So my friend told me to get this one YouTube app to listen to songs without wifi, and I thought of 'In My Head' by Jason Derulo, so I played that for a good three weeks. Then, last weekend my family took a little roadtrip for my sister's graduation. I was showering and singing 'In My Head' to myself, when Daniel came to mind (as always), and this came out like, uh...this

I'm sorry, I'm getting worse. XD


(Daniel Horatio)

C'mon

Everybody's lookin' for like

No-oh

Ain't that the reason I have no wife?

Yeah-ah

You will find a life with him

Gro-oss

I got a bad choice for you girl

Oh-oh

Just stay with me now

Use magic, we'll break up

I'll be a loser

You will cut me loose

You'll see the doucheness of my whole life

I can smell it going down, down south

In my head

I see Mommy holding me

In my bed

Mommy is still holding me

In your bed

You are having fun

In your bed

Is Jax there?

Your bed

Jax is there

Your bed

(No

In your bed

Oh no)

He knows all the right things to say

Yeah-ah

When it comes down to it all his gain

Oh no

Instead of lying let me set him straight

Yeah-ah

He'll probably punch me in the face

Oh yeah

You left me right now

Used magic to tell me

Said we were through

I am so ugly

The joke is on you it's not like I didn't know

You can hear me crying now, crying now

Here is my

Own garage-bedroom

It's hot

Yeah I already knew

My mom

Picked it out for me

She is

The very best

She is

Better than you

She is

(I'm breaking down!)

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Noooooo

You're ricking me at this very moment

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Noooooo

I'll be crying out for the rest of time

You left with him now

And who even knows

What you're doing

He is so not goals

I'm a liar he is so goals

I hate myself right now, right now

I'm crying

Really really loudly now

Crying

I will never stop somehow

Dehydrate

I'm so thirsty

Crying

I'm crying

Crying

So shocking

Crying

I feel my mom holding me

Crying

Not like it is strange for me

I'm crying!

Maybe the concealer will go

Crying

Still crying

Crying

Still crying

(You're really in his bed)


JEMMA FTW!

Seriously, Dawniel sucks. Anyway.