Max POV
Haha I knew he couldn't take it. I knew once I looked him right in the eyes he'd lose it. Max- 1

Fang- 0!!!

After we both got dressed and sneaked out of the bathroom so no one would wonder why we were in there together, we went back to our room and as I predicted, the movie was over. I crossed my arms and pouted looking at Fang and thinking to him,

You made me miss the movie!

It was worth it, wasn't it?

I gently shoved him and hopped on the bed.

"Mommy where was you?"

"I.....was....."

Help me out here, Fang....

Taking a shower.

He knows you were in there too!

Oops.

You suck.

"You were....?"

"Talking to Auntie Nudge. I guess we have wedding stuff to do today."

"Do I have to go?"

"We'll see. But for right now, are you hungry?"

"Kinda."

"OK, what do you want Uncle Iggy to make you?"

"Chicken fingers. And PEACHES!" He yelled squeezing Pango.

I chuckled. "Ok, I'll tell him."

I walked out of the bathroom down the hall but I felt Fang walking behind me. I turned around to yell at him for following me, but he wasn't there. Way to go Fang. I kept walking a little slower than usual. Because sometimes when he's walking and invisible at the same time, you can see a little peek of black from his clothes, or an eye, or something. Then it goes away just as fast. I'm guessing he's gonna try and scare when I'm at the bottom of the steps. So when I was on the last step I flashed my hands in front of my face and yelled,

"BOO!"

He appeared suddenly in front of me and fell backwards onto the floor.

"You've gotta try a little harder than that to scare me, Fang." I laughed.

He rolled his eyes and got up.

"How did you see me?"

"It's my little secret." I brushed past him but he grabbed the back of my shirt so I couldn't move. I tried to push forward but quickly realized I was going no where. When did he get this strong? I slumped my shoulders.

"Let me go!"

"Nope."

Sigh.

"What do you want? I gotta get Evan some food."

"Will you stop flirting for two seconds? Please! You're already getting married how much more flirting can you do? You have three kids!" Iggy exclaimed.

"We're not flirting! He wont let me go!"

"From what my super awesome bird kid hearing has told me, there is a hungry child in this house. And what is my motto?"

"That as long as we're in confines of an actual house, no bird kid shall ever be hungry at any time." Me and Fang said monotonously.

"That's right. Now, Fang, release your mistress and tell me what the child wishes to feast on."

He finally let my shirt go. Great. Now it's stretched out!

"He wants chicken fingers and peaches."
"God, does that child eat peaches with every meal?" Iggy asked.

"You would know. And just about."

"Alright. And don't think just because the shower was on that I didn't hear. I might be able to see now, but the super hearing didn't go away just yet." he said as he walked away. I blushed a deep red and went back upstairs headed towards Nudges room. Of course Fang was still behind me but visible this time.

"Hey Nudge," I called as I knocked on the door.

"Come in!" she said, "OK, I'll talk to you Ryan. Love you too. Bye!"

We stepped in and I sat on the bed while Fang sat in a round pink chair, looking awkward.

"How may I help you two?" Nudge said smiling.

"Do we have any wedding stuff to do today?"

"Duh, Max. Of course. Today we're getting the bridesmaids dresses and the groomsmen are getting their tuxes. You already have your dress and Fang has his tux."

"So......I don't have to go?"

"Well you don't HAVE to. But we'd like you there. And you both need to pick out the Best Man and Maid of Honor. And we need to pick flowers for the bouquets, and Iggy and Fang have more planning for the honeymoon, and we have to train Evan for being ring bearer, and we have to get the wedding bands, and make invitations and get decorations....."

"NUDGE. OK. I get it. There's a lot to do."

"Yes. And your wedding is in like..." She looked at her Jonas Brothers calender on the wall. ".....five weeks to be exact."

"Whoa." Fang said.

"Yes whoa. Today we're getting the dresses and tuxes, then flowers, and tomorrow we'll do invitations."

