Zelda on Crack n Steroids

by Zeni Riri

...I don't know. I really don't. I wish I did. But I don't. I create laffs as a life style, but not conical nonsense. All AU, many braincells have died.

11. Linebeck is Actually on Crack

hullo moi name is Lynbek an I'm took drugs. drugs aer bad. az yoo cun see, I'm reely high and is probublee gonna die toodaey. but is okeys, i only took 53792027bi. doses of jellyfish mixcked with tar. Or did i inject maryjuana? i forgots BUT WANYWAYS. Todayy i brot Cyella wit me to caerfuly demonstrat how being highh cant work around any layydies. OW CIELA DON SLAPP ME I'm HIGH. And that iz how not to pizz of a femeninist. OW OKAYY CYELLA I KNOW YER NOT A FEMEMNENEIST, SHADDUP! HAOW DO YEW DO DAT YOUR A FRIGKIN BALL WIT WINGZ!

-two hours later, a timeskip brought to you by Tetra-

Okaey so I'm hidin in a underwater pirat shippe becuze cyiellah wass chacing me daouwn. she sed that if i kep talking tu yew i might get yous all to start gettings drunk on loopy and henessyy. or am i high? oh i forgots but anywat kids dont do water. but wait how am i talkinblublublublublu

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Even when I am trying, this did not have anything close to the exact length I wanted. This is too short, ugh!

-Yes, Linebeck is both high and drunk.