Hi all, thanks for all the reviews. It makes me so happy that you all like my fics, it really motivates me to do better. And with that said…..
Azumanga Daioh is not mine, it belongs to Kiyohiko Azuma
Goo-Goo
By Anime Rebirth
Part 11: Azu-Paris Daioh
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Nicolas Sarkozy….. He is the current President Of France.He is in charge of an entire European nation. But something didn't seem right as he felt a chill down his spine….
"What is this?" He thought. "It almost feels like we are about to be invaded….but by who?"
(Da Da Daaaaa Da Da Daaaaa Da Da DA DA DA!!!!!!!!!)
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Paris, the city of Love, home of the famous Eiffel Tower. The sun was shining on this beautiful day, people went on about their daily business. Too bad that at this moment, a group of teenagers and one little girl were just arriving at the airport.
"I'm glad that flight is over." Chihiro said. She was still a little nervous about airports since the incident with the American couple a month ago, luckily for her, no one pressed charges against her, because well…… the couple never came forward.
Tomo just stared around. "Wow, it sure is cool in Paris." she said.
"It's cold because we are still inside the airport you idiot." Yomi told her. "It's the air conditioning."
Ohyama took out his small device and started typing into it. "Okay, I have the address where the LeMues live, but as you can imagine security will be tight." he explained.
"No problem." Rachel started. "There are eight of us and….. How many of them?" she asked.
"About an army's worth." Ohyama responded.
"Ah, well that does seem like a problem then doesn't it." Rachel said as she sweat dropped.
"Well the first thing we should do is go to the hotel." Chiyo told everyone. "After that, we'll see what to do next."
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The Azu-gang finally reached their hotel. Osaka went to the front desk to check in.
"Hello, is this where we get our keys?" She asked the man who was behind the counter.
"Oui Oui." the man answered.
"No it's okay, I already went to the restroom earlier." Osaka responded.
Chiyo quickly rushed up. "No Osaka-san, he's saying yes." Chiyo then turned to the man. "So you can speak Japanese?"
"Mademoiselle, I studied over 15 languages, when you work at a hotel, it really comes in handy." he replied.
"Very well then." Chiyo said. "Mihama party of eight." the little girl said.
The clerk looked at the reservation book. "Ah yes, you have asked for the penthouse suite correct."
"NINTENDO WII WII!!!!!!" Osaka quickly replied.
"Uh, that is correct." Chiyo said as she sweat dropped.
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The Azu-gang was in awe at the site of the room where they were going to stay.
"Wow Chiyo-chan, this place is huge." Yomi said.
"And look you can see the Eiffel Tower from here." Rachel said as she walked out into the balcony.
Tomo just sighed. "Remember our real objective…..to rescue Kaorin." she said.
At this point, the rest of the Azu-gang wasn't surprised by the way Tomo was acting.
"You're right." Yomi said. "Okay then, what's the plan."
Ohyama opened a bag and took out what appeared to be a projector, he hooked his device into it and pointed it to one of the white walls. "Lights please." he said.
After Sakaki turned off the lights, a layout of the LeMue Mansion was shown.
"Wow, where did you manage to find this?" Rachel asked.
"Hah, you forget that I'm one of the best hackers around." He started. "If not, in the world." he gave a smirk as his glasses glared.
"Oh Ohyama that is sooooo awesome." Chihiro said as she blushed.
Chiyo walked up near the wall with a pointer. "Okay, the way I see it, going in through the front is not a real wise choice, and the back is just as guarded." she said as she was pointing to each section of the mansion. "But after doing a little research with Ohyama, we have learned that once a week, Mrs. LeMue has a personal trainer to help her workout." Ohyama pressed a button on his device and a young woman is shown. Chiyo then continued. "Her name is Nadia Silvinsky, she is originally from Russia, but she opened a Gym here in Paris."
Yomi just stared at Nadia's body. "I wonder what her secret is." she said as she blushed.
"Anyway." Chiyo continued. "The plan is that one of you will go in her place, look for Kaorin, and then sneak her out of the mansion undetected." Chiyo then nodded for the lights to be turned back on. "After that, that person will bring Kaorin to a nearby parked van which we have rented, there we will give her the growth formula, and after Kaorin has had her moment of freaking out, and believe me she will, We just catch the next flight back to Tokyo."
Yomi seemed confused. "That sounds like a good plan, but how are we gonna keep Miss Silvinsky from going to her scheduled appointment."
Chiyo stared at Rachel and Chihiro. "That's where these two come in, they will go to Miss Silvinsky's gym and stall her as long as they can, in the mean time her 'replacement' will go in her place."
