Bored so Ereri
Eren's POV
I stared at the woman that lay in Captain Levi's bed. She had raven black hair and her brow was furrowed even in sleep. I watched as she mumbled something before moving in her sleep. I sighed and gently poked her arm. This must be a woman from Trost district. I didn't think Levi would be like that.
The woman grumbled unhappily and opened one eye. One steel grey eye. I froze on the spot, staring at the woman. She had some kind of familiarity. Actually, she looked a lot like Mikasa. I gave a sharp yelp in surprise as she sat up in the bed.
This definitely not Mikasa. The woman was quite busty, with pale skin. Also, even though she was sitting, I could tell she was a few centimetres smaller than me or Mikasa.
The woman gave me a death glare. If looks could kill, I would have dropped dead on the floor.
"S-sorry for the intrusion miss, but where do I find Captain Levi?" I looked the woman dead in the eye. Her eyes narrowed, her eyes glinting dangerously.
"What the hell do you mean brat?" She growled. I was slightly taken aback. Her voice was quite feminine but the words reminded me of Captain Levi.
"Uh... I was told by Squad Leader Hange to find Lance Corporal Levi. Pardon my intrusion ma'am." I gave her the soldiers salute and watched as she turned to me.
"Eren freaking Yeager tell me right now why the hell you just called me 'miss' and 'ma'am' or I swear I will kick you into next freaking week." The woman's voice was hard as rock as she glared at me. I gulped, not knowing how to answer that. Did she not know she was a woman? I looked away from her and shyly muttered.
"Sorry, but unless you think otherwise, I'm pretty sure I called you 'miss' and 'ma'am' because you're a female..." I trailed off and took a sneak peek at her. Her eyes were narrowed again, though it wasn't as hard as someone I knew.
"Eren..." I looked her fully in the eye as she muttered my name.
"Y-yes?" My voice slightly cracked as I noticed the distressed look on her face as she looked down.
"Eren why the hell am I a woman?" The woman's voice cracked slightly at the end of the sentence.
"W-what?" My eyes widened. Did she really not know that she was a woman?
"Eren it's me. I'm freaking Levi. What the actual hell happened." The woman looked quite distressed as she looked at me again. I gulped. That was Corporal Levi? I leaned closer to her face and her eyes met mine. I studied her face intensely, trying to see if it really was him.
"Eren why are you so close?" I could feel her (or was it him?) breath on my own lips. It effected me none. I didn't swing that way anyway. I was about as straight as a noodle.
"Trying to see if it really is Captain Levi..." I murmured before straightening up. The familiarity was clearer now. And also understandable. It really was Levi.
"Well, what do you think?" His (I decided to just go with male gender pronouns) voice was oddly soft and feminine. I almost laughed.
"Yeah I think it's you, Corporal. Though your voice makes it hard to believe. You had such a deep voice and now it's all soft and feminine." I smiled at him. "But I can tell it's definitely you." I held out a hand and helped him off the bed. He glared at my hand for a few moments before taking it and accepting the help. Once standing he stumbled forward and clicked his tongue in annoyance.
"These freaking shits are heavy." He muttered, straightening out. I assumed he was talking about his bust but I made no comment. He seemed lost in thought before turning to me.
"Eren how does your girlfriend deal with this?" Levi glared down at his large beasts in annoyance. I stared at him in surprise.
"I don't know. I think she wears some kind of special thing but she's not nearly as busty as you." I stated simply. Levi looked at me in confusion.
"Eren you seem so much more comfortable talking to me in my current state..." He shifted uncomfortably, attempting to find a way to make himself more comfortable in his current body.
"Eh... Well to be honest I find it easier while you are like this because your features remind me of Mikasa." I looked at him dead in the eye. "But I do prefer your original state." I turned and began walking out of Levi's room.
"Eren wait where are you going?" Levi called after me, his voice sounding a bit desperate. I turned back around and smiled.
"I'm getting you one of my shirts because yours looks like it's about to burst at the buttons around your bust. And mine are bigger so they should be more comfortable." I replied. Levi looked down, noticing the tightness around his breasts for the first time. I smiled to myself as I went to get a shirt for him.
Once I exited the room I came face to face with Commander Erwin. I saluted respectfully but didn't move out of Levi's doorway. Erwin looked slightly concerned at my stance.
