Disclaimer: As everyone knows, I do not own the characters from Hana Yori Dango/Boys Over Flowers. If I did, this wouldn't be fan fiction, now would it? wink
Thank you, Kamio-sensei!
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Luck and Miracles
A Hana Yori Dango FanFic
By Janice Rips
Memory: Bastard!
"Moron!" she cried, panting hard.
"Breathe, Tsukushi-chan, just breathe," Yuki encouraged.
"Fainting coward!" she bawled as she shuddered through another pain, sweat dripping down her face.
"That's it, Tsukushi, you tell him!" Shigeru grinned from behind her digital camcorder. "I'm getting it all for posterity!"
"Where is he? I'm going to castrate him!!!" she snarled between contractions. "He better hope this child is a boy, or else the Doumyouji line ends here! I am never doing this again!!!"
"Tsukushi, calm down. Save your energy for pushing," Yuki reminded her. "Besides, they have to keep him for observation. He may have a concussion."
"If he doesn't now, he will when I get through with him! Doumyouji!!!" she screamed as another pain crested. "You did this to me, you bastard son of a whoremonger! I hate you!!!"
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AN: Women say funny things during Transition. Some even do things like packing their stuff and trying to tell the nurse midwife that they're going home now, someone else can have this baby. (Yeah, that was me.)