"And who will that be?" Yomi asked.
Chiyo just closed her eyes and smiled. "Yomi-chan, how are you doing in French class?" She asked.
Yomi just smiled proudly. "Are you kidding, it's like a second language to me." It was then when she realized who the replacement was going to be. "Wait just a damn minute." she complained.
"I'm sorry Yomi-chan, but you and I are the only one's here who can speak French, and I can't go in as a trainer." Chiyo told her.
Yomi just blushed. "But…."
Tomo just walked up to her. "Please Yomi, for Kaorin?" she told her.
Yomi just sighed. "Fine."
Chiyo okay, the trainer is scheduled to go to the LaMue mansion tomorrow, so let's get a good nights rest." Chiyo told everyone.
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BEGIN PHASE 1.…….. (THEME TO MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE STARTS, NOT THE ONE FROM THE TV SERIES BUT THE COOL ONE FROM THE MOVIES)
The next day operation "rescue" got underway. Chihiro and Rachel walked into Nadia's gym wearing workout outfits.
"Yes, may I help you?" the woman behind the counter said in French.
"NANI?!!!!!" the two Azu girls said in unison?
The woman realized that they were speaking Japanese, a language she did not speak. She made a motion for them to wait where they were.
After a few moments, Nadia came out to speak to them. "I apologize, you two are from Japan right?" she asked them in Japanese.
"HAI!!!!!" they both said.
"Well, are you interested in joining our gym?" Nadia asked.
"Yes we are." Chihiro replied. "We have heard so many wonderful things about you."
"So could you give us a tour." Rachel asked.
"I'm sorry, but I have an appointment I have to keep, but I can get someone else who speaks Japanese to help you out." Nadia told then as she smiled. "It was nice to meet you um…."
"Ami Onuki." Rachel said.
"Yumi Yoshimura" Chihiro added.
Nadia just stood there in shock. "Are you saying you're Puffy AmiYumi?" she asked.
"HAI!!!!" 'Puffy AmiYumi' responded.
"If I can get these two as members, It'll bring great publicity to my gym." Nadia thought. She turned to the woman behind the counter. "Bridgett, call Nicolette and tell her that something has come up and I will not be able to keep her appointment today."
"Yes Madame Nadia" Bridgett replied.
"And now Miss Ami and Miss Yumi, please let us begin the tour."
"Hah, no one ever seems to be able to tell us Japanese people apart." Rachel thought as she smirked.
END PHASE 1
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BEGIN PHASE 2.…..
Chiyo and Ohyama were waiting inside the rented van. Ohyama studied his small device. "Okay they're making the call and…….. Okay I intercepted it, activating voice enhancer and….. you're on Chiyo-chan."
"Hello, this is Nicolette LaMue." Chiyo said in a disguised voice in French.
"Yes I'm calling on behalf of Madame Nadia, I'm afraid some urgent business has come up and she won't be able to keep her appointment." Bridget said.
"I understand." Chiyo said. "I will be waiting for her next week then?"
"Of course Mrs. LaMue." Bridgett answered.
PHASE 2 COMPLETE
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BEGIN PHASE 3.……
The Azu-gang was on their way to the LaMue Mansion, with Yomi driving, she was already dressed in a workout outfit.
Meanwhile, Ohyama was dialing to the LaMue mansion.
"This is the LaMue residence, may I ask who is calling?" A servant asked.
"Yes, I am calling on behalf of Madam Nadia." Chiyo answered in a disguised voice. "I am afraid that some urgent business has come up, and she will not be able to keep her scheduled appointment, however, we are sending over a replacement to help with Mrs. LaMue's workout."
"I will inform Mrs. LaMue." The servant replied.
"Arigato." Chiyo said which caused everyone in the van to stare at her. "Um, sorry you see I've been taking some Japanese lessons and sometimes I do get carried away."
"Of course, I understand." the servant told her as he hung up.
Chiyo just sighed at her mistake. "That was close." she thought.
PHASE 3 COMPLETE
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BEGIN PHASE 4.…….
Yomi walked up to the front gate. She was now wearing a blond wig and sunglasses to hide her eyes. A guard walked up to her. "Yes, I am here on behalf of Madame Nadia to give Mrs. LaMue her workout."
The guard just smiled. "Ah yes and your name?"
Yomi never thought of giving herself a name. "It's…. Akane Tendo?"
"That's a Japanese name isn't it?" The guard asked.
"I'm half Japanese, on my father's side." Yomi lied.