"It's okay Eren, I'm just looking for Levi." He said, his hand reaching for the doorknob.
"Eh wait Levi can't be seen at the moment he's...Uh...getting dressed!" At least it wasn't completely a lie. Erwin looked at me, disappointment slightly fluttering in his eyes.
"Eren, don't lie like that. What's the-" the commander was cut off as the door opened to reveal Levi's female face.
"Eren did you get the shirt or did you..." His voice trailed off when he spotted Erwin. The Commanders eyebrow raised and he looked at me suspiciously. I blushed at the thoughts of what he could be thinking.
"Eren why didn't you just say that Levi had company." the Commander took a step back but he stopped when Levi clicked his tongue.
"Tch, Erwin. At least Yeager could see a familiarity while you make random assumptions." And with that Levi returned to the room with a simple grumble of "Eren hurry up cause this shirt isn't gunna last long..." Before slamming the door. I let out a laugh at the though of him cursing his female being so having such bust. I turned to go get the shirt when I felt a hand rest on my shoulder. I looked over and realised that Commander Erwin had a firm grasp around my shoulder.
"Eren was that Levi..?" The commander sounded unsure and quite flustered.
"Yes sir it was and honestly I think I need to get that shirt before his own bursts." I muttered. He looked at me with a confused manner.
"Why would his own shirt burst?" The commander was obviously oblivious to why the Captain's shirt would be too tight.
"Well sir, Levi's female body seems to have too much bust for his own shirt to contain so I offered him one of mine, which being bigger by about two sizes should fit much better." I answered simply. A smile ghosted the older man's lips as he nodded.
"Well then off you go Eren." I nodded and rushed to my room. I quickly grabbed the shirt that hung up in my wardrobe and ran back out into the hall. I approached Corporal Levi's door when a slight scream of shock sent me flying in. I expected the worst, but what I saw made me crack up. Levi's shirt did indeed burst, exposing part of his breasts, but a red mark showed on Corporal's forehead. I giggled and he turned to see me.
"Give me the goddamn shirt" he muttered as I handed him the bigger shirt. I let out a squeal as he started unbuttoning his shirt. Confused, he stopped and looked at me.
"What?" He genuinely looked confused at my reaction.
"Well sir I'm a guy and it seems you are not wearing the appropriate clothing that covers you properly under your shirt so I just got surprised you were so comfortable..." I felt heat rise to my cheeks as he stared at me intensely.
"Right...sorry..." I gaped at this. Levi apologising. He turned around so I couldn't see and removed the shirt. Quickly he replaced it with mine and turned around. The sleeves just let you see his fingertips, leaving him with the 'boyfriend shirt' look. He rolled up his sleeves and looked at me.
"Breakfast?" I stared at him as the question left his lips. Why was he asking me.
"Er yeah okay" I turned and started walking out the door before I felt a tug at the end of my own shirt. I turned to see Levi, his head turned away and one hand grasping onto my shirt. I could see the faint blush spread across his female features. I simply chuckled and continued walking out the door.
We got to the dinning hall and it was completely empty, other than Armin that sat on his own. A plate full of food sat beside him and I smiled. I turned to Levi before noticing that he was looking at something. And that something was an extra plate of food laying on an extra table. I looked at him but he made no move to get it.
"Seriously Levi. Just get the goddamn food." I muttered as levi looked at me with a pleading look. His look only intensified when I finished the sentence. Grumbling I walked over and grabbed the plate before heading over to Armin.
"Hey Armin" I greeted as I set the plate down beside my own. He looked up from his own plate and smiled, but it soon wavered as he saw Levi clinging to my shirt. His blush only intensified as he noticed Armin's staring.
"Is that Captain Levi?" Armin questioned and we both gave him a surprised look. On being found out, Levi quickly detached himself from me and sat down. I sat beside him and nodded.
"Yeah he got turned into a female overnight." I murmured, looking at my plate of sausages, scrambled eggs, beans and toast.
"Well he's very big for someone small." Armin commented and I looked at him.
"I thought the same thing." I muttered, turning to Levi as a annoyed hiss left his lips.
