Author's Note: Yay for Labor Day! I have an extra day off from school. Oh, and thank you for your reviews!
fluffymatekris - Haha, I thought it'd be hilarious to make Naraku a perv. It kinda suits him, doesn't it?
Lululuvsanime13 - Yup, Naraku is quite a disgusting pervert. Why is waffles such a funny word . . . The world may never know . . . Well, you might see me mention a bunch of random food items, especially Corn Nuts and orange soda.
Inuyasha fan2789 - Don't worry, Miroku's time will come eventually lol. Yeah . . . Rhyming is so fun, and I finally got this chapter up oh, poo, I didn't rhyme! :(
brokenchaos - Lockers suck . . . And Naraku might make random entrances into the story, and he's quite important. You'll find out a few chapters later.
crazyfroggster8 - I always try to put at least one funny thing in every chappie, and I'm glad you laughed at many parts!
italian4e - Out of the whole chappie, I loved that part and the stupid question Sango asked. Too bad Kagome had to ask Inuyasha to let go. And I'm realy happy that you like this fic so far!
i.LOVE.to.READ. duh.XD - I got the 3 blind mice from That's So Raven, and I love that show!
Diamond369 - Sango does have a creative mind if I do say so myself lol.
Daisy19971 - Yay, 3 blind mice! That part always makes me laugh, and Sango's always funny! It suits her.
XxLoveSickHanyouxX - I agree with you 100, I can't leave anybody hangin' without a speedy update! Some people like this story, and I hate leaving good stories not updated.
KPup618 - LOL, you jump around when no one's looking! That's funny! Oh, and I will continue this story, I like it too much to leave it in my desk drawer.
Charity Cullen - I think PE lockers are kinda easy, and now I've gotten used to the normal ones. It's just the fact that I look stupid having a hard time with the lock and people watching me that makes me nervous and not be able to open it. Gosh, I hate it when people stare at you! You can give me your email address if you want 'cause I started writing a non-anime story a while ago, but I left it to write fanfiction. Thanks for the advice again!
TheDarkDancer - I'd say dragon to Sango's question too. And all three of those parts are SO funny! They even made me laugh!
Wow, I'm tired. You guys are so awesome!
Oh, and the weird thing is I made three new guy friends. I never had guy friends, they were all girls. It was weird because they all just sat at my lunch table with two of my new gal friends and talked to only me. And I'M FREAKING OUT! I can't get them out of my mind! They're not cute and I don't like them! Why am I so stressed?! (Wow, I need a psychiatrist . . .)
Um, sorry for writing that out, I just need to get it out of my system. Anyhow, if something is written, it will be in these things Note. I made this chapter super long for the Labor Day weekend. Well it's the longest chapter that I've made before. I hope you guys enjoy it. And on with the super long chapter!
A Baby and Short Shorts
Soon, the friends got to the sophomore science labs. For some reason, the whole class stood outside of the classroom in a line. The roommates all got into the line when the teacher, Ms. Yura, started stating simple directions.
"When you go inside, I want you to sit in your assigned seat at your table with your partner, which I will assign you as well." Yura began to read off of a seating chart. "Ayame and Kagome will sit at table one. Inuyasha and Kanna will sit at table two. Sango and Shunran will sit at table three. Karan and Miroku will sit at table four. Kikyou and Hari will sit at table five. Kouga and Naraku will sit at table six. Ruri and Suikotsu will sit at table seven . . ." The list continued on until all fourteen tables were read out loud. The class took their seats while Yura rummaged through a pile of papers on her desk.
"Hey, Kanna!" Ayame greeted. She and Kagome turned around in their seats to face Inuyasha and Kanna.
"Oh, hi!" Kanna just barely realized that her new friends were in her class.
"You guys know each other?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah, she's from Art," Ayame replied.
"Yeah, I REALLY hope we don't do any CPR at all this year. The last thing I want is to do mouth to mouth with someone," Kanna muttered.