"Okay then, you may enter." The guard then pushed a button and the gate opened."
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Nicolette walked was waiting in the living room as Yomi walked in. "Oh good, you're here." She said as she put out a cigarette.
"You know, smoking like that cannot be good for you." Yomi told her.
"Hey, your getting paid to help me with my workout, not to give me a lecture." Nicolette snapped.
"And she is supposed to be Kaorin's new mom?" Yomi thought. "Okay then, why don't we begin with a few stretches then."
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Back at Nadia's Gym Rachel and Chihiro had just finished getting the tour for the gym.
"So did are you interested in joining out gym?" Nadia asked.
"It does seem like we would be getting a great workout here." Rachel said.
"And the membership fee does seem reasonable." Chihiro added.
At that point a Japanese girl walked in. "Hello Miss Nadia, are you getting new clients?" she asked.
"Oh yes Reena, and none other than Puffy AmiYumi." She said proudly.
"REALLY WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!" Reena yelled as she looked around.
"They're right here." Nadia responded as she pointed at Chihiro and Rachel.
Reena just sweat dropped. "This isn't Puffy AmiYumi." she told Nadia.
"What?" Nadia said in a confused tone.
"I said, this is not Puffy AmiYumi, besides they're too young to be them." Reena told Nadia.
A furious Nadia turned to Rachel and Chihiro. "SO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO WAIST MY TIME!!!!" Nadia screamed. It was then that she saw an officer outside.
Nadia went outside and walked up to him. Rachel and Chihiro noticed that she was saying something to the officer and was pointed towards them.
"Do you think we're in trouble?" Chihiro asked. It was then that the officer blew a whistle and about five more French policeman walked up.
"What do you think?" Rachel responded as they quickly rushed towards the rear exit.
THE THEME TO MISSION IMPOSSIBLE COMES TO AN END…
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Back at the LaMue mansion, Yomi continued to help Nicolette with her workout.
"You are quite good." Nicolette told her.
"Thank you." Yomi responded.
"But not as good as Madame Nadia." Nicolette added.
"Okay, this session is now over." Yomi said as she walked over to a chair and grabbed a towel that was hanging on it. "So, I hear you adopted a Chinese girl." Yomi said as she dried of her sweat.
"Yeah, Remy thought it would be good publicity." Nicolette said. "Personally I can't stand kids, they're noisy, smelly, and just plain annoying."
Yomi just stared at her as she contained the rage to give her an uppercut. "Well then." she said as she gritted her teeth. "May I see the little darling?"
"Whatever." Nicolette said as she took her towards the nursery.
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Rachel and Chihiro continued to run away from what now appeared to be 12 French policemen.
"You know what would be funny?" Chihiro asked.
Rachel just stared at her as they continued to run. "I don't see how anything could be funny at this point, but go ahead."
"If this were a movie, and we tried to fool everyone into thinking we were Puffy AmiYumi, well a song by them could be played as we were being chased." Chihiro said as she closed her eyes and smiled.
"You scare me sometimes you know that?" Rachel responded
BACKGROUND MUSIC
Rachel and Chihiro ran into a wax museum, the policemen followed them in. As they all looked around they couldn't find them anywhere. It was then that one of them noticed that the wax figures of Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton looked a little suspicious. "THEY'RE THEY ARE!!!!!" He screamed as Rachel and Chihiro ran off, still wearing the dresses they took of the wax figures.
Yes, pretty lady, come on over and
Will you listen to my story?
And pretty land if you laugh again,yeah,
I will go to the land of dream
A group of mimes were performing outside a café, the officers walked up to them. "You know I used to be a street mime myself." He said. "It is not as easy as it looks."
Another officer just laughed. "Oh, and I supposed this is how you supported yourself back then." he teased.
"Well of course, but the performance is what it's really all about… take those two girls over there, they look like they are trapped in a box, but in reality, they are expressing their emotion for the art." the first officer explained.
The second officer just shook his head as he noticed who the two mimes really were.
"BONJOUR!!!!!!" Rachel and Chihiro said as once again they ran off.
A shower of cherry blossoms, over
Mountains and fields,
Pushing through,
It turns me on when I'm treated tenderly,
Sensing the far-off day, I make love with,
The first girl,
Getting drunk on sweet perfume, turn to,
Bubbles
The two Azu-girls ran into the Louvre. The officers followed them in and once again, they had lost them.
"This is becoming quite annoying." one of the officers said. As they walked in front of the Mona Lisa. "Do you think we should give up?" he asked.
