Dear Readers,

I'm sorry it's been so long since I've updated this story, I had hit a snare with where to go next and also been busy with all the holidays coming up. Thank you all for your patience and I will be back to updating more often. Again, thank you all for your patience and I hope you enjoy more of the story.

~ YaoiGoddess22

Sun light shined over head as birds chirped happily. It was a nice day, at least to the animals and adults it was. Seven year old Stuart was sitting on his front steps, yawning as he waited.

No, it wasn't the bus he was waiting on, but Murdoc. Since they became best friends, the two pretty much did everything together. Heck, Murdoc even sleeps over whenever it wasn't a school day.

The brunette rubbed his eyes as he tugged at his shirt a little. He was wearing a blue t-shirt with a dog on the front with jeans and black-white shoes. His back pack was bext to him, it was a Spider-man one.

The seven year old looked up to smile as he saw his friend. Seven year old Murdoc was wearing a black hoodie with gray jeans and black boots. His bag was the same one he's had since kindergarten.

Ya, his Dad never gets him anything new.

"Morning Mudsy." smiled Stuart. "Bullshit is what this is, its too f #king early." yawned Murdoc. "I know, but we still gotta go." sighed Stuart.

The younger boy got up and followed his friend towards the bus stop. "So, straight to the clubhouse?" asked Stuart. "Of course, what else are we supposed to do?" asked Murdoc. Stuart laughed happily as they soon came to the bus stop.

Other kids were there and they sat on the bench. "Is your old stop this crowded?" asked Stuart. "I guess, haven't been there since my first week here." said Murdoc. It was true, after becoming friends with the cheerful brunette, Murdoc started walking five blocks to his house only to walk another block to this stop.

'Better than being stuck with Hannibal and his crew.' thought Murdoc.

The bus soon arrived and the two got on to take a seat in the middle. "So, got what I asked for?" asked Murdoc. Stuart nodded to open his bag to pull out a package labeled mentos.

"What are they for?" asked Stuart. "Seriously, you don't know what happens when you put mentos in diet coke?" asked Murdoc. The brunette just shakes his head and the older kid rolled his eyes.

"When you put these in diet coke, it causes the soda to turn into a geyser, which will also spray our teacher's face." snickered Murdoc. Stuart laughed at that to pause.

"Wait, what if we have a nice teacher?" asked Stuart. "No such thing, except Ms. Winters, but seriously Stu-pot, when have we ever had a nice teacher since kindergarten?" asked Murdoc. The brunette was silent to start nodding.

"You're right, but what if we get caught?" asked Stuart. "We won't, trust me, we'll be in the room before anyone else gets in there." laughed Murdoc. Stuart smiled and trusted his friend.

After all, Murdoc hasn't been wrong before.

They soon arrive at school and the two hope down off the bus. They walk in to see all the kids heading for the cafeteria. "Alright come on, let's do this." said Murdoc. He walked away with Stuart close behind.

"So, which teacher do we have?" asked Stuart. "Mr. Shepard, I heard from some of the other kids that he's a real jackass." said Murdoc. "How so?" asked Stuart. "Homework overload is what I've heard." said Murdoc.

Stuart looked at his friend to blow a raspberry. "What an ass." said Stuart. Murdoc laughed to pat his friend on the head. "Exactly, now come on, he won't prank himself." said Murdoc.

The two went in and looked around. "Wow, not only is he a homework overlord, but he's dull as f #k." said Murdoc. The classroom looked like any other, but it had no real posters except for the periodic table and a diagram of DNA.

"He has nothing but sciency things." said Stuart. "Ya, he's dull, he should be happy we're pranking him, might just bring some excitement to this...what's the word?" muttered Murdoc. "Boring ass bain of existence?" asked Stuart. "Not what I was really thinking but that's better." laughed Murdoc.

The two smiled at each other and head over to the desk to look around. "Here's the diet coke." said Stuart. He opened the bottom drawer more and Murdoc pulled it out. He twisted the cap off to grab and mentos and put it in the cap.

"Won't it go off before he gets here?" asked Stuart. "Nope, I'm gonna tape it to the top and have the main part on the outside, that way when he opens it, the tape will be pulled back, sending the mentos in(1)." laughed Murdoc evilly.

With the trap now in place, the two leave the classroom for the cafeteria. All the other students were already seated so the two just grab a random one in the back.

"Looks like we got back in time, the principal hasn't started yet." said Stuart. "Good, no one will suspect us now." giggled Murdoc.

The principal then stepped up and he began his usual speech of rules and new classroom stuff. Murdoc rolled his eyes and looked around the cafeteria. He spotted Ryan and his followers.

They weren't paying attention to the principal but to Ryan as he seemed to be telling a story. 'Most likely another of his bullshit I'm-richer-than-you stories.' thought Murdoc with an eye roll.