"We'll probably do that in senior year," Kagome sighed.
"Hopefully not," Ayame said.
"Okay, class. I'm going to go over the classroom rules and procedures. Then, you'll work on a class project. Rule number one . . ." Yura began the boring lecture.
Kagome laid her head in her hands until a note fell in front of her. When the teacher wasn't looking, she quietly unfolded it under the table and read it: Hey you look bored Kagome looked back and knew it was Inuyasha who wrote it.
Ya u 2 She wrote back. (Here's what was written on the note.)
Well I just hate it wen teachers r talkin 2 much
Ya me 2. So wat do u want 2 talk about?
Uh, i don't no. Wat do we hav next?
I think we hav PE
U redy 2 get schooled in b-ball after skool?
No I'm redy 2 kick your butt
Ya right, you'll never win
whatever. Hey don't u hav a cell fone?
Ya why?
2moro i want 2 text instead of write. What's your number?
320-5209. What's yours?
440-9492
"Okay, class, now I have an assignment for you," Yura said. "Pair up with someone of the opposite gender and stand arm in arm with them." The class stood up and scrambled around. Kagome paired up with Inuyasha, Sango paired up with Miroku, and Ayame paired up with Kouga. They wanted to keep whatever the assignment was simple since they already knew each other.
"What are we gonna do? Square dance?" Ayame wondered out loud.
"Wow, that's a reasonable thought," Sango said with sarcasm.
"Yes, Ayame. We are going to square dance in science class," Inuyasha said sarcastically.
"That's a pretty stupid thought," Kagome added.
"Hey, I was just wondering!" Ayame protested.
"Sure you were." Inuyasha nodded.
Kagome blushed at the fact that she was arm in arm with Inuyasha AND that she had given him her number. What's next? I'm gonna give him my Myspace and e-mail address?
"Alright, your assignment is the same one that you do every quarter-" The teacher was cut off by the sound of a baby crying. The class groaned now that they knew what the assignment was. "Shut up!" Yura yelled at the crying noises as she kicked the box. Half of the class snickered. "Get in line to get your baby." The class slowly lined up behind the box of crying plastic dolls.
As soon as Kagome received her so-called baby, it was screaming SO loud. She cradled it in her arms and started rocking it. Sango laughed at Kagome until she got her own baby. It was crying just as loud, and Sango accidentally dropped it. Luckily, Miroku caught it before the baby hit the ground. Inuyasha and Kagome laughed at Sango's clumsiness.
"Smooth, Sango," Ayame teased as she cradled her own baby in her arms.
"How come your baby is so quiet?" Kagome asked as she sat on a table and rocked her baby.
"Dunno. Maybe because you guys are bad parents," Kouga joked.
"Class, you might already know what to do since you do this every two months, but I'm gonna explain it again for the new students. You have to take care of this doll like it's a real baby. Feed it, change its diaper, put it to sleep. I will know if you don't take care of it by the microchip installed into the baby. We have five minutes of class left. Any questions? Yes, Naraku?" The teacher pointed to Naraku, who had his hand raised.
"Do these babies need to be breastfed?" he asked, looking over at his partner, Kikyou, who was rocking the baby too hard.
"EWWWWW!!" all of the girls squealed at the rude, perverted question. The guys and teacher sweatdropped.
"No, Naraku. Just feed the baby with a bottle. You can come get one from me after class. Any other questions?" Yura asked. Sango raised her hand. "Yes, Sango?"
"How are we going take care of the babies during class?" Sango asked.
"Excellent question. For your sake, I will turn off the microchips in your babies during class. Right after the dismissal bell rings, I will turn your babies on. This project will end next week. Class is dismissed," Yura said. She walked over to her computer and clicked the mouse. All of the babies immediatly stopped crying.
Sango ran up to the box with a couple of babies inside and pulled out three bottles. She gave one to Ayame and one to Kagome.