"It's not my fault. Do you know how heavy these are." Levi let out a tired sigh "I don't know how they do it..." Levi looked so defeated as he tried to eat, but his breasts only either stopped him from getting close enough to the table or pushed the plate away.
"Jesus Corporal, just ask if you need help." I sighed and picked up some sausage and shoved it in Levi's slightly open mouth. His eyes widened in shock as he chewed the meat.
"Thanks Eren..." He murmured after he swallowed then looked at me again. His eyes were big and soft and he had a small pout. I sighed and continued to hand feed him. The happy look on his face reminded me of Mikasa when I agreed to spend time with her.
"I bet you're wondering why Eren is so calm around your female self." Armin mused.
"Armin." I hissed the warning. He only smirked as Levi turned, slight interest flowing through his eyes.
"Actually yeah, cause he normally can't utter a word without his voice cracking when I was a guy..." Levi looked at me with wonder. I only glared at Armin.
"You say anything and I will murder you. I'm not afraid to go to prison for killing someone again." I threatened darkly. Armin eyed me cautiously.
"You wouldn't. Anyway, Eren is about at straight as a noodle so that's why girls or women have no effect on him." Armin smiled cheekily and I buried my head in my hands and groaned in embarrassment. I heard a small laugh come from Levi. It surprised me how feminine it sounded. I turned to him and saw the bright sparkle of amusement in his eyes as he giggled.
"Well at least I'm not the only one, I'm about as straight as a circle..." Levi paused, looking at our shocked faces. "Though I suppose I'm straight now cause I'm female and I like guys..." Confusion shadowed Levi's steel eyes.
"When did you realise you were gay?" The question startled me slightly. I blinked and then thought about my reply.
"Well, I kind of already knew, but never took it into account that I was different until Mikasa kissed me and I, being about 10, told her that I liked guys not girls and she was surprised and said "oh so my brother is gay" and that's when I realized I was different..." I trailed off and looked at Levi straight in the eyes. He smiled, I'm guessing it was supposed to be a smirk that failed, but I made no mention at it.
"Hey Yeager!" I flinched visibly as my name was called.
"What do you want horse-face." I grumbled. I could see Levi's eyes lighten up with interest.
"What the hell are you thinking slacking off. And who the hell is she. You pick up another Asian off the street and force her to be your sister." The two toned jackass spat out.
"No this is not some 'Asian girl I docked off the street'. Also I didn't force Mikasa to be my sister. Dad offered and she had nowhere to go, so she accepted." Eren grumbled unhappily.
"Yeah I hope you don't end up murdering the chick. I know you already did to three other guys. What did they reject you so you got annoyed." I remained quiet as Jean ranted. I could feel myself on the verge of tears. "What you can't face me. No wonder your mother died, look how freaking weak you are. You're a piece of shit you know. A pice of murdering shit. I hope you-" Jean was cut off by Levi, who had stood from his seat. He turned to glare at him before swinging his fist so fast nobody could dodge or block it. Jean was sent flying upward as it caught underneath his chin.
"Stop talking shit about Yeager. Also, what right do you have to call him a freaking murderer. He was nine, and it's in the past." Levi had his head bowed for the entire time he spoke, but it rose as he spat out the next few lines. "At least he didn't kill someone when he was an adult." I looked at Levi with shock. Why was he defending me? Why did he give a shit?
"Now Kirsten, get your ass off the ground and clean the entire HQ. On your own." Levi must have forgotten. But...how could he. Jean glared up at Levi, who to him was just a woman who I brought in. But how wrong could he be.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" I sustained the laugh that tickled my throat as I imagined what would happen next. And as predicted, Levi kicked Jean across the room.
"Who the hell do I think I am? I think I'm freaking Lance Corporal Levi. Now get your ass moving before I kick it into wor-" Levi never got to finish his sentence as a door slammed into his back. None of us had noticed that he was standing so close to the door, and I don't think he himself noticed. He doubled over in pain, groaning. I rushed towards him, sending a glare at whoever opened the door. It just so happened to be Mikasa, who was looking at me with a worried expression. I simply rushed to Levi's side and crouched down beside him.
"Corporal Levi are you okay?" I questioned. He casted an eye up at me.
"Y-yeah I'll be fine." He winced as he straightened out, but I simply let him. Gently I slipped a hand around his waist and supported him.
