1 Chapter 11
They all got out of Moria. Pippin collapsed on the fall, and cried, and Merry wraps an arm around him. Boromir has to hold Gimli back from going back to the mines. Frodo began to walk away. Sam sat down and cried. The girls sat down and cried and all hugged each other. Legolas stood watching the fellowship, greatly distressed. Aragorn stood, seemingly emotionless, cleaning his sword. He looked at Legolas.
"Legolas, get them up."
"Give them a moment for pity's sake!" said Boromir.
"In case you hadn't noticed, we're grieving." Said Michelle, angrily, though still crying.
"By nightfall, these hills will be swarming with orcs. We must reach the woods of Lothlorien. Come Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, get them out." They all slowly got up, and headed towards the woods of Lothlorien.
The woods came into sight, and they had reached Lothlorien by sundown. Gimli began to instruct the hobbits why to beware of the Lady of the Wood, much to their and Legolas' annoyance. 'What the hell does a dwarf know about Elves. That like me trying to tell Aragorn about mining.' He thought to himself. Gimli carried on saying how he would never be caught out because he's God's gift. Suddenly, a lot of Elves appeared from nowhere, and surrounded them, all with their bows already fitted.
"Please don't tell me you're evil." Said Mary-Jo. "I can't be doing with more stress. I've had enough trauma today to last me a lifetime! I don't know what I'm going to do about that essay. I can't say a Balrog ate my homework, because I used that one last week. So, anyway, if you're going to kill us, then please do it quickly." Then she breathed.
"Okaaaaaay then." Said Haldir. Aragorn spoke to him in Elvish. They agreed on something.
"Aragorn, these woods are perilous, we should go back." Said Gimli, looking at Haldir suspiciously.
"For once I agree with him." Said Mary-Jo.
"Me too." Said Michelle.
"Well, I don't." Said Becky, who had taken a liking to Haldir. 'Legolas who?' she thought with a smirk on her face. Michelle and Mary-Jo sighed, knowing what she was thinking. They had seen that smile oh-so many times before.
"You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come, she is waiting." Replied Haldir, and lead them away.
They walked for a while and soon came across a city in the trees. They walked up many, many, many stairs, and they were completely dead when they reached the top. They stood in two lines and waited for the arrival of the Lady. The Lady Galadriel and her husband, Celeborn, descended some steps in front of the company whilst surrounded by a bright light.
"PHWOAR!" said Gimli, before realising he said it out loud and going very pink.
"Eleven that are here, yet, by my knowledge, nine set out from Rivendell, and Gandalf isn't here. Tell me where is he, for I much desire to speak with him. Has he left you in the lurch, like he did to Bilbo all those years ago in Mirkwood? Honestly, I've told him about that. He has a bad habit of not finishing things he has started." Said Celeborn.
"Hmm… well, firstly, no, ten of us left Rivendell, then we were joined by two, then another joined us in Moria, but left almost straight away, then we lost another in Moria, then we came here." Said Aragorn, confusing himself, let alone Celeborn. "Basically, you're wrong and Gandalf is dead."
"The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail to the ruin of all. But hope remains will the company is true." Said Galadriel. Whilst she spoke she looked at everybody in the fellowship, reading their minds. She finally got around to Michelle. She looked deep into her eyes, and found thoughts of Legolas. She had to stop herself from laughing. A nearly 3,000 yr. old Elf and a 15 yr. old girl. That was the funniest thing she'd ever heard of. But she got back on track.
Michelle couldn't help but feel as if Galadriel was mocking her, whilst she stared at her. But she didn't care, all she cared about at that moment was food and bed (and of course Legolas. She'd stay up all night, without food, if he asked it of her).
Galadriel instructed Haldir to show them to the pavilion in which they would be sleeping. It was on the ground, much to the satisfaction of the hobbits and Michelle. Almost everybody fell asleep the moment they lay their heads down.