"Thanks," her friends said. The three boys walked over to their lockers and put their backpacks inside. Kagome, Ayame, and Sango carefully placed their babies inside their backpacks and into their lockers. Then, the six roommates walked over to the first floor to the gym.
When the roommates got to the gym, there were crowds of kids gathered around tables, getting their PE uniforms.
"Hey, we'll meet you girls by the weights outside," Miroku said.
"Okay." The girls nodded and went inside the locker room to change. They picked a locker and shoved their original clothes inside. Then, they pulled on their uniforms.
"Are you sure these aren't too small?" Ayame asked her friends. The uniform was a white T-shirt with the word 'Silverlake' on it and light blue shorts that ended at their wrists.
"I guess so. All of the other girls are wearing the same thing. Regular white shirt and short shorts," Kagome said while brushing her hair in the wide full length mirror.
"Whoever made these uniforms must have been a perverted dude," Sango mumbled while brushing her hair as well.
"Yup," her friends agreed. The girls adjusted their clothes once more and went outside into the sunshine, where class was going to be. A man and a woman stood outside with clipboards along with a bunch of guys. Apparently, Ayame, Sango, and Kagome were some of the first girls outside. They could tell because some guys started whistling at them and howling like wolves. The girls blushed madly and looked for their guy friends, but they were nowhere in sight.
"What do we do?" Ayame whispered.
"I don't know. Just keep looking for the guys," Sango said, obviously fighting the urge to run back into the girls' locker room.
"Hey, are you single?" a couple of guys asked as the girls went to the weights and continued looking around.
"Can I have your number?" another guy asked. The girls blushed and turned away from the boys. More whistling and howls came from the crowd.
"Why aren't the teachers doing anything?" Kagome whispered. Ayame and Sango shrugged. More girls came out of the locker room, but for some reason, the guys wouldn't look away from Sango, Kagome, and Ayame. They probably didn't notice the newcomers.
"I can't stand this embarrassment. I'm gonna stand right here," Sango stubbornly hissed. She stood as still as a statue by the treadmill.
"Me, too. Kagome, you go look for the guys." Ayame stood next to Sango and blushed.
"Fine!" Kagome turned on her heel to face a crowd of staring guys. Oh crap. They're all staring right at me, she thought. She took a deep breath and walked through the crowd of boys. The guys whistled and yelled many stupid, annoying comments. Kagome couldn't take it and raced out of the crowd. Then she called out for her guy friend, "Inuyasha!" The guys stood there and looked around.
"Who the hell is Inuyasha?" a couple of boys wondered aloud.
"Kagome!" Inuyasha emerged from the crowd of guys. He ran over to Kagome and put his hands on her shoulders. "Are you okay?"
Kagome blushed and nodded. "Yeah. Now I am."
"Ah, man, she's not single!" a guy groaned.
Inuyasha blushed scarlet as Kouga and Miroku sprinted up to Kagome.
"Kagome, where are Sango and Ayame?" Miroku asked.
"Follow me," Kagome said. She took Inuyasha's hand and led him to her blushing friends.
"Finally! Where were you guys?" Ayame asked.
"We could ask you the same thing," Kouga said.
"You guys specifically said right by the weights. And will you look at that? There's a crapload of weights all over the place!" Sango yelled, still petrified.
"Yeah, next time, we'll stand near the locker roo-" Miroku was cut off by Ayame and Sango screaming.
"Eeeeeeeep!" Unfortunately, Naraku was in their PE class, too, and was now groping Sango and Ayame.
"Dammit, Naraku, you piss me off!" Sango yelled angrily. She punched him in the cheek. He went flying about five feet before hitting the ground. Everyone stared with astonishment at the strength of this cute girl.
"Holy crap . . ." Miroku said with disbelief.
"Woah!" Ayame said. She ran over to Naraku and poked him with a stick on the ground. Everyone watching sweatdropped.
"Wow . . . That was AWESOME!!" Kagome added.