"Do you want to return to your sleeping quarters sir?" I asked and he nodded feebly. He tried walking before doubling over in pain again. Gently I lifted him up into a bridal style and watched as his face lit up bright red.
"You can barely walk and this is an easier way for me to support you." I simply stated and walked past Mikasa, giving her a death glare.
"Eren don't glare at her like that." Levi's voice was strained but he looked over at her. "He's being a jackass to you because I was standing too close to the door. Sorry Ackerman" he threw the words over his shoulder as I walked him out.
"Brat this is embarrassing let me down." Eren felt a soft jab at his upper arm.
"Nope" I muttered, nearing his sleeping quarters.
"People are going to get the wrong idea." Levi seemed a little bit more desperate for me to put him down. I looked at him, stopped and sighed before taking a deep breath.
"IM GAY" I yelled at the top of my lungs. I looked at him again with a bored look.
"Now nobody will think the wrong thing." I continued walking to his sleeping quarters. Once on arrival, I opened the door with my hip and placed him into his bed. His eyes were beginning to droop and I smiled, drawing back from the bed.
Well I would have.
If I didn't have someone's arms threading around my waist and pulling me into the bed. I gave a little squeak as Corporal pulled me closer. Why?
"I'm sleep drunk Eren. And when I get sleep drunk I need someone to cuddle." His voice was slurred but I could make out his speech. A bright red flurried over my cheeks as he spoke.
"Eren I'm not looking forward to my shower..." Levi sounded dejected.
"Oh?" I tried to keep my voice as level as possible.
"Mhm. I'll have to touch parts of my body that I chose to have no interaction with." He whined and I chuckled slightly.
"Of course Levi." I murmured. I could feel my own eyes starting to droop.
"Hey..."
"What..?"
"You just called me Levi..."
"Isn't that your name?"
"Yeah but you always call me by my title."
"Should I go back to saying your title then?"
"No..."
"..."
"I like when you say Levi..." I turned to Levi, who had a blush on his cheeks.
"Eh? " I muttered and closed my eyes.
"Ugh just..." But his voice was already fading into the background. There was no longer any reason to stay away as I already started to drift off into sleep.
"OOOOH WHY IS THERE A GIRL AND EREN IN LEVI'S BED?" A familiar voice rang through the halls. I raised my head and looked at the brunette who stood at the doorway. Her eyes were wide and a huge grin spread across her face.
What?
As I started to regain consciousness I realised there was a weight on my chest and arm. I looked down to the a raven haired female cuddled up to my chest, using my arm as a pillow. Her face held a frown as she began to stir.
"Hange..." I heard her mutter. Then I remembered. This was Levi. Levi was turned into a female, got sleep dunk. I looked at the female at the door.
"Levi are you still sleep drunk?" I muttered. Hange's expression changed to confusion at my words.
"A bit, but because of a certain Squad Leader I'm pulling out of it." His voice rumbled unhappily. I watched as he raised his head, his long, black hair falling softly down his back.
"What do you want, shit glasses" he mumbled sleepily. I looked at Hange with an odd sense of annoyance.
"Uh...Levi don't tell me that it worked. OH MY GOD IT WORKED!" The female suddenly ran over and hugged Levi, falling onto me in the process.
"What did you do Hange?" I questioned. Her eyes gleamed as she looked over at me.
"I slipped a potion into Levi's tea the other night and left him be. The potion was to see if you could change somebody's gender to be the opposite and it worked!" She seemed extremely happy with herself, but I could see Levi starting to fume beside me.
"Hange-freaking-Zoë. Change me back. Now." His eyes burned with hatred and it seemed that it would burn the receiving end. If looks could kill Hange would have dropped dead on the floor. Hange laughed and waved her hand. "Levi you'll be back to normal by tomorrow if the potion works correctly." Hange beamed at Levi. Like literally. She fucking beamed. Levi went quiet.
"And if it doesn't?" He asked quietly. Hange smiled at Levi.
"Then I'll just swap around the gender I was changing you into. Basically just turn you into a guy again." Hange for once looked calm and collected. "Really don't worry Levi. This problem is erasable. It's not permanent." I looked over at Hange. She somehow knew when to be calm and when it was okay for her to be, well, her.