"Yes, I cannot be running all over Paris all day." another officer replied. As they walked off, they never noticed that standing in front of the Mona Lisa was none other than Chihiro and Rachel.
"That was close." Chihiro said.
"Yeah, I'm glad they finally gave up." Rachel said.
"I bet you're happy about it." A voice behind them said in Japanese.
"Oh you bet." Chihiro replied as she and Rachel then froze up and slowly turned around, only to see that they were now surrounded by the policemen.
"You don't serve gruel do you?" Chihiro asked.
Dearest flowers, butterflies and birds,
Don't tickle me,
Wrapped up and flickering,
Peaches, indigo and yellow roses
SONG END…..
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Yomi was lead into the nursery. She tried her best to hide her emotions as she saw baby Kaorin asleep in a crib. A young woman, who appeared to be Kaorin's Nanny was sitting down next to the crib.
Yomi slowly walked over to the crib. "Thank god you're okay Kaorin-san." Yomi thought.
"Well then, I'll leave you to enjoy her, tell Madame Nadia I hope to see her soon." Nicolette said as she left.
She was right there so close, yet with the Nanny there, she really couldn't grab her. "So, is little Ming a handful." Yomi asked.
The Nanny just smiled. "No." she responded. "In fact, she's a little angel."
"May I hold her." Yomi asked.
"I don't know, you do seem all sweaty." The Nanny responded.
"It will only be for a few minutes." Yomi reassured her.
"I'm sorry, I can't." The Nanny answered.
Yomi just sighed. "Then I'm sorry." she said.
"For what?" The Nanny asked in a confused tone.
"For….this." Yomi responded as she gave the Nanny a huge uppercut which knocked her out. "Not exactly part of the plan, but it will have to do." she thought as she picked up Kaorin.
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Yomi slowly tried to make her way to the front gate. She could see the guards walking back and forth looking all around. She stared at Kaorin. "Hang tight 'kay" She waited for the right moment… Then suddenly the gate opened to let in a business associate of Remy's.
Yomi made a quick dash for the gate and managed to get though as the guards just stood there in shock for a few seconds.
"I think she had Ming." One of the guards said.
"Call the police, we'll go after her." another guard said.
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"SHE'S COMING!!!!!!!!" Chiyo yelled as she held the bottle of growth formula.
Yomi quickly rushed up and grabbed the growth formula and started to feed it to Kaorin. But only after a few sips the guards rushed up and grabbed Yomi and snatched Kaorin away from her.
"NO!!!!" Yomi yelled as she struggled.
"What did you try to do poison her?" One of the guards asked as he emptied the baby bottle of growth formula.
"YOU CAN'T, THAT BABY IS OUR CLASSMATE!!!!!" Chiyo screamed.
"Looks like we have some crazies here." Another guard said.
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Some time later a police van drove up to take the azu-group away.
"Do you think Kaorin drank enough of the formula to change her back?" Tomo asked.
"I don't think so." Chiyo responded. "The amount she did manage to drink may not have been enough."
"Well, maybe Chihiro and Rachel can do something." Sakaki said as the back of the van was opened. And inside was….
"CHIHIRO AND RACHEL?!!!!!!!" The others said in unison.
"Hi guys." Rachel and Chihiro said in unison as they waved their handcuffed joined arms at them.
"Then again, we're just plain screwed." Yomi said as she sweat dropped.
PHASE 4...FAILED BIG TIME!!!!!!
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Some time later, Kaorin was asleep in the crib, She slowly opened her eyes and started to look around. Her hand slowly reached up as she grabbed the side of the crib….and then slowly stood up. "Where's the hell am I?" she thought as she slowly climbed out of the crib and fell down.
Kaorin noticed that she seemed to be wearing very small clothing. "This is strange." she said to herself as she noticed that her voice seemed to sound a little different, in fact, everything around her seemed to be big.
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She slowly managed to leave the room where she was in and managed to sneak into a restroom. She turned on a light and she managed to see her reflection in a mirror.
Kaorin just sweat dropped at the sight. "It can't be." she thought. Kaorin was staring at herself…. As a five year old.
Well the plan really didn't go as planned, but at least Kaorin isn't a baby anymore. Ah but the rest of the Azu-Gang seems to have ended up in jail. Wow I think this is the longest chapter I have ever written to any of my fics, I hope it's okay. Well stay tuned to see what happens next, until then take care.
Quick note: The part where Chihiro asks the police about the gruel is a big thank you to a review I received from Weener1, back in Chapter 9, thank you once again Jay.
'TILL NEXT TIME