Valkyrie hates injections

"I really am sorry about that Valkyrie; I thought you would catch it..." Skulduggery trailed off his sentence as a rather grumpy Valkyrie Cain sat in the seat next to him, with blood dribbling down her face.

"I wasn't expecting that to fly at my face, AHH its sore!" Valkyrie had her head tipped back and her nose pinched.

"Oh well at least we got Sanguine, we also let Tanith have a few punches on him." This made Valkyrie smile.

After a short while Valkyrie turned to Skulduggery with a slightly creepy smile.

"You are going to get soooooo told off by Kenspeckle!"

"I know don't remind me."

Her nose didn't hurt anymore; it was just bleeding uncontrollably, so she slightly swaggered into the medical bay and almost laughed at Clarabelle's gawping reaction to the blood all on her chin.

"Oh Valkyrie, what happened now? Step into the cubicle. You. Pleasant. Wait." He almost growled the ending. Skulduggery resembled a child that got told no more sweets and trundled over to the waiting room with his head down, this made Valkyrie chuckle and he looked up and she swore he was sulking.

"So explain what happened again?" Humour clear in his voice as he finished cleaning Valkyrie.

"Well, basically we were driving along an empty road with Tanith and Ghastly in the back, they were making out again" She whispered "When we saw Sanguine walking along the pavement, I called this out to Skul and Tanith immediately jumped out and began punching him, Ghastly followed. Skul motioned for me to do the same and then shouted now. I had no idea what he was doing but it turned out he threw the spare baseball bat out of the window for me to go and hit Sanguine with. Let's just say it hurt alot. Everyone stopped and looked at me as blood started pouring out my face, then Skulduggery came over laughing slightly at how I was trying to stop the blood." She did an impression of a rabbit cleaning it nose making Kenspeckle laugh, it was a rare sound. "Tanith and Ghastly continued beating the crap out of Sanguine and then took him back to jail. To make the day even better, when we were going back to the Bentley, he threw the keys at me to catch and they hit me again in the face. He looked like a sad little puppy and went all quiet."

Kenspeckle couldn't stop laughing, making Valkyrie join in as well. His loud and joy-filled laughing echoed all through the medical bay, making Skulduggery come through feeling looking rather sheepish.

Kenspeckle continued chuckling, as he checked Valkyrie over. He noticed something on his file.

"Have you had a HPV Valkyrie, girls around your age have it. Even if your reflection has it, it won't transfer over to you."

"I think my reflection had it, I hated the memory."

"Ah! I shall go and prepare the needle in that case" Kenspeckle grumbled, back to his usual grouchy self, ignoring the last half of her sentence.

"Oh hell..." she murmured when she saw the size of the needle.

"What's the matter; you've defeated faceless ones, saved the world and rescued your best friend from a Remnant. Why did you flinch at a needle?" Valkyrie mumbled something unintelligible.

"Sorry Valkyrie what was that?" Skulduggery asked leaning in close to her face, if he had a face it would have a massive grin.

"I don't like needles, they scare me..." She looked pale and truly scared. Skulduggery melted and sat on the bed next to her and held her hand.

Kenspeckle came back after hearing their conversation and got it over with as fast as possible. It hurt more second time round and she did her best not to cry. Skulduggery tilted his head to the side, she knew he was trying to comfort her and she rested for a few hours, with Skulduggery next to her...

HEY! If you haven't noticed yet I kinda like Valduggery but I also ship Valith, Fletcherie, Chalkyrie and Ghalith! Hope you like it! R&R!