I've been out for a long time. I know. I'm sorry. From now on until further notice, my upload schedule will be at least twice a week. And please vote in the poll. I want to see what you guys think about these new ideas. Any other ideas for stories can be PM'd to me. Other than that, I present Chapter 11 of the Rise of the Shadow Fang.
Blade was reading the news. "Hmm….that seems no good. Unova had another eruption. Must be the Volcarona there." He walked into the Hall and called the Legendaries. "We have another guest," he said," everyone welcome Ty Renegada."Ty walked in , reading the newspaper. "Wow, I didn't expect that to go viral that fast... Hmm, a volcano erupted in Unova, that's nothing new...Ah! Here it is! Portal to another dimension found! Woo!" He danced a bit at the sight of that, causing a sticky white substance to fall from him onto the ground. Noticing the Legendaries were looking at him, some in shock, others in disgust, he blushed. "You didn't see that," he told them. "No amount of bleach is ever gonna help me unsee that," Kyurem whispered to Zekrom. But before Ty could sit down, a dark aura enveloped the room. It then condensed into a ball in the center, and formed a little girl wearing a brown sleeveless casual dress. She had green eyes with one of them having a swirl in place of a pupil. Her hair was purple made in the design of a Spiritomb. It even had green beads to represent the trapped souls. "Ah, Eon isn't here. Too bad. Now this show belongs to me!" she cackled. Everyone stared in horror as she used some sort of Psychic power and threw Blade off the spinney chair. "Who are you?" Ty asked, halfway between fear and awe. She looked at him and laughed," Call me… Darugis."
"Great thing I'm here. You guys can't even run this joint," the Spiritomb complained ," I mean look at you all, daring each other to tickle fight and get a tan. You should be ashamed. Honestly, if I hear unsatisfactory dares one more time, I might as well end this." She sat down next to Ty. "You seem like a cutie," she flirted, caressing his arm. "Sorry, I'm only into people older than me," he said, trying to pull her off and get her away from him. "How old are you?" she asked. "About 10,000 years old," he lied. "I'm celebrating my 1,000,000th birthday soon. Here's some proof." Ty at first laughed, but his face changed into one of horror as he looked at the birth certificate in his hands. "God No," he muttered. "Come on now, I may be old, but I've been trapped in this accursed body for almost 3 weeks. Now, it's getting to me," she flirted," You know you want some of this, don't you?" Ty yelped as Darugis teleported them both into Eon's room. "Weird," Blade said," OK, let's get moving."
"Arceus, did you enjoy that session with Tina? I know you did...you filthy llama," Blade read. "Ok. First of all, I am not a llama!" she complained," And second of all….yes, I did. She's, uh, very wonderful." Giratina tugged on Arceus' shirt, a sign of "please stop. you're embarrassing me". Arceus blushed and sat down again.
"Ty asked "Why is it that whenever I sneeze incorrectly that a volcano blows up?"". "Well maybe if you stopped banging so many girls, you wouldn't even need to sneeze," Blade muttered under his breath. He heard Ty's voice in his head shout," I heard that….and HELP!" Blade snickered and thought,"Nah. This might actually make for a good film. I could sell it for a ton of money!" "Or possibly get arrested for child pornography!" the Umbreon telepathically replied," It's your funeral."
"Why does everyone in here not care about the humans? I mean, yea, it's great that we don't have to worry about Pokeballs anymore," Blade read as he snickered at the joke in his head,"Haha. PokeBALLS." "We still have to worry about their farms! and Clothes! I mean, does anyone want to see lizard boobs?" Blade first thought for a second. "YES WE DO TY! WE LIKE SEEING THAT STUFF BECAUSE WE'RE, UH, MONSTERS! YEAH! MONSTERS!" "When is Eon coming back?" Lunala asked," You're not fun anymore." Blade looked at her and said," Eon said he'll be back anytime soon." He then leaned in closer and whispered in her ear," Now shut up and don't be such a piece of shit. OK!" Lunala smacked him with a Shadow Claw and ran away, crying. Solgaleo went up into Eon's face and yelled," Look what you did! You made her cry! I should've plummeted your head in. Now, I'm gonna suplex you! 5 times!" But before he could, Blade punched him into the wall. "Listen here, ya piece of shit. I am not taking this. Shut the hell up, go and sit your ass down and never say a word again." He then threw Solgaleo onto the ground. "Anyone else?" he asked. Dead silence. "No? Good."
"I dare Dialga must write a headline about...Arceus' butt!" Dialga stood up and wrote on a paper. "Read all about it!" she said," Arceus' butt has a headline written about it!" She snickered at the headline. Blade frowned. "Not funny."Blade looked at the paper and read, "Palkia must show his/her talent. (Hey, things change from world to world)." "OK. So, uh, I can, uh, dance and sing," he stuttered, "Hope you like it." He stood up and started dancing. Then he sang:
You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty
You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies
I hope I don't run out of time. Could someone call a referee?
'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice
And by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
So let me, oh, let me redeem, oh, redeem, oh, myself tonight
'Cause I just need one more shot, second chances
Yeah Is it too late now to say sorry?
'Cause I'm missing more than just your body,
oh Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah, I know-oh-oh, that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?
Everyone clapped. "Uh, Shaymin," he said," Can you forgive me?" She blushed as she answered him," Of course. I accept your apology." They kissed as everyone screamed with excitement. Everyone except Blade. "WTF is with the new Jellyfish Legendary?! I swear, it's the stupidest thing since Micky mouse being elected president!" Blade read. "Honestly I believe so too," he mumbled. Lunala came out of nowhere and tackled Blade as she screamed insert sound effect of a 9 year old screaming at the top of her lungs because she lost her Barbie doll ," DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!" Solgaleo, Hoopa Unbound and Mega Rayquaza all had to pull her off as she screamed and kicked at them," YOU SHALL PAY! YOU SHALL PAY!" For Blade's safety, Lunala was put in a steel cage. The Steel/Fighting type stood up, his hair all crazy, his left eye bruised and his lip bleeding. His shirt was torn. "Alright, let's move on."
"Arceus, why did you make a 9 series book on dark arts. Heck, I have one...TWO, with me right now," Blade read. "What the Hell! You had Dark Arts books!" Blade yelled," Y'know Eon would die to get those books!" "Wait," Arceus interrupted," I have never written any books at all. That must be a different Arceus. Not me." "Ugh," Blade groaned," I'm still telling Eon."
Finally, Darugis and Ty left Eon's room. Ty's hair was a ruffled up, and his body was covered in sweat and other fluids. Darugis was on his back, looking no different. Good News: They had some clothes on. Bad News: It was their undergarments. "Come on," Darugis cooed," You know you liked it." Ty refused such an offer," No..Way…..*huff*….I…*huff*…refuse…*huff*…..to….." He passed out on the ground. Darugis sat on his face and starting moving back and forth. "Oh, perfect. Just the spot," she moaned," Oh..wait! Aaaahhh!" She passed out on top of him. "Well, that was weird," Blade said," Get them out of here." Ty melted into the ground, leaving a sticky white fluid for Darugis to float on. "Thanks," Blade said.
Crappy chapter. I know. Thanks for reading. Have a good one. Next chapter coming up soon. Vote in the polls. See you soon. Until then, EonIsOut.