The Fastest Gets the Tastiest

It was another nice day on Yoshi Island. Today, however, was a different day. Today, you see, Yoshi and his friends were all seeing who can reach the hill on the far side of the village the quickest, and whoever got there first won a free plate of freshly baked, warm sugar cookies! But, enough of the description - I'm getting hungry telling this myself.

"All right, listen up, guys, because I'm only going to tell you once," Mr. Game-and-Watch exclaimed, holding a piece of paper in his right 2D hand with words scribbled on it, "I want this race nice and fair. No breaking the rules."

Wario scoffed, flexing his muscles as he prepared to run.

Mr. Game-and-Watch cleared his throat, and he continued, "No cheating. That means you, Wario..." He received a angry mutter from Wario, "And furthermore, just get out there and have fun. And do the best you can to win a yummy, sugary treat."

Yoshi licked his lips as he jogged in place. "Boy, I can't wait to have me some cookies!" He said, licking his lips with delight.

Bowser patted Yoshi on the back. "Just calm down, Yoshi. You'll be able to get your chance."

CHarizard nodded, putting a red headband on Yoshi. "Bowser's right, Yoshi. Just give it your best shot and don't hold back!"

Yoshi nodded, giving Charizard's a thumbs up. "Gotcha!" He chirped back happily.

Wario whispered into Donkey Kong's ear, chuckling sinisterly, "I'll wipe the floor with these morons. Those cookies are as good as mine!" He said, laughing evilly as he rubbed his hands.

Donkey Kong blinked. "You sure are going over the head there, Wario," The ape commented as he grabbed his banana and ate it.

Toad was humming happily, skipping in his position as he was next to Yoshi and Wario. Ivysaur, being the calm and thinking one, didn't say anything, instead, turning to Meta Knight and grinning, who in turn had his yellow eyes gleam blue.

Mr. Game-and-Watch raised the flag, and he waved it, the four characters running down the green grassy path. Ivysaur, however, didn't rush at the start - he took his time and slowly walked off after the other three Smashers

Wario grinned, glancing behind him to see Yoshi and Toad running alongside each other. "Wa ha ha! I'll teach these fools... take a taste of my Wario Waft!" He passed some gas from his rear, and chuckled and he started thrashing forwards, ramming into the small mountain aside him.

Yoshi and Toad stopped as they entered the fart cloud, and they gagged. Getting on their bodies, they crawled out of the gas and took in a deep breath, both of them getting back up. Toad then started running faster than Yoshi, and jumped into the hole Wario formed within the mountain. Yoshi shrugged, and he continued forward, turning to the right and jumping over a small ramp within the path.

Ivysaur is seen approaching the fart cloud that Wario produced. He looks up, and grabs a nearby branch of a tree with his vine, pulling himself off the path and getting onto the branch. Ivysaur then examines the path, looking up the northern direction to see the plate of delicious sugar cookies waiting. Ivysaur grinned, and he jumped off the branch, using Vine Whip to stay attached to the branch as the plant dinosaur Pokemon swung over the mountain, releasing the vine to land in front of the others. Ivysaur then began slowly up the hill, towards the plate of sugar cookies.

Yoshi is several feet behind, noticing Ivysaur. He smirks, and he turns into his egg, rolling down the green grassy path. Yoshi then jumps over Ivysaur and hatches out of the egg, running up the path. Yoshi then slips on a banana peel and tumbles down backwards. Wario tackles out of the mountain, and grabs Yoshi tossing him behind. As Toad emerges from the mountain, he gets hit by Yoshi, and the two Smashers are knocked out. Ivysaur notices this, and he simply walks over them.

Wario laughs as he rubs his hands together greedily. "Wa ha ha! The sugar cookies are mine!" As he climbs up the hill on his body, he manages to make it on top and snatches up the plate...

...But much to his dismay, the sugar cookies aren't on the plate at all!

"WHAT THE!?" Exclaimed Wario as he glanced up to see Meta Knight on a nearby branch of a different tree, holding the deliciously warm sugar cookies on another plate. Wario fumes, and he smashes the plate he is holding on the ground, stomping on it and causing the tiny pieces of it to be tossed about.

Yoshi and Toad both get back up, and they see Wario smashing the plate. Enraged at what Wario did before, and thinking that he was the one who ate all of the sugar cookies, the two friendly characters got back up to their feet and ran up the hill, tackling into Wario and beating the stuffing out of him. Ivysaur, alongside with the other Smashers, watches from the branch within the adjacent tree as he has the delicious warm cookies for winning the race fair and square. Meta Knight's eyes gleam bright pink as he watches Ivysaur eating the well-deserved sugar cookies with delight.