The last chapter was a good one. Mainly because I leveled up 3 levels for killing and/or maiming huge numbers of crusaders. And if you are now wondering what's the Ring of Storms, you obviously didn't read all of World Domination: Final Fantasy X. It's the place where Kel went to get the antidote to turn him back into a guy. The place even Fargus feared. A giant crustacean, a giant serpent, and a giant kraken inhabit the sea surrounding the islands there. Or at least it was. There are also many other sea creatures living there but not as big as those three. When I first looked at Sin while playing FF: X, I thought he looked like a giant whale, with freakish powerful magic. When Kel traveled to the Ring of Storms I knew that Sin had originated from it. How did Nick know that it existed? Simple, Gilgamesh, Kel's magic sword, wrote to Shemaglig almost every week before he left Spira with Kel. You may also have a lot of questions right now. I can and will answer them in this chapter; this is not an actual chapter in the story, so if you think you know everything, go fuck yourself smart-ass. If you have a question you wish to ask me, ask me on AIM, my screen name is blackpyrofire. If you don't want me to put it in my next Q and A chapter please tell me.
Q: Why did Leon and Tsuki run from Clair?
A: I can't tell you now, but if you would like a vague hint, read about Tyrone's skinless area around his eye, or just wait until the time comes for Clair to reveal her true self.
Q: Will you bring back comedy into the story?
A: I am planning too.
Q: You're funny! Tell a joke.
A: Okay then.
Q: Yay.
A: A man walks into a hunting gear store; he ignores the wet floor signs and walks past them unharmed. He sees a caution sign; he ignores it and walks past unharmed. He arrives at the hunting section. He walks past the Quail Hunting Season sign. He gets shot in the forehead by Dick Chaney and dies.
Q: LOOOOOOOOOOOL. ROTFLOL. LMFHO. Do you have more?
A: Sure: Sears is now offering a good deal on buzz cuts. Its called Brittney Shears.
Q: Do you have a complete story line? (Plans for the next chapters)
A: In most places, I have hidden some clues throughout the story, which will help you solve a mystery later in the story. You will never find them though until the time is right. Also I hid them well in places you wouldn't expect. Like someone speaking. Or some other sneaky place. I do have some gaps in my storyline that I will fill when I get there.
Q: Is this what you do all day? Sit at your computer typing an n00b1sh story.
A: You think I'm a nerd? Well congrats. I am. But I do have a life if that's what you are asking. Oh and guess what? Two things to diss you:
1: Look who said "n00b1sh".
2. Who is reading the "n00b1sh" story?
Ooh ouch that's gotta hurt badly. Hey buddy why don't you get a life?
Q: That wasn't necessary. I do too have a life. And I am not a nerd.
A: Then you must be a dumb ass because this is for questions not for discrimination against the nerd kind. Here's a joke for you:
What do you call a nerd after high school?
Q: What?
A: Boss.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Q: That wasn't funny. For your information, I'm going to any college I want because I make good grades.
A: hahahahahahaha. In South Carolina. Tell me how your community college is when you get there.
Q: I hate you.
A: Thank you. I hate you too.
Q: Why do you hate the audience so much and who is the audience?
A: The audience is composed of readers who ask dumb questions.
Q: Do you like pissing people off?
A: Haha. Yeah actually I do. It's a sport.
Q: What the fuck is this?
A: A monarchy run by my army of seagulls, Canadians, Mexicans, bears, Chuck Norris, Bill Gates, Arnold Shwartzinager, and myself. We have surrounded the U.S.A.
Q: Sorry for asking.
A: I bet you are.
Q: Are you high?
A: HOW DARE YOU… YOU SEND ME A QUESTION COMPOSING OF THREE WORDS. And no I am not.
Q: You are weird…
A: Don't. Ever. Be. Alone.
Q: Are you stalking me?
A; Nah, that's Dick Chaney flail hunting. Shhhhhhh he might hear you…
Q: Where you dropped as a baby?
A: Let me answer this as vaguely as I can. My first word was "ouch".
Q: Hey I remember you, we were in Kindergarten together, but then you moved away.
A: Fuck, now I have to move again…
Q: Could you tone down the cursing?
A: Fuck you.
I know this isn't what you expected, I didn't expect it either. I gave my AIM sn to some readers to ask some questions about the story and they asked all these questions instead.
Well I'll finish writing the next chapter now.