"I am gunnery Sergeant Kay, your senior drill instructor, from now you will speak only when spoken to, and first and last words out of your filthy sewer holes will be ma'am do you maggots understand?".
"YES MA'AM"
"BULLSHIT I can't hear you!".
"YES MA'AM!".
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you'll be a weapon, you'll be a minister of death, praying for war!".
"But until that day, you are cute, you're the lowest form of life, you're not even human fucking beings, you're nothing more than unorganized toxic pieces of shit!".
"Because I am hard, you will not like me! But the more you will hate me the more you'll learn."
"I am hard but also fair, I will not look down on ni**ers, ch*nks or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless."
"And my orders are to weed out all cowards who do not pack the gear to serve in my corps, do you maggots understand?".
"YES MA'AM"
"BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU".
"YES MA'AM!".
"What's your name scumbag?".
"Private Carpaccio MA'AM!".
"BULLSHIT from now on you're private snowball, do you like that name?".
"YES MA'AM".
"Well there's one thing you will like is we WILL serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis".
"Is that you Brad Pitt is this me?".
"WHO DAFUQ SAID THAT? WHO'S THE SLIMY PIECE OF FROG SLURPING SHIT SAID THAT?".
"NOBODY HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER HUH?, WAS IT YOU, YOU TINY LITTLE FUCK?".
"No ma'am".
"Ma'am I said it!".
"Well, no shit, what've we got here, a fucking comedian?".
"You'll not laugh or cry, you best Un fuck yourself! Why did you join the corps?".
"To kill, ma'am."
"Lemme see your war face!".
"MA'AM?".
"Like this, ARGHHHHHHHHHH!, THAT'S A WAR FACE!".
"AHH!".
"BULLSHIT, LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE."
"AHHHHH!".
"WORK ON IT!".
"Jeez, Kay is a real good drill instructor." Erwin watched.
Kay was training new volunteers from a mix of schools, BC freedom, St Gloriana, Anzio students, even Pravda students which Katyusha approved to join Saunders temporarily.
"They're doing cadence now." Yukari spoke as Kay lead the volunteers out."
"MAMA AND PAPA WERE LAYING IN BED!".
"MAMA AND PAPA WERE LAYING IN BED!".
"MAMA ROLLED OVER THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID!".
"MAMA ROLLED OVER THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID!"
"OH GIMME SOME!".
"OH GIMME SOME!".
"PT!".
"PT!".
"PT!".
"PT!".
"GOOD FOR YOU!".
"GOOD FOR YOU!".
"AND GOOD FOR ME!".
"AND GOOD FOR ME!".
"THAT MARIE IS A FAT ASS BITCH!".
"THAT MARIE IS A FAT ASS BITCH!".
"SHE'S GOT BLUE WAFFLES, WARTS AND THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH!".
"SHE'S GOT BLUE WAFFLES, WARTS AND THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH!".