This chapter was suggested by "HeyAdorable"
Hey Tokyo Ghoul Characters, you just woke up with your gender switched, how do you react?
Mutsuki: …
Mutsuki: Oh my fucking God…
Mutsuki: I need to get the fucking surgery again! God dammit!
Shinsanpei: …
Shinsanpei: New Revenge plan! I will make myself the prettiest girl I have ever seen. But of course that will never be in equal as the gorgeousness that my Aunt Kiyoko has. And then, I seduced Sasaki and steal his heart. Yes…. And then when he falls for me. I will break his heart, be a manipulative woman and destroy everything he loves!
Ching Li: Wow…. You just describe every "revenge" movie on Hollywood.
Higemaru: Talking about revenge…. I want my revenge!
Ching Li: What are you talking about?
Higemaru: This is not fair! How come are you manlier this time? This doesn't even make sense!
Ching Li: Everyone is manly in their own way.
Higemaru: That's what I was talking about! Your damn muscles…
Ching Li: I train everyday so…
Higemaru: Those cool lines…
Ching Li: Like I said, you don't have to say "cool" things to be unique. What makes unique is you, not anybody else.
Higemaru: Arghh, and you even got that "bishounen" look in your eyes, hair and everything I hate it!.
Saiko: I personally think that Higemaru is a cute girl.
Higemaru: Really Saiko sama? T-thanks…
Saiko: Yes and Ching Li…
Ching Li: Yes, Saiko?
Saiko: You and I have buttsecks right now.
Ching Li: …
Ching Li: S-saiko…
Saiko: That's the only thing we need to do know Ching Li. This in only a time in our lives that we get a chance to have experience the gay sex.
Ching Li: ….
Saiko: If you aren't willing to help… I will go find myself a cute seme for myself.
Ching Li: Oh my….
Shirazu: …
Shirazu: *Looks Around* *Touches her breasts*
Shirazu: *Gets an extreme nosebleed*
Sasako: Shall I get the cleaning thing?
Kukie: …
Kukie: I'm not a person who judges a person by their looks. But…. My god…. I look beautiful.
Kukie: …
Kukie: *Thinks* Maybe like this, Matsuri will lose interest in me.
Kukie: *Ahem* Matsuri-kun!
Matsuri: *Gasp* Kukie chan!
Kukie: Who the hell are you?! And what have you done to Matsuri?!
Matsuri: Am I that ugly?
Kukie: WHY THIS FUCKER GETS MASSIVE BOOBS AND I DON'T?! WHY THE FUCK?!
Matsuri: You don't have to worry about little details…. Kukie chan, I'm a mature woman and your one as well. So let's stop pretending we do not have feelings for each other. Because clearly, we have. So… Kukie-chan come and have the "lesbian" sex we always dream of….
Kukie: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs away*
Matsuri: One day… he, I mean she…. Will realize how much I love her and eventually have violent and kinky sex with me. Yeah… I just need to wait. For now I will play with myself thinking of a threesome of the male and feminine version of Kukie. *Insert Lenny Face*
Marude: My god… I'm a woman. I hate this, you know? This could have somehow work if I was younger but not in my current form.
Yoshitoki: I have to disagree in here. I knew you will look cute as a girl. Every day, I had imagined you with cute clothes I always get so turn on.
Marude: The hell are you saying? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?! You have a wife and a son!
Yoshitoki: The hearts tells what the hearts wants.
Marude: ¡That does even make a damn sense!
Yoshitoki: Let's get some photos together! Internet loves, cute girls doing cute things.
Marude: We are not girls and we are woman. And not that attractive woman, we are elderly woman.
Yoshitoki: Milf to be correct.
Marude: ¡Stop!
Nishiki: Damn boobs…
*Nishiki looks at Kimi*
*Kimi smiles and grins to Nishiki*
Nishiki: Damn Kimi…. You look scary.
Koma: Oh yes… this is what I was talking about. Now, I shall put myself a reveling outfit and then everybody will listen to my story of my golden days.
Irimi: Damn man… I have a great body. My voice is so rough and sexy. God! I will have sex with myself.
Eto: Oh well…what do we have here? I think, I know the title of my next novel.
Shinohara: Juuzou, please close your legs! You're a woman now! And for the love of God, please button all your shirt.
*Juuzou pokes at Shinohara boobs*
Juuzou: Yours are way bigger than mine! Shinohara is not fair!
Keijin: This is just another pain in the ass. How much pain in the asses I need, to lose my sanity?
Miyuki: Don't say that Keijin san. You are really pretty. You are just the kind of girl who is the president of the committee. Everybody loves her, she is pretty popular among boys.
Keijin: And what makes you? The follower of the popular girl? The errand girl?
Mizurou: And I could be the "strange" girl. Who is adorable and believes in the power of stars and galaxies.
Keijin: You could rephrase that one better. I mean… you are cute for a tall girl Mizurou. But if we are talking about woman who looks likes freaks. That could be Hanbee.
Hanbee: ¡Hey!
Miyuki: No offense Hanbee. But you do look like that kind of woman who has 20 cats and warns children of the demons that are around.
Hanbee: ….
Touka: Fuck it! Now people will confuse me with Ayato!
Ayato: For the fucking god sake! Now people will fucking confuse me with stupid aneki!
Noro: …
Naki: Big Bro, don't I rock in these new style?!
Yamori: Yeah, talking about rocking outfits.
Naki: Yeah, big bro… look at yourself. You got big ones there.
Yamori: These would be a fucking trouble!
Yomo: …
Yomo: Oh… good morning everybody.
Yoshimura: I look smaller. This kind of sucks, this would have been great, if I was younger.
Akira: Oh my god… what the hell!
Seidou: When I said… I didn't like "men balls" I didn't meant your turning me into a fucking woman.
*Hide looks into the mirror*
Hide: Oh, you sexy thing!
Dr. Kanou: Oh no… I didn't sign for a surprise surgery. But… now that I look at it... it kind of fits me.
Rize: I don't even care.
Shachi: I think I will avoid stripping often… for safety issues on battle.
Uta: I will rock on this body!
Itori: My boobs! My boobs are gone! My power of boobs are totally gone!
*Banjou sees himself* *He passes down*
Kaneki: Ehhhh… what…. I don't even... what the hell…
Tsukiyama: Don't you worry my amore…
Kaneki: Tsukiyama…. Did you too?
Tsukiyama. Yes and I….
*Tsukiyama gets naked*
Tsukiyama: I will rock your body now!
Kaneki: …
Kaneki: Leave!
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