A Literal Scrapbook

by Claire Whitmore

A scrapbook is messy, it's full of everything, an essence of what was. It has the smiles, the sadness and the moments when you laugh for no good reason and just want to be with someone loved. This is the Marauder's scrapbook, literally. It's a big bundle of warm fuzzy blankets, cheap wine and the comic section of the paper on a rainy day, just in the form of drabbles. R/S and J/L

11. List: Part II

Sirius's New Year's Resolution(s)

1) Have sex with a werewolf. (done)

2) Have sex with a werewolf in the Shrieking Shack. (done)

3) Have sex with a werewolf in other non-lovers beds. (done)

4) Blink. (done)

5) Tell werewolf lover that you love him. (done)

6) Hex Snape.

7) Eat. (done)

8) Breathe. (done)

9) Have sex. (done)

10) Have shower sex with werewolf lover.

11) Steal James's Nimbus 1500, take werewolf lover for a ride on broomstick to have romantic dinner on rooftop. (done)

12) Have sex on rooftop. (done)

13) Spend rest of life with werewolf lover.

14) Cut James's hair.

15) Brush own hair.

16) Get fit. (done)

17) Freak James out.

18) Freak Remus out.

19) Freak Evans out.

20) Freak Peter out.

21) Freak Snape out.

"Padfoot!" Roared James, his yells were heard from the Slytherin Common Room. In his hands was a very long piece of parchment. "What the actual Merlin is this?"

"That's my list." Stated Sirius simply, purposely remaining placid and 'calm' to James's reaction.

"You had sex on my bed?" Bellowed James, his face twisted in horror.

"In you bed, James. Moony helped." Said Sirius meekly.

"And you took my broom? I don't care about that so much, but you used my baby to help you to shag!" Moaned James.

"Moony helped." Repeated Sirius in a quiet voice.

"I'm never going to be able to go to the Shrieking Shack the same way again…" Whispered James, like a ninety year old with dementia, rattling on about how Jimmy the cat smoked in the car, but Steve was planning to burn the cigarettes.

"Moony helped."

"And it's only the second day of this year! Who the hell has that much sex?" Rambled James

"Moony helped."

"What did I help with?" Remus popped his head in through the door, hearing his name be uttered that many times, he thought he should see what the hullabaloo was all about.

"The list." Smirked Sirius. James cringed.

"Ahhh…" Then, Remus saw James's disturbed face, and thought he could put him out of his misery. "You know… we also had" Remus coughed. "on that list."

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?" James screamed as he ran out of the Common Room, muttering about how he can never close his eyes again, much to the amusement of Lily Evans.

"Check." Said Sirius smugly as he crossed off number 17 from his list.