A/N: Short, and dare I say 'sweet' ~ well, it is at least a bit humorous. Good news everybody, tomorrow's effort is actually smutty. For reals.
"Woman, I don't wanna go." Gajeel crossed his arms and huffed at his wife. "There ain't nothin' you can say that'll make me change my mind." He leaned back in his chair and his old scarred tom-cat jumped onto his lap. Cuddling the cat, he continued to rant. "I see Bunny Girl and the idiot Salamander all the time. I don't need to see your old lap dogs from high school."
Levy glared at Gajeel. She let the slur against Jet and Droy slide; Gajeel could pay for that later. "Oh? Nothing I could say?" She picked up one of her larger resource books and hefted it, as if considering how much damage it could do to his face. "Not even just a few hours? It's the ten-year reunion, after all." She let the tome plunk back onto the table. "I've got something special on offer."
"Yeah?" Gajeel was sceptical.
"Reunion sex."
"Can't wait."