A random parody of the Walking Dead and the reality TV show 'The Real World.' This is purely for humor and enjoyment and not to be taken seriously.

I do not own the 'Walking Dead' or the 'Real World'.

Peanut Butter

In Rick's bedroom later in the day, the overhead camera shows Michonne and Carl playing cards on Carl's bed, while Rick is watching them with a smile.

Shane storms into Rick's bedroom. "Wheres the damn peanut butter Rick?!"

Rick stands up from sitting on his bed and looks at Shane. "I don't know Shane, I thought you ate it off. Shudda saved it for the group."

"Oh you think I'm stupid? You think I don't know you ate off all the damn peanut butter, or maybe you just think I'm a liar. Which one is it Rick?!"

"You stole the peanut butter just like you stole my life don't think I didn't notice."

Shane gets in Rick's face as Michonne hurries Carl out of the room and gets up from the bed. "I'm a better leader than you Rick, I'm a better father than you Rick, Lori thinks I''m a better-"

"Shane shut up!" Michonne shouts cutting him off, " All this over peanut butter?"

"-It aint the peanut butter, its the principal of the matter. I aint a liar!"

Footage from the outside of the Walking Dead house shows Carl seated on the roof swinging his legs, as he spoons scoops of peanut butter into his mouth.

Shane looks at Michonne then laughs, shaking his head as he is starring at Rick with disgust. "Lori aint been gone a few weeks man..."

"Aint nottin' going on between us!" Rick enforces.

"You need to get out." Michonne quickly demands.

Shane looks at Michonne. "Why don't you use that mouth for something more useful than talking?"

Daryl comes in aiming his crossbow at the back of Shane's head, "you don't talk to her like that."

"Oh look, its her little lapdog boyfriend. I was wondering when you'd sniff her out."

Michonne angrily unleashes her katana and points it at Shane. "He's eight times the man you will ever be."

Shane smirks, "What are you gonna do? Stab me? Huh Michonne. Come on then, do it. I dare you. I wanna see you try." Shane slaps the side of her katana blade, "beeping stab me! There are cameras all around this place-"

Shane notices the cameraman slipping out of the room. "Hey where you going?!" He yells.

A loud scream of pain is then heard from the room. Shane crawls out into the hall, holding his stomach as Daryl comes out after him and shoots him in the ass. Daryl sees the camera man, "hey don't film this."

The camera man waves a hand, "I'll erase this clip."

Michonne comes out standing next to Daryl. "I don't know how many crazies I'm going to have the stab in this house, I'm up to two now." She sighs.

Later that day, Daryl is walking through the house when he angrily comes upon Andrea. He's still furious about Merle being temporarily out of the house on account of Andrea putting a bullet in his arm. "Gimmie yo gun. You already shot my brother I aint letting you shoot anybody else."

"No Daryl, I can handle it."

"You don't even know how the safety works."

"I know how the safety works, it right here," Andrea fiddles with the gun before it goes off and grazes Daryl past the temple. Daryl stumbles back and holds the side of his head. "Dammit Andrea in the same spot too?!"

The footage then switches to Daryl's next whereabouts. He's sitting on Michonne's bed as she's carefully tending to his head wound. Before the camera can get to into the moment between Daryl and Michonne, a shocking display in another part of the house takes precedence.

Shane is seen stumbling towards the balcony before thinking back towards his numerous wounds.

"All these crazy people tryin to kill me, I'm lucky to still be alive... "

"Shane... is that you?" Shane turns around to see a female silhouette slowly approaching him before he shakes his head and turns away.

"Dammit I aint crazy, I'm not supposed to see illusions, Rick is-ahhh!"

The female shoves Shane over the balcony before he looks back up to her and gives a smile of hope. She grasps his hands and pins them to the edge of the railing.

Lori bends down and whispers "long live the leader" in Shane's face before peeling his hands off of the railing, as she watches him fall down towards his doom.

The group gathered around Shane's body as Beth began to nudge it with her foot.

"Someone in this group is responsible for this, and I wont rest until I find out who."

Rick looked around the placid group before he saw Lori standing right by Hershel.

"L-Lori is that your ghost?"

"Yes Rick and I know who killed Shane I... saw Daryl push him off of the balcony."

"What, naw thats a load of beep, I didn't do beep to Shane!" Daryl looks around the room to see everyone doubting him except for Rick and Michonne.

"I know what I saw Rick, who do you believe more, your wife or... some rough neck."

"I'th rather be a rough neck than a lyin cold hearted beep!"

"Daryl, you don't talk to her ghost like that, you hear me... until we get this figured ou,t I want you outside at all times away from the group... and you'd better keep out of my garden too, I'll know if you're hiden in there!"

"Your garden aint beep anyway, can't grow a single bush to save your life."

"Get out!" Rick command Daryl who sulks off. Michonne walked after him, but not before giving Rick's smirking wife a cold death glare.

Rick walks behind Michonne stopping her. "Michonne... you'll keep an eye on him right?"

"He didn't do it Rick... "

"But Lori ghost told me she saw him do it, the dead don't lie-"

"Rick, if Lori is a ghost, then tell me why everyone can see her?" Michonne points back at Lori who was making faces at Michonne.

Rick closes in on Michonne's face before whispering "It's a poltergeist Michonne, it's hauntin' the house."

"If she's really a ghost than..." Michonne raises her katana,"this sword wont hurt her." Michonne turns around angrily starring Lori down as she comes towards her with her sword. Lori protests, "no stop her Rick, you're gonna anger my spirit. I'm gonna haunt you."

With a roll of her eyes, Michonne grabs Lori's arm as Rick sternly looks on. Michonne aims her katana at Lori's flailing arm as Lori cries out to Rick.

"Rick, I aint a ghost, I, uh, got resurrected-its a miracle!"

Rick gasps as a grin of realization stretches across his face.

"So... if you die in this house, you get brought back to life?"

"Uh... sure?" Lori stammers as Michonne lets her go in shock of Rick's unawareness.

"Than I guess Daryl can stay, seeing as Shane is gonna pop back up any minute now. Michonne, get Daryl back and tell him the good news!" Michonne rolls her eyes and storms off.

Everyone leaves soon after and heads back into the house. Lori looks directly into the camera with her hands on her hips and sighs. "Ok now, so where's Carl?"