Gosh! I have been feeling so pressured!! Yeah, you know who you are! :D I like being pressured. Sort of…

Disclaimer: I don't own anything!! Gosh you people just like torturing me!

The last chapter…

"Ok um, Emmett."-Nessie

"Dare!" he said not stuttering.

"I dare you to….."……

Emmett POV

I always come up with the game but noooo!!! I always get picked! And Emmett doesn't like getting picked!

"I dare you… I don't know!" Nessie yelled. Bella whispered something in her ear which made her laugh.

"I got it! You have to go up to Mike Newton, tell him you love him and lean in to kiss him but I guess I won't make you kiss him," everyone got a good laugh out of that.

"What! No fair!" I whined. Stupid Bella! She became evil now that she's a vampire! Grrr! Makes me so mad!

"Come on!" Alice laughed. (BTW none of the characters changed like mike, Jessica, blah, blah, blah because I'm the author and this is my story yay!)

~squiggly~

We had already parked the car at school grounds and enlisted again (how did they do this? Well me being awesome made everyone forget everything… or did they?)

I couldn't believe I was the one stuck with the worst of dares. It sucked! I found Mike's car and knew he was here. If only I could catch him alone. With my luck probably not. But I could hope couldn't I?

"Hey there he is!" Bella yelled and pointed at him at an empty table.

"Here goes nothing" I said as they wen to go hide in some bushes.

"Hey Mike, ol' buddy, ol' pal. How you doing?" I said sitting next to him so that he became uncomfortable. He scooted down a little and I did the same. He kept moving toward the edge of the table until if he moved anymore he would fall off the seat.

"Umm, good I guess. You?" He said studying me.

"Well, I could be better. I heard about you and Jacob," I said rubbing his arm. I heard snickering from the trees and Jacob cussing under his breath. Oh dear God. Why did I have to get these types of dares that make me look gay?? Why God why?

"Umm yea I guess…"

"Mike, I need to tell you something…" I said making myself look innocent.

He stared at me for a while and then asked the question I knew he didn't want to ask, "What's wrong?"

I looked into his eyes suddenly feeling very self conscious while I could here muffled laughs from my family. Luckily no one else was at school at the time. Just a few people here and there scattered.

"Mike, I love you. I left Rosalie to be here with you in this position I am. Right here, right next to you, on this bench. On this beautiful cloudy day. Just to be here with you, Mike. Just with you," I ended it in a whisper. It was really, really, really hard to keep a straight face while saying it. I was laughing hysterically on the inside.

Mike's eyes got ginormous (not sure if that's a word but…) and he blushed. This time I couldn't help but laugh. Only I tried to stop it, so instead it sounded like a little cry of pain. If this went on anymore I would die of laughter, literally. I was dying little by little. I leand in towards him and he did the same. I wonder if it's posible for vampires to throw up 'cause I was pretty close to it. Right before anything REALLY gay happened I leaned back and started yelling.

"NO MIKE! NO! THIS IS GOING TO FAST. I'M NOT GAY! RAPE! RAAAAAPE! STOP IT MIKE! NO! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!" I cried. Everyone looked our way and i started running like if I was crying but not before I glared at some specific bushes. Poor Mike. AS soon as I was far enough that they couldn't see me I fell to the floor laughing my ass off.

(Bella POV)

"What is he doing?" I asked as Emmett leaned in towards Mike.

"Is he really....?" Nessie asked.

"Oh hell!" Alice burst out laughing.

Edward was next to laugh bur we kept our eyes on Emmett STILL leaning to Mike.

"Holy shi-" Jacob began before Emmett started screaming his head off.

"NO MAKIE! NO! THIS IS GOING TO FAST! I'M NOT GAY! RAPE! RAAAAAAPE! STOP IT MIKE NO! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!" Emmett yelled. He began sobbing and ran off but not after glaring at us.

OMYGAWD! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD!

The look on Mike's face when Emmett yelled rape was priceless. At this point everyone was surrounding him.

"NO! BACK! BACK I SAY!" he began yelling at them, "STOP I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! NO! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPLELS YOU!" he put his fingers in a crusifix sign and kept yelling.

"Oh my gawd. I think I'm going to cry!" Seth laughed, tears rolling down his face.

"I should have played with you guys a long time ago!" Jacob said in between laughs.

"You guys suck! You're all butt munchers!" Emmett stormed in.

Jasper smacked Emmett's back. "That was the funniest thing dude!"

I assumed that we were laughing so hard that people began looking towards the bushes.

"I think it's time we head back home," Edward said once we stopped laughing.

"Already there!" Alice giggled and ran.

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"Alright Emmett your turn," Alice said.

He looked at all of us with a evil glint in his eye. "Jacob, truth or dare?"

Well at least I was safe... I hope.

This one was short I know. But see, I fixed my computer! :D anyway! review! come on! ths rite there follow the little arrow thingy-ma-bob.

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