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Bold is for attacks

Herrs' POV

"The Destroyer…" I looked at the walking spider tank "What turned it off the path, we should have known it was coming weeks ago."

"Hmm." I lowered my eyes "This is gonna be a pain."

I took my hood off.

This won't be easy and this town is full of novices, I'll have to go all out or people are gonna die.

"Megumin!" I yelled down "You can't blow that up can you?"
"I don't think so." She mumbled "My Explosion won't be able to take it down in one blow."

"Yeah I figured." I sighed.

"I'm sorry I'm late!" Wiz cried running up "I came to help."

"Can you manage?" I asked.

"I used to be an adventurer." She explained.

"Good enough." I looked down.

She was strong enough to become a Lich she probably has off the charts magic.

"There it is, it's bigger than I remember." I blinked.

"What do you mean by Remember?" Megumin asked.

"You see that area sparking." I pointed at part of the body "I shot it there, I tried to kill it a few decades ago…needless to say it didn't work."

"WAH!" Megumin ran around in a circle "You're like the strongest person in town when your serious and if you couldn't kill it we're doomed!"

"Relax." I groaned making an arrow of light "That was a long time ago."

"Alright." I aimed my arrow "Let's get ready, to make this work."

"HERRS!" Aqua yelled "I can't trust Wiz switch with me!"

"No way." I snapped.

"I am strong…I am strong." Megumin chanted to herself.

She's not doing to great…

"Megumin relax all you have to do is channel your explosion magic so once Aqua and I break the barrier you and Wiz can blow it up."

"I…I'm gonna do it!"

"No not yet!" Kazuma yelled.

"NOW!" I yelled "AQUA! Break the barrier!"

"HMPH!" She grabbed her staff and summoned five massive magic circles "MAGIC BREAK SPELL!"

"HAAARAH!" I pulled my bow back extra far "Pierce Shot!"

The light arrow spun through Aqua's spell and concentrated the power into a point, shattering the forcefield.

"Now Megumin!" Wiz called "We'll attack it together."

"I…I…I."

"Come on!" Kazuma snapped "Is your magic so wimpy you can't destroy that thing?"

"What did you just say?!" Megumin yelled "I'll show you an Explosion! Darkness darker than Black…"

"HMPH!" I jumped up as the two shot blasts upward.

"Light's Arrows!" I summoned two arrows to absorb the magic into a fine point "Armor Eye!"

"HNGH!" I closed my left eye and strained the right to look though the smoke and see the highlight of the last time I made a hole in it's metal shell.

"THERE!" I let the arrows fly "Explosion Pierce!"

The two arrows spun around each other like a coil and embedded themselves in the shell, exploding and knocking the Destroyer to the dirt.

"HMPH" I landed on the ground below "Haven't shot out that much power in a long time."

"For a God of Love you're very violent." Aqua looked at me.

"TSK!" I hissed "And for a Goddess of Water you drink like an old man."

"HEY!" she yelled "Well speaking of we won so let's go back and celebrate!"

"BZZT!" the Destroyer started to hum.

"Wow way to go Aqua." I ran my hand through my hair "You jinxed it."

"HUH?! I didn't do anything!" she cried.

"Damage has exceeded threshold." The machine buzzed "Now initiating self-destruct protocol."

"It can self-destruct?!" I yelled.

"You fought it once you didn't know that?" Aqua panicked.

"I didn't do enough damage that time!" I yelled and panicked with her "Well better start running!"

"Can't you go in and destroy it?" Aqua begged.

"With what an arrow?" I yelled "Look at the size of that thing one arrow can't stop whatever bombs gonna blow that thing up."

"One arrow just stopped the whole thing!" she snapped.

"That was super charged with Explosion Magic!"

"You're useless!"

"No you are!"

"Well Darkness is going and so is everyone else so figure it out!" she tried pushing me.

"Stop pushing!"

"If we can find the control device we might be able to stop it." Wiz said.

"You know what all the other adventurers are charging in so let's go home and try tomorrow." Aqua tried to walk away.

"Oh no you tired pushing me in you're coming!" I grabbed her hand.

We ended up going in and finding the body of the guy who built this thing, a useless human who made a machine and then couldn't turn it off…this is why I hate humans.

"Well what do we do with it?" Kazuma asked.

"The Coronatite is growing unstable." Wiz explained "It's going to explode."

"Aqua do something about it, you're a Goddess right seal away the evil power." Kazuma said.

"We're Gods not miracle workers." We both said.

"Wiz can't you do something?" Aqua asked.

"Uh…I could maybe teleport it." She said.

"Do that!" Aqua yelled.

"But I don't have enough Magic left!" she yelped.

"You can you drain right?" I said "Suck Kazuma dry for it."

"Hey why me?!" he yelled.

"Because if she tries to drain Aqua or myself it'll kill her." I said "And it'd be tragic if her boobs, I mean if Wiz disappeared."

"WAH!" he yelled when I pushed him into Wiz and she drained his energy.

"Oh just don't take too much or he'll be a dried out husk." I said.

"There's just a problem." Wiz dropped him "I won't know where I'm sending it if I do a random teleport, and there's no time for a focused one."

"Then just do it." Kazuma said.

"But if it goes somewhere else like another city." Wiz shivered.

"It's a big world!" Kazuma told her "It's okay…I'll take responsibility."

"Are we teleporting a bomb or having a child here?" I groaned "Chop, chop let's go."

"Okay!" Wiz moved her hand "Teleport!"

Wiz made the core vanish into thin air and that was that, we headed outside with our mission complete….or at least it would have been if that stupid human hadn't built the most ass backwards ventilation system that started to make it build up pressure without the core!

"So there was no point in moving the Coronatite!" Kazuma yelled.

"Can we move the Destroyer too? Or blow it up?" I asked "I mean otherwise we'll all melt in steam and fire."

"I'm all out of Magic after the teleport." Wiz said.

"And Megumin is out cold." I sighed.

"Well now that I think about it the guild town issued all my loans so…" Aqua hummed.

"Wow…" Darkness and I stared at her.

"Hey self-proclaimed goddess." Kazuma grabbed Aqua.

"WAHHH!" Aqua yelled when her drained her "KAZUMA?!"

"I'm gonna share your magic power with Wiz since she can't take yours directly." He explained.

"Oh good idea." I nodded "Except it's the same magic so Wiz'll still vanish…give it to the Loli."

"HEY!" Megumin yelled.

"WAAAH!" she yelled when Kazuma grabbed her neck "Sexual Harassment!"

"Just stop embarrassing yourself." I sighed.

You all know how this whole thing's gonna go, Aqua complained, Megumin used Explosion and once again the day was saved thanks to us…in retrospect I didn't really get to do as much as I thought I was gonna…oh well.

Later

Oh right we went back the guild a few days later and some sexy lady tried to arrest Kazuma for teleporting the core to some dudes mansion…

"How…true." Darkness nodded.

"Who knew such a hot lady could be so cruel." I shook my head.

"So you're not being compensated." Aqua nodded.

"I have to go, the next adventure calls." Megumin whispered.

"Wait how are we gonna kill the Demon King without Kazuma?!" Aqua panicked.

AN

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