a/n: I don't really like first person. Especially when it's Lorcan. In fact, especially when it's anyone but Lily or James or Dominique.
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dominiquelorcan, "I'm thinking like a girl again, Lysander will never let me live it down."
requested by limegreenrocks
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My name is Lorcan Scamander, and I am going to die today. Would you like to know why? Well, silly me, of course you would - I'm Lorcan Scamander. Even the queen would want to know if I was going to die.
You see, the thing is - I sort of accidentally set fire to Dominique's robes yesterday. It didn't hurt her, obviously, because it was harmless fire. But it burnt away all her clothes and left her standing in just a bra and knickers. Malfoy looked like all his Christmases had come early. Dominique charmed herself a quick replacement and then set to beating me to a pulp. Fortunately I escaped - hence the reason that I am now hiding behind a suit of armour and hoping that she doesn't come this way. I swear she was almost breathing poison, she was so angry.
Y'know, maybe I could take her some flowers or something, to make it up to her?
Merlin, I'm thinking like a girl again. Lysander will never let me live it down.
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