A/N: chapter 11... 11? I started this yesterday, wow, I have no life.

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! They aren't gonna stop! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 I bet it is. it delz wit rly sris issus! I bet it does. sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me! Raven, run.

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! What happened last chapter? *Looks over* oh, Draco killed himself by eating a steak. B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off Great way to treat a friend. and I ran to my room crying myself. Tears of blood? It's all you ever seem to do. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Would he? Would he really?

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood There they are.. and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. Was it cooked or raw? Knowing you it was dripping in blood. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. Sandly? Is there sand all over this dress too? Have you been to the beach? I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff Nothing better than pink for a 'goffik' on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. Why six? I couldn't fucking believe it. That you had six pairs of earring in? Neither can I. Then I looked out the window and screamed... You saw your reflection? I would scream too...Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! What a great porno... And Loopin was masticating to it! HAHA!

Masticating: To chew (food)This 'Loopin' was eating food while watching her! They were sitting on their broomsticks. Were they? I would dance on mine.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! I thought you had put on clothes... ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" What. I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in. Oh so Vampire is immune to the charm too.

"Abra Kedavra!" What does that do? Bring a deadly rabbit out of a hat? he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. Pointing his womb! Is he pregnant? I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times Here's an idea. USE YOUR WAND! and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Isn't that a good thing Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. Thought he would look like a perv? "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly... You all died like Draco?

Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. He ran on a broom? He is half- giant so it's understandable.

"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" Little? No. Student? 50 years ago before he got expelled.

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." But your not. Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"What the fuck is a Satanist? Someone please tell me...

"This cannot be." Snap Haha! Its snap again! said in a crisp voice ooo crisp voice. as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. What did dumblydore shoot him with? "There must be other factors." Factors of what?

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. I'm confused.

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly.Elephantly. Lol. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" He can still eat over Enoby/Ebony getting dressed! Result!

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. An't say I know the feeling.

"Why are you doing this?"Someone wants to fuck someone else. Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. clook? Whats a clook?

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. WHAT'S GOING ON?

"BECAUSE...BECAUSE..." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly He levitated?, waving his wand in the air.*Umbrella Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Ehh?

"Because you're goffic?" No Snap. It's Geddit. Cos I'm goffik. Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. Wtf.. I have lost all meaning to life.

"Because I LOVE HER!" Told you someone wanted to fuck someone else. And Tara wants her main character to be fucked by eveeeerrryyyonee.

A/N: I think this is the longest chapter so far. I dunno if that is a good thing or a bad thing..