"Holy shit!" Naraku gasped with a bruised cheek. "What's wrong with you?"
"Huh?" Sango stood there, confused. "What do you mean? Any girl would beat the crap out of a guy who just groped her."
"Daaamn! Now she's even more attractive!" a guy said. Sango sweatdropped at the comment.
"Wow, that was one amazing punch!" the female teacher, Abi-Hime, commented.
"Shouldn't she get a detention for that?" the male teacher, Toutousai, asked.
"No way! First of all, that was awesome! Second of all, punching increases your strength!"
Toutousai raised an eyebrow, but he shrugged it off. "Whatever. Okay, boys come over here. Girls, go to Abi-Hime!" Toutousai shouted like any gym teacher would. The class divided up. "Okay, guys, you're going to do weights today. Go and lift some weights and then I'll stop you fifteen minutes before class ends to give you free time. GO!" The boys hurried to a station and did some weight-training.
Abi-Hime yelled, "Girls, you'll be doing track today. Run at least two miles and you can have free time. And I'll be keeping track of how many laps you run. Four laps around the whole field equals two miles. Oh, and call me Abi. GO!" The girls began running around the track.
Sango, Kagome, and Ayame were the fastest girls in the class since they didn't care what their hair looked like afterwards. They were able to finish the assignment in thirty minutes. The girls decided to race on the last lap. Out of the three, Ayame finished first, Sango finished second, and Kagome finished last.
"Wow, you girls are fast!" Abi commented while making some notes on her clipboard. "Okay, now you girls have free time. Go ahead and flirt with the guys, I don't really care!" Sango, Kagome, and Ayame sweatdropped, but managed to nod. Then, they walked around the weight area and began talking.
"Don't you guys think Abi looks pretty young to be a teacher?" Kagome whispered to her friends.
Sango glanced over her shoulder. Abi looked about twenty years old with flawless ivory skin. She had long black hair that stopped at her knees and cherry red lips. Instead of wearing shorts and a T-shirt like a normal PE teacher, she was wearing a pair of skinny blue jeans and a light white jacket. Sango nodded in agreement. "Yeah, if she were any younger, she could probably be a student here," she commented.
"Were the guys just whistling at us because we're cute or because of these uniforms?" Ayame randomly asked.
"Uniforms," Sango and Kagome said in unision.
"Well, actually we're also cute, too! We make these uniforms look better!" Sango said, striking a quick little pose. Her friends giggled and looked at the guys' PE uniforms: baggy white shirts with the same words across the chest area and baggy knee-length shorts. Then, the girls split up and began looking for their guy friends.
Sango found Miroku lifting up thirty pound dumbells (Ha ha . . . Dumbells! Hilarious! LOL! Anyways . . .).
"Hey!" Sango said.
"Oh, hey, Sango! You're already done?" Miroku asked, breathing heavily a little.
"Yeah, it was easy. Five miles would've been a bigger challenge."
"Weirdo."
"Excuse me? Look who's lifting up thirty pounds in each hand!" Sango said. She was fast in speed, but she didn't have that much upper body strength. The only time she was ever strong was when she was angry. She picked up two ten-pound dumbells and lifted them up with a wobbling motion. She quickly put her hands down before she lost her balance. Miroku laughed at her.
"You need to work out more," Miroku said, moving on to thirty-five pound dumbells.
"Hmph! I don't need strength to run away from a pervert!" Sango countered.
"Yeah, sure you don't." Miroku and Sango continued lifting the dumbells.
Kagome looked around for Inuyasha in the crowd of sweaty guys. She finally found him lifting up a bar of weights. She walked over and sat down on the bench where Inuyasha was laying on, waiting patiently for him to finish.
I need a break, Inuyasha thought. He put the bar back up and sat up. "Holy-" He nearly fell over at how surprised he was to find Kagome.
"Hi!" Kagome giggled. "Did I scare you?"
"Um, no," Inuyasha lied, blushing at how close Kagome was to him. "At least warn me before I sit up."
