Here is the eleventh installment in the series! Enjoy!

OC GIRL DATES STEVEN

by (ah forget it, It's too hard to come up with a fake name)

P.S This is in in alternate universe. Enjoy the sexy story, plz!

Amy was so happy. She was finally going to get to date her lovely classmate Steven Universe. It would be amazing.

She had known Steven for two weeks, and she really loved him in school. It was awesome to see him in the classroom.

It was 45 minutes before her date with Steven. She was talking to his ex-girlfriend, Connie. Because she's an asshole who rubs the fact she's dating Connies ex 2 her fAce.

"I wonder if he believes in making out on the first date! I can't wait to meet him up at the restaurant later!"

"Why are you calling me for this?" Connie asked.

"Because I want you to know that Steven's boo bear is mine! Like totally!"

"Okay-" Connie hung up.

Amy was so happy. She was going to hit third base before the end of tonight!

As she was getting ready for the date in her bathroom, she noticed something.

*INSERT SHOCK MUSIC*

A zit! What would she do? Amy was so scared. She needed to put makeup over the scar.

(OKAY I CAN'T KEEP DETAILING, SKIP TO THE DATE!)

The date had been good. Steven and Amy talked and talked and talked. Then came the end.

"Steven?"

"Yes Amy?"

"Kiss me."

The restaurant was empty, the workers were not looking, and the two had finished eating their pasta with extra garlic. Suddenly both started making out. It lasted for about 30 seconds.

And then Amy woke up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT WAS JUST A DREAM!" She wailed.

Silly Amy. Steven Universe is a tv show on Cartoon Network. Not a kid she goes to school with.

THE END.

Sorry if I grossed you guys out with this one, or weirded you out, at least. This one was just a chapter I wanted to do to parody the cringy OC stories. Anyhow, hope you guys enjoyed it, and maybe even hated it. Or maybe even cringed so hard they clicked off the page. And remember always to leave your hate in- ah, you guys get it by now.