A few days later

"Kankuro move your ass! It's almost time!"

"Woman, don't rush me! The food isn't even here yet!"

"It'll be here. God I hope this works. Don't screw this up!"

"Says the girl who got drunk at HER birthday party and stripped on the table."

"Who doesn't drink at their first unsupervised party? Besides, I didn't hear you complaining when the other girls were drunk and dancing on you."

Kankuro spaced out. "Yeaaahhh. And that was just the 18th birthday." His smile turned into a horrified frown as he remembered his 18th birthday. "Hey, remember how on your 18th birthday party, every one was wasted and you ended up in the closet making out with a dude dressed up like a girl!" Temari yelled from the living room while setting up some childish decorations.

"How the hell was I supposed to know, it was dark!"

Temari laughed. "But you did so much! He was half naked when we open the door! Hahaaa….And he WAS ON TOP!"

"SHUT UP. Just SHUT UP, Temari! Forget I ever brought up birthdays!..."

"I'm just saying…that's a lot more embarrassing than me stripping…Dude was half your size." She muttered the last part but laughed really loud.

DING DONG! BUMP BUMP BUMP!

Temari ran do the door and opened it. Standing at the door were Sasuke, Hinata, Jason and some other guys. All of them were wearing black as though it were some kind of dark, horror themed rave.

She sweat-dropped, but let them in with a smile. "Come right in, I'll get Gaara." Temari walked to the stairs, stopped, then yelled "GAARA! Come into the living room! We got something for you!"

Gaara came downstairs in a gray T-shirt that hung off one shoulder with white leggings. His hair was a mess. He literally looked like he'd just woken up…and wasn't too happy about it. He didn't get to complain, however, when he walked into the living room and saw all his friends staring at him.

"What's going on?"

"SURPRISE! It's an 'I'm sorry' party!" Temari yelled and threw her hands in the air. Kankuro just tried to look as inconspicuous as possible. Gaara looked at her suspiciously. "Sorry for what?"

"Uhh…" Temari was sure that Gaara found out what they did. But if he didn't, why tell him and risk being murdered? She said the only thing she could think of.

"Sorry me and Kankuro saw you and your boyfriend having hot nasty sex on the couch!"

In an instant Sasuke and the other guys who were sitting on the couch suddenly stood up quickly but casually took other seats. Gaara looked surprised at the words. Sasuke, however, who walked over to Gaara and leaned against his chair. He half-nodded as if to say 'What's up.' "Nice jams."

"Really?" Gaara asked highly doubtful, knowing very well how he looked. "Yup, real sexy." Sasuke looked him over.

"Oooh." Jason said as though his best friend was talking to their secret crush. Gaara ignored him. "Well, um, thanks. You know, it's just a shirt, that's old…and some pants, that's new…, you know." He looked away.

"So!" Sasuke clapped his hand. "Did you tell Temari and Kankuro that they're stone-cold busted for snooping through your stuff?" He smiled at them. Kankuro screamed and shrank into a corner. Temari became still as stone, but when Jason walked over to her she jumped back and held her hands up in defense.

He sighed. "I see you read the story." "Yeah I know. Listen Temari," Gaara started, "I was going to tell you sooner later, I just didn't know how." Temari gave a small scream, as Jason got closer to her. She jumped back into the corner Kankuro was hiding in and her butt hit his head.

"Ow! Watch it!" he said, but his words were either unheard or ignored as Jason spoke again. "Relax hon, I won't bite…hard." he gave a sinister smile. "Jason." Gaara reminded him.

"Much."

"Jason."

"It's really quite nice once you get used to it." He stepped closer to the elder siblings and licked his lips. Gaara stepped between them. "Alright, let's go talk in private." The three sand siblings walked into the kitchen.

Once in the kitchen, the siblings retreated to the far corner where they had clear view of the door, in case anyone was listening.

"Gaara, we only read up til when he bit you. What happened?" Temari asked, concerned.

"Well, it's quite an amazing story…."`