October 20, 2002
11:15 a.m.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Author's POV
We got to Las Vegas and crashed into a sign. Cosmo told us, "What happens in Vegas….well, you know the rest." Chester responded, "That's true." Timmy commanded, "Come on!" We all jumped out of the rocket ship and headed towards the ticket taker. Trixie started, "Listen, mister. We need to get in this festival." A. J. nodded and added, "This is a matter of global security!" Timmy finished, "And we are the Chosen Ones." The ticket taker sighed and responded, "Nobody gets in without a ticket or backstage pass." Timmy got out a cannon and told the ticket taker, "Oh, okay. Here's our backstage pass!"
At those words, he blasted the wall and it created a big hole in the building. The ticket taker, shaking in his shoes, told them, "Uh, enjoy the show." Our heroes went into the stadium and the announcer on the stage yelled, "Give it up for Kiss!" With an explosion and smoke, Kiss got onto the stage. Paul and Gene went over to the microphone and asked the audience, "Are you too old to rock and roll?" They both coughed and the audience answered, "No!" Just then, there were loud cracks and they all shouted, "Ow! Our backs!" Kiss started to play and one of the band members brought out a white guitar that almost looked like a wand.
Chester pointed at it and said, "There's the white wand!" Wanda asked, "But how are you guys going to get onto the stage to get it?" A. J. looked around and saw a MERF booth, selling grappling hooks and rope. The young genius turned to his friends and reported, "I think I have a way." Trixie smiled and responded, "Let's hear it, A. J." A. J. explained, "We use those grappling hooks and rope to lower Timmy down onto the stage, where he'll grab the white wand." Timmy smiled at his genius friend and told him, "A. J., that's brilliant!" They got the grapple hooks and rope and headed up into the rafters.
A. J. tied the rope around Timmy's waist and Chester attached the hook onto the rope. Trixie told Timmy, "Please be careful, Timmy." At those words, she kissed him on the cheek. Timmy was in heaven. A. J. and Chester both shook their heads at their love stricken friend. Wanda was grinning ear-to-ear as was Cosmo and Poof. Chester said, "We will lower you down slowly." Timmy nodded. Chester lowered Timmy down with the help of A. J. and Trixie. Just when things were going smoothly, the rope broke and all four kids fell down from the rafters and landed on top of the band member holding the white wand guitar. Wanda looked at the rope and told Cosmo, "Cheep rope. I sure hope that the kids are alright."
We go down to the stage. Gene spoke into the microphone, "Okay, let's hear a guitar solo." The spotlight went on and they saw the four kids and Timmy was holding the white wand guitar. Paul asked, "Who the heck are they?" Chester asked, "Uh, would you believe that he's the Chosen One and we're his team?" The band asked, in unison, "The Chosen One and his team?" Just then, Kiss poofed up some weapons to defend themselves. Trixie started asked, scared, "So, you don't believe….?" Gene stated, "We are the galactic guardians of the white wand." A. J. said, "We thought you were Kiss!" Paul told him, "That's our day job. We've protected the white wand for centuries." The group was surprised, as you can tell.
Timmy stated, "Centuries wow. You're older than you look." Paul pointed towards his face and asked, "Why do you think we wear the make-up?" Gene explained, "And we knew that one day an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen savior and his team would come to claim it." Paul finished, "If you're the Chosen One, you must prove it." The stadium started to shake as Timmy's head started to pound yet again. Paul added, "And you might want to hurry." Just outside, the Darkness and the Eliminators were on their way to the stadium. Timmy asked, "Okay, how do we prove it?" Gene stated, "Bequeath to us the chosen heartiness and this axe is yours to light the Darkness." A. J. scratched his head and asked, "What in the world is that supposed to mean?" Chester added, "Good question." Paul told them, "We were hoping that you all knew." Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof floated down from the rafters.
Wanda told Timmy, "Timmy, they can't give you the wand unless you recite the ancient creed or say some ancient code or something!" Timmy got annoyed as he was trying forget his pounding head. He responded, "But, we don't know any ancient code! All I know is that I was erased from everyone's memories, figured out an impossible Kiss riddle, got chased by MERF to get to MARF, only for you to tell me that I need an ancient code which I don't have…." Timmy got close to the microphone and finished, "Because I'm just plain old Timmy Turner!" As he said his name, it echoed a bit. Timmy turned to his friends and asked, "I just said my name out loud, didn't I?" Trixie nodded and answered, "Big time." Paul added, "And it kind of echoed a bit."
Just then, the Eliminators busted in. They blast at them, forcing everyone to hide behind an amp. Gene turned to the group and said, "Okay, we believe you. The white wand is yours." Chester smiled and said, "Awesome!" A. J. asked, "But, how do we use it?" Paul asked, "You're kidding right?" Trixie responded, "Well, we're new at this!" The Eliminators destroy their hiding place and the Top Eliminator said, "Show is over, Chosen One." Gene yelled, "The show is never over! Time to rock and roll!" They start to battle the Eliminators but the Eliminators make their weapons disappear. Paul pointed out, "Okay, all of our weapons are bye-bye." Timmy smirked and responded, "Not every weapon." He turned to Poof and pointed to the gadget on the Top Eliminator that looked like a teething ring.
He said, "Look, Poof! A teething ring!" A. J. asked, "What good is that going to do?" Before Timmy could answer, Poof chewed onto the ring and the Top Eliminator flicked the ring off as well as Poof. Both landed on the ground, safely. Timmy smiled at the sight while Chester said, "Remind me to keep a ring away from Poof." Trixie responded, "Done and done." Gene went over to the Top Eliminator and said, "Now, it is time for you to be eliminated!" At that moment, he took a deep breath and used a flamethrower to melt the Top Eliminator. Cosmo responded, "That's what I call bad breath!" More Eliminators come out of the melted metal and blast them. They all hide behind another amp.
A. J. turned to them and yelled, "You guys aren't the best guardians!" Paul responded, "Yeah, well you're not the best Chosen One and team either, bubs." At those words, the Eliminators destroyed the amp. Chester pointed out, "Well, we got to do something!" Trixie added, "Chester is right!" Timmy finished, "An army just isn't going to fall from the sky and help us!" Just then, Juandissimo's voice yelled, "That's what you think, Chosen Ones!" At that moment, the fairies showed up with bubble butts. Cosmo said, happily, "It's the other fairies! With bubble butts!" Juandissimo commanded, "Bubble butt brigade, attack!" At those words, they all popped their bubble butts and gummed down the Eliminators. Chester said, "Alright!" A. J. added, "They did it!" But the battle wasn't over just yet….