"That looks really hard to lift up." Kagome changed the subject, looking at the bar Inuyasha had been lifting.
"Oh, you get used to it."
"Can I try?"
"Uh . . . sure." Inuyasha stood up and took off all of the weights on the bar while Kagome lay down on the bench. "How many pounds?"
"Uh . . . forty," Kagome said. Inuyasha put on a twenty pound disk on each end of the bar. Kagome rubbed her hands together and hesitated. She was able to lift the bar up seven times. She was about to lift it up again when her arms started wobbling.
"Woah!" Inuyasha quickly held the bar up and put it back while Kagome sat up and rubbed her arm.
"Okay, weight training is definitely not for me," Kagome said, flexing her skinny arm.
"Ya think?"
"Free time!" Toutousai and Abi yelled. The whole class gathered and chatted. The roommates found each other and began talking.
"Hey, Kagome, piggyback!" Sango yelled. Everyone watched as Kagome crouched down. Sango jumped onto her back and this resulted with Kagome giving Sango a piggyback ride.
"Hey, I want a piggyback, too!" Ayame said, jumping up and down.
"Okay, you've got one," Kouga said as he lifted up Ayame on his back.
"Okay, Sango, you're getting heavy," Kagome gasped and put Sango down.
"Oh, you weakling," Sango teased. Her gaze shifted over to Miroku. "Miroku, give me one." Miroku smiled and picked her up. Inuyasha and Kagome just stood there chatting until the whistle blew at the end of class. Sango and Ayame jumped off of the guys' backs and all of the students ran into the locker rooms and changed. The roommates came out and walked down the hall on the sophomore floor.
"You guys have Band next, don't you?" Kagome asked Inuyasha as she got her Language Arts textbook. He was leaning against his own locker, waiting for her.
"Yup."
"What instrument do you play?"
"I'm good at guitar. Miroku plays drums. I don't know about Kouga since he's not in Band."
"Oh." Kagome nodded. "Well, I guess I'll see you after school. By the gym, right?"
"What?" Inuyasha asked. Then, he realized that he and Kagome were playing basketball after school. "Oh. Yeah, by the gym. Well, I'll see you later."
Inuyasha turned to leave when Kagome said, "Can I have a hug first?"
"No." Inuyasha turned around with a smirk on his face.
"Meanie," Kagome pouted, shutting her locker.
"I'm just kidding," Inuyasha said. Kagome's face brightened up and she gave him a quick side hug. "See ya after school." Inuyasha turned around and picked up his pace so he wouldn't be late.
"Bye!" Kagome said. She didn't realize that two people were spying on her. Kagome sighed happily, and leaned against her locker.
"Did you enjoy that hug, Kagome?" A voice made her jump.
"What?" Kagome looked up to see Sango and Ayame smiling evilly at Kagome.
"First, he catches you at dinner last night, then you guys hug twice," Sango said.
"You like him, don't you?" Ayame said.
"Heh?" Kagome nervously said.
"Oh, yeah, and you paired up with him in science, too," Sango added.
"Well, I, um, uh, I . . ." Kagome didn't know what to say about that.
"I knew that my camera would come in handy one day." Ayame pulled out six pictures of the side hug and Sango pulled out five pictures of the hug from lunch.
"Heh? Where did you get those?" Kagome blushed magenta. Then she tried to defend herself. "What about you guys? Sango, you like Miroku. And Ayame, you totally flirt with Kouga!"
"Not as much as you do with Inuyasha!" Ayame countered.
"Mmmhmm!" Sango agreed.
RIIIIIIIING!!
Saved by the bell. Kagome took advantage of the bell and quickly ran to Language Arts.
Okay, Kagome's in trouble here. Dun dun dun! Sorry. And I forgot to leave a preview in the last chapter. Well, here's one of the next chapter:
The girls were about to continue singing when they looked up and saw about about twenty guys staring at them.