"But we don't really need invitations. Everybody knows we're getting married and when it is." I said.

"But their so pretty and....Max you just have to do this."

"It's wasting time!"

She sighed. "Fine. No invitations. So tomorrow me and Ella can pick out wedding bands and get decorations for the backyard. I'll get Iggy to train Evan later on this week...Oh!" she gave me this funny look and I knew something was up.

"What?"

"We have to get your make up."

Fang sunk down in his chair. I stared at her, my mouth hanging open.

"No way."

"Maaaaaaaaax.......,"

"No."

"Max you have to-"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

"Either you wear make up or I take Fang to Victoria's Secret to pick out something for you to wear on your honeymoon."

I gasped. I could just feel Fang dying trying not to smile. I pouted and said,

"Make up."

I turned and saw his face fall.

"No way. You'd probably get something utterly ridiculous that I would refuse to wear."

"You couldn't refuse if I forced you wear it."

"You couldn't force me to wear it."

His eyebrows lifted saying, "You really think that?"

I mean, I know he's strong and all....Really strong.....and probably could force me wear it. But I'm not gonna let him know that.

Too late. He thought to me. Darn it!!!!

"You cheated!" I exclaimed.

"No I didn't. I just used your power to my advantage."

"Did I miss something?" Nudge said.

"Forget it. When are we getting make up?"

"We could go to the mall today."

"Alright." I sighed.

(U know it. Awesome Invisible Line......Oh yeah.....)

When I left Nudge's room I went and put on a t-shirt that says, "My Boyfriend Has Fangs," and a hoodie, some ripped jeans and my converses, then left out with Nudge and Ella and Angel to the mall.

The first store we went in was called Sephora. Wow. The placed was filled with all this different make up and lip gloss and stuff. Super creepy. Nudge, Ella and Angel were over in the Naturals section.

[I don't wear make up and have never been in a make up store, so just play along with me here]

They found this eyeshadow that was "my perfect shade," and lip gloss that was slightly pinker than my lips, and a soft red tone that made it look like I was blushing. I guess that's why it's called blush. But I hate when I blush, so I really don't like it. It's embarrassing!

"Max, Fang loves when you blush." Angel told me.

"It's still embarrassing."

"He said it drives him crazy."

"OK then....." I said.

After we got the make up we went into this wedding store. It was small but had a lot of stuff in it. They were going to get bridesmaid dresses. I didn't feel like hearing,

"What do you think?" or "How about this one?" Over and over again, so I told them I was going to American Eagle and to call me if they need me.

I went straight to the jeans when I got in, but some creepy looking dude kept staring at me. My senses went on alert. I haven't seen any Erasers or M-Geeks or Flyboys or anything since the twins were born. That might mean that they're planning something. But this guy just looked normal. He looked maybe about 25. OK looking. Nothing even remotely close to Fang, but OK. As I continued to look at jeans he came over to me. Here we go....

"Hi," he said.

"Hi," I said back not looking at him.

After a couple seconds of him being silent, I saw that he wasn't looking at me, but at the cashier. He didn't say anything until she went in the back room. Well, more like didn't do anything.

"Come on," he said and grabbed my wrist. Quite strongly might I add. A little too strong for a human.

"Let me go, Now!"

He pulled out of the store towards the bathroom. Once we got in public I tried to yell but he covered my mouth. My bit him as hard as I could but it didn't do anything. He smiled and laughed to make it look like we were playing to anyone seeing us. He pushed open the men's bathroom door and said,

"Anybody in here?"

Please let someone answer, please let someone answer, please let someone answer.....

No one did.

Believe me, I put up the best fight I could. He was just too strong. There's no way he's normal.

He pushed me into the last stall and onto the toilet seat which was super gross, still holding my mouth.

"What's up, Maximum?"

"Mmmfmmmhmmmf?" I tried to say.

"I'm surprised you don't remember my face. It's your good friend Omega."