bag.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tobi wailed.
"Too bad Tobi-nee-san." Hinata smirked.
Tobi pouted but Hinata didn't melt. She gathered all the big and fluffy pillows leaving Tobi with the smaller but squishier ones. (AN: like the really squishy micro fiber pillows)
Hinata after of course writing her name on her pillow bed, went out to find someplace with food.
Ahh… we still have to check on Ino yes?
Now Ino and Deidara were arguing… a lot. Why? Deidara had a collection of…Pocky? (See Author's Note Below) The heck? What is the wrong with the Akatsuki? Anways, they were arguing because Deidara wouldn't give her any.
Oh, you were probably thinking that they're arguing about the bed huh? Au contraire, they settled that already. Ino gets the bed while Deidara get a bed made of his exploding clay. Now you're probably thinking is that even safe? Why yes it is completely safe. Why? Well if you're sleeping you can't control chakra now can you?
"GIVE-tug-ME-tug-SOME-tug-POCKY!" Ino screamed at the ninja.
"NO! IT'S MY CHOCOLATE POCKY!" Deidara wailed.
"JUST GIVE ME SOME DAMN POCKY!" Ino shouted.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Deidara cried. Ino had taken a few packs and was walking out to go to the kitchen and eat it.
Oh in your face Deidara.
Now with Puppet Freak and Weapons Genius…
Sasori and TenTen were actually getting along pretty well. Why? Sasori was actually NORMAL unlike the other he had a collection of poisons and weapons. TenTen is addicted to weapons so they're getting along pretty well.
Of course, this is BEFORE they have to decide who the heck gets the bed.
"ITS MINE NEE-SAN MINE!" TenTen screamed at the puppet/human.
"I MAY BE A PUPPET BUT I NEED SLEEP!" Sasori shouted.
That's when TenTen thought of something.
"You're a puppet right?" TenTen asked Sasori.
"Yeah." He replied.
"Then I'll just get a really strong rope and hang you from the ceiling!" TenTen announced.
"Okay sure…WAIT A MINUTE!" Sasori yelled.
"TOO LATE! MUAHAHAHAHA!" TenTen laughed maniacally.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasori wailed but it was too late. TenTen had already left to go to the kitchen.
AT THE KITCHEN…
"Hey Sakura what're you doing?" Hinata asked walking in.
"Making waffles. Want any?" Sakura replied.
"Two please." Hinata requested. Ino then arrived.
"Hi! What are you two up to?" Ino queried.
"I'm making waffles." Sakura said yet again.
"Five please." Ino replied with a glint. "Oh right and I brought all of us some Pocky."
"Where the heck did you get Pocky?" TenTen asked as she arrived.
"Deidara-nee-san collects them apparently." Ino rolled her eyes.
"Oh and Sakura can I have a waffle?" TenTen added.
"Sure. I just made Hinata's but you have to wait… Ino-pig asked for five of them." Sakura told her.
"Hey do any of your brothers collect something weird?" Ino asked. "Deidara-nee-san collects Pocky as you know…"
"Oh… Tobi-nee-san collects pillows." Hinata answered.
"Pillows? Wow never heard of that, but Sasori-nee-san collects something normal…I think…" TenTen laughed.
"What does he collect?" Sakura called from her waffle making.
"Poisons and weapons." TenTen called back.
"That's understandable." Sakura said handing TenTen and Ino their waffles. "But Itachi-nee-san collects…stuffed bunnies…"
"WAIT A MINUTE…" Hinata laughed. "You're telling me that the murderer of the entire Uchiha Clan collects bunnies?"
"Uh huh." Sakura laughed.
Yes I know this is kind of rushed…
Oh right um Pocky is like those little biscuit things (the cracker-like biscuits dipped in strawberry, chocolate and almond, or chocolate crème. There's probably more flavors but I probably haven't heard of them)
R&R OK?
Kit