A/N: Wow, I've had such a cool response to this, I wasn't gonna carry it on this long if it didn't get a good reviews. Thanx peeps for not flaming me (I guess there's still time but hey, I don't care). Hope you like the most recent chapter. Btw, give me some ideas for following chapters, they can be anything, just make it funny! Ta babs. Luv Elf Crumpet xXx (
They all got out of Moria. Pippin collapsed on the fall, and cried, and Merry wraps an arm around him. Boromir has to hold Gimli back from going back to the mines. Frodo began to walk away. Sam sat down and cried. The girls sat down and cried and all hugged each other. Legolas stood watching the fellowship, greatly distressed. Aragorn stood, seemingly emotionless, cleaning his sword. He looked at Legolas.
"Legolas, get them up."
"Give them a moment for pity's sake!" said Boromir.
"In case you hadn't noticed, we're grieving." Said Michelle, angrily, though still crying.
"By nightfall, these hills will be swarming with orcs. We must reach the woods of Lothlorien. Come Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, get them out." They all slowly got up, and headed towards the woods of Lothlorien.
The woods came into sight, and they had reached Lothlorien by sundown. Gimli began to instruct the hobbits why to beware of the Lady of the Wood, much to their and Legolas' annoyance. 'What the hell does a dwarf know about Elves. That like me trying to tell Aragorn about mining.' He thought to himself. Gimli carried on saying how he would never be caught out because he's God's gift. Suddenly, a lot of Elves appeared from nowhere, and surrounded them, all with their bows already fitted.
"Please don't tell me you're evil." Said Mary-Jo. "I can't be doing with more stress. I've had enough trauma today to last me a lifetime! I don't know what I'm going to do about that essay. I can't say a Balrog ate my homework, because I used that one last week. So, anyway, if you're going to kill us, then please do it quickly." Then she breathed.
"Okaaaaaay then." Said Haldir. Aragorn spoke to him in Elvish. They agreed on something.
"Aragorn, these woods are perilous, we should go back." Said Gimli, looking at Haldir suspiciously.
"For once I agree with him." Said Mary-Jo.
"Me too." Said Michelle.
"Well, I don't." Said Becky, who had taken a liking to Haldir. 'Legolas who?' she thought with a smirk on her face. Michelle and Mary-Jo sighed, knowing what she was thinking. They had seen that smile oh-so many times before.
"You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come, she is waiting." Replied Haldir, and lead them away.
They walked for a while and soon came across a city in the trees. They walked up many, many, many stairs, and they were completely dead when they reached the top. They stood in two lines and waited for the arrival of the Lady. The Lady Galadriel and her husband, Celeborn, descended some steps in front of the company whilst surrounded by a bright light.
"PHWOAR!" said Gimli, before realising he said it out loud and going very pink.
"Eleven that are here, yet, by my knowledge, nine set out from Rivendell, and Gandalf isn't here. Tell me where is he, for I much desire to speak with him. Has he left you in the lurch, like he did to Bilbo all those years ago in Mirkwood? Honestly, I've told him about that. He has a bad habit of not finishing things he has started." Said Celeborn.
"Hmm… well, firstly, no, ten of us left Rivendell, then we were joined by two, then another joined us in Moria, but left almost straight away, then we lost another in Moria, then we came here." Said Aragorn, confusing himself, let alone Celeborn. "Basically, you're wrong and Gandalf is dead."
"The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail to the ruin of all. But hope remains will the company is true." Said Galadriel. Whilst she spoke she looked at everybody in the fellowship, reading their minds. She finally got around to Michelle. She looked deep into her eyes, and found thoughts of Legolas. She had to stop herself from laughing. A nearly 3,000 yr. old Elf and a 15 yr. old girl. That was the funniest thing she'd ever heard of. But she got back on track.
Michelle couldn't help but feel as if Galadriel was mocking her, whilst she stared at her. But she didn't care, all she cared about at that moment was food and bed (and of course Legolas. She'd stay up all night, without food, if he asked it of her).
Galadriel instructed Haldir to show them to the pavilion in which they would be sleeping. It was on the ground, much to the satisfaction of the hobbits and Michelle. Almost everybody fell asleep the moment they lay their heads down.
A/N: Wow, I've had such a cool response to this, I wasn't gonna carry it on this long if it didn't get a good reviews. Thanx peeps for not flaming me (I guess there's still time but hey, I don't care). Hope you like the most recent chapter. Btw, give me some ideas for following chapters, they can be anything, just make it funny! Ta babs. Luv Elf Crumpet xXx (