Title: Unnoticeable Spark
Prompt List/Ficlet Number: Sake, #2, Ignite
Rating: T
Genre: Comedy
Universe: Alternative
Word Count: 382
Summary: They hated each other to the core – that was a known fact.
Warning: Language.
"This is absurd." Kagome spat, folding her arms over her chest as she stuck her nose in the air. "Who invited that… that insufferable king of jackasses?"
"Jackass?" Inuyasha scoffed. "Bitch if anyone here is a jackass it's your pansy ass boyfriend over there." He chucked his head in the direction where Kouga was laughing hysterically with some idiots he called his friends.
"Don't you dare talk about my boyfriend like that!" She hissed angrily, squinting her orbs vehemently at him.
"Or what bitch?" He challenged. "You'd slap me with your fluffy pom-poms?" He laughed heartedly when she gave him the finger. "Don't tell me that's the finger you use to butt-fuck your little boyfriend over there."
Kagome gave a frustrated growl before turning to her friends with pleading eyes. "Can you please tell him to leave? This place can benefit from one less fuckturd who can only think about how one butt-fuck a dude!"
"Is the cheerleader slut trying to insinuate something?"
Kagome rose slowly to her feet while Inuyasha followed suit. "What did you just say?" She barked, walking daringly towards him.
"Did I stutter cheerleader slut?"
Mouth open in shock at being called a slut, Kagome couldn't help the way her body shook with anger, wanting nothing more than to kill his ass.
"Um… Ok… could you guys just do the dare and get it over with?"
"Like hell I'd wanna kiss that fuck!"
They both shouted in union, pinning each other with a glower.
"It's either that or an hour locked up in a room." Sango reasoned, placing her hands on her hips.
They both rolled their eyes at the thought, exhaling simultaneously.
"I'm not coming over their bitch."
Kagome swallowed with difficulty before taking two huge steps towards Inuyasha and pressing her lips tightly against his in one swift motion.
The kiss lasted but a mere two seconds, but when they parted they froze a breath away from each other's visage. They couldn't help the mirrored confusion that overtook them from the simple joining of their lips. Kagome cleared her throat nervously as her face started to get warm while Inuyasha scratched the side of his face nervously as their orbs shifted around the room anxiously.
"Well…Get out of my fucking face bitch!"
"Ugh you obnoxious jackass!"