~Dream~
"Mins get you ass up! You're gonna be late if you don't!" My older sister yelled as she literally lifted up my bed, causing me to face plant on the floor. "Why Majime?" I whined as rolled my face over and pouted at her. Her dirty blond her was straighten and down a little past her chest, she was wearing a black blood on the dance floor top that had Dovy on the front with a hatchet and Jay in the back drooling and 'I'm a monster ha ha ha' written on it with her purple skinnies and black converse with the many and colorful tags. "You wouldn't move your ass." she said with a shrug and smirk. "Hey be thankful I didn't get the bucket this time." She said then walked out. I sighed then sat up. Fuck my life sometimes. I got dressed in a grey Thor shirt and dark blue jeans with black converse. "Hello Minori." Uncle said as I walked down the steps, "Morning." I said ruffling his silver hair as I walked past where he was sitting. "Hurry or you'll be late." He said as he read his book. "Saids the one who is always late." I said grabbing the cartoon of OJ out the fridge. "And besides no smut books at the table." I said as I grabbed his book from his hands. "Love you!" I called as I ran out the door cartoon in hand. Majime was sitting in her red convertible in front of the house. "Hurry your ass!" She screamed as she started the car. I ran and jumped in shit gun. "Leggo." I said as I handed her a pop tart and I chugged some juice. That was the last time I really saw my sister and uncle (did you guess who uncle is yet) then all that shit with those whores and by the court of law I was placed in foster care and away from my idiotic family and on top of that Majime went over seas for school and i had to transfer... Man my life sucks a-
~dream end or well interrupted~
"WAKE UP, ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE! THE AWESOME ME IS TRYING TO CALL YOU!" Terra's ring tones screamed from beside me. I groaned as I rolled over and picked it up. "Do you want me to fucking skin your ass alive or slice you to little fucking bite size pieces and feed them to your pet anaconda?" I asked her pissed off beyond belief. "Hey Minori how you doin?" She asked me with fake happiness. "Well I was fuckin sleeping since it's you know three in the Jashin damn morning!" I yelled into the phone. "It's three I had no idea." she said sweetly. "Cut the crap what do you want?" I asked as I laid back down in my bed and rubbed the crust from my eyes. "Well you see there was a incident with some whores and well yay long story short I'm in jail." She said quickly. I bolted up and clutched my phone tighter. "And you want me to do what?" I'm not surprised. I asked as I rubbed my temple. "Can you come get us?" she whinned. "Us?" I asked getting up and walking to my closet. "Oh yeah did I mention Hikari is here with me." She said like a little kid. "Hey don't tell her I'm here! She'll kill me!"' I heard Hikari yell at Terra. "Too late." Terra told her as I took out my black sweat pants and black oversized hoodie that went to my knees. "Shut the fuck up and just tell me which one you are at." I sighed annoyed with the criminals, er I mean idiots. "You know the one that's twenty minutes on the outside of town?" she asked "You mean the one where all the capital offenders like murderers and rapist are and usually put to death at?" I asked as I grabbed my wallet then walked over to the window. "Yay I'm there." she said cheerfully. "And the sad part is that I didn't think that I would end up here so soon, I mean I atleast thought that you would end up on death row before me." she said matter of factly. "Oh don't worry I will be when I get ahold of your asses." I said then ended the call. Damn how the hell can I get over there... Yoko is not allowed out past 2 am and any other sensible person would be asleep, so that leaves... I pulled out my phone and dialed. A waited until I heard a hyper voice scream "Hello this is Tobi!" I face palmed. "Hey Tobi it's Minori, I need a favor. " I said sweetly. "Oh Hi Minori-sama! What can Tobi do for you?" He asked in that happy voice of his. "You have your license and a car right?" I asked a nice as possible. "Yeah Tobi does, does Minori-sama need Tobi to take her some where?" He asked like a little kid. "Yay can you come pick me up at school, I need you take me somewhere." I said as I walked over to my window. "But Tobi isn't suppose to be outside by hiself." Tobi complained. "Please Tobi and it's just for a little while. I'll owe you a major favor." I pleaded. "... Alright but only if you do Tobi a favor in return." he practically sang. "Fine get there as fast as you can." I said as I climbed out my window then hung up. I wonder why did I call him instead of Dei or Hidan. Thats just life. The walk to the school was not that long, but it seemed like Tobi took a lifetime to get there. After a while Tobi pulled up in a black sports car. My jaw dropped. I have to be high or something. "Minori-sama!" Tobi sang as he waved his hand from the driver side window. I am really starting to question all I know about life right now. "Hey there Tobi, how could you get a car like this?" I asked amazed as I slid in beside him. "It's Tobi's secret." Tobi said as he out a finger over where his mouth would be. "If you say so." I said with a sign and a smirk. "So Minori-sama where are we going?" Tobi asked as he pulled off. "To save a couple of retards from the death penalty." I said. "Hidan-senpai is going to be there to?" Tobi asked happily causing me to start laughing my ass off. "What that's what Kakuzu-sempai always says." Tobi said innocently. I giggled then pat his head. "So innocent it's cute." I said as I looked at the window. "It's the one thats outside of town." I said as I looked over at him. "Oh Hidan-sempai has been there before because some lady said some mean stuff about not liking him touching her." Tobi said happily. I laughed at him. "Why does that not surprise me." I said then shook head. "Minori-sama sure is pretty when she laughs, no wonder Deidara-sempai said your hot!" he said happily. "Uhhh thanks Tobi." I said scratching the back of my head. That's was strange. "We're almost there." Tobi said. I looked ahead and saw the prison. How the he'll dis we get here so fast! Damn Tobi. " Hurry up Minori-sama!" Tobi said as he parked in front of the building. "Yay yay aren't I always." I said as I walked into the building. I thought I heard him say no but I'm gonna let that slide. Now I have to worry about getting these two out of here before someone gets majorly hurt. "I'll fucking kill you bastards!" I beard Terra and Hikari yell then followed by a gaint crash. When will Jashin stop screwing me over and having to deal with these fucked up thing we call life. "Bitch die!" I heard Terra scream then a snapping sound. Why, why me.