His gaze then went to Stuart, who looked to be close to falling asleep. He remembered how Stuart used to hang out with Ryan, but it turned out he only did it because he thought of Ryan as a friend, after seeing his true colors, nothing the rich boy could do would have made the brunette stay.

'Another reason the little bitch hates me, because I took one of his followers.' thought Murdoc. He peeked over again to see Ryan was glaring there way, well, he was glaring at Murdoc but his gaze seemed to hit Stuart more.

Sitting up straighter, Murdoc flipped him the bird. This of course pissed Ryan off who then snubbed them to return to his followers. 'Dumbass.' thought Murdoc.

He turned his head to pause as he saw a group of sixth graders. Hannibal was among them, listening in boredom as some other sixth graders tried talking to him. Murdoc looked away, not wanting his brother to notice him.'He better just stay the fuck away.' thought Murdoc.

The principal soon finished his speech and dismissed the kids to their classes. Stuart gets up and walks happily next to the Satanist(2).

"I can't wait to see our prank go off." said Stuart happily. "Ya, ya, I know, but when it happens and he demands to know who did it, remember, deny, deny, deny." said Murdoc. The brunette nodded and the two went in.

Mr. Shepard was a man in his early forties with slick back blonde hair. He was wearing a plain white dress shirt with black dress pants and shined dress shoes.

'Wow, he's even boring to look at.' thought Murdoc. "Alright kids, take your seats already." said Shepard. Murdoc took a seat in the back and Stuart sat with him.

Mr. Shepard then starts writing on the chalkboard as the kids sat silently. "Now, I'm going to do role call first, then we will get started on our first lesson." said Shepard. He picks up a clipboard and starts calling names.

When he calls them, his voice seems to drone on.

'Wow, he's putting me to f #king sleep.' thought Murdoc. "Murdoc Niccals, you here?" asked Shepard. "Ya, ya, hurry up, I'm falling asleep over here." growled Murdoc. The man looked up to glare at the kid. "I won't take sass in my class, Mr. Niccals, now moving on, Daniel Nole?" asked Shepard.

Murdoc laughed a bit with Stuart trying to hold in his giggles. "Ryan Rivers?" asked Shepard. "Present and ready to learn." said Ryan cheerfully.

Shepard nodded write down on his clipboard while Stuart looks to his friend. "Kiss ass." said Stuart. "Big time kiss ass, but what do we expect." said Murdoc, sticking his long tongue out. The two laughed a bit as Mr. Shepard looked up.

"Stuart Tusspot?" called Shepard. "Here, really wishing I wasn't." said Stuart. Murdoc laughed as he saw Mr. Shepard's eye twitch. "More sass, great, I feel I will have trouble with you two." said Shepard. The two friends just looked at him innocently as the man continued.

He finished to point to the chalkboard. "This week's lesson will be on microbes." said Shepard. Stuart groaned and put his head down while Murdoc just rested his head on his palm.

The lesson droned on like role call and it didn't seem to get any better. That was till Murdoc saw Mr. Shepard grab his diet coke.

Murdoc elbows Stuart to point. A big grin comes to the brunette's face and he sits up happily. The teacher doesn't realize this as he just twists off the cap.

He pulls the cap back which pulls the tape, dropping the mentos in. He lifts the drink towards his mouth when it sprays heavily out, soaking the teach from head to shoulders in diet coke.

The class is in an uproar of laughter. Though none were laughing as hard as Stuart and Murdoc. Mr. Shepard was furious and looked at his class.

Upon seeing the laughter of Stuart and Murdoc, he saw. "MR. TUSSPOT, MR. NICCALS!" yelled Shepard.

*~* GORILLAZ *~*

The school day was over and it found Stuart and Murdoc sitting outside the principal's office. "So worth it." whispered Murdoc. Stuart nods when the door opens and the principal comes into view.

The principal was an elderly woman with silver hair in a bun. She was wearing a gray pants suit.

"Mr. Niccals, Mr. Tusspot, please come in." said the principal. The two kids went in to see the office decorated with motivational posters, and bunnies. On her desk was a name plate which read Mrs. Summers.

"Now boys, Mr. Shepard says you two pranked him by getting his soda to spray in his face." said Mrs. Summers. "But we didn't." said Stuart sadly. "Ya, how do you even do that?" asked Murdoc in confusion.

Mrs. Summers looked at the two to smirk. "Your acting is improving, I'm not sure if you are telling the truth or not. "We are." whined Stuart. "Mr. Shepard is just mad at us because we gave him sass." sighed Murdoc.

"Well, someone put mentos in his drink, and Murdoc, you're a lot smarter than you let your teachers realize." said Mrs. Summers. "But I didn't do it." said Murdoc.

She then gestured to their bags and the boys handed them over. She examined Murdoc's bag, finding folders with papers and books, as well as a CD player and some Black Sabbath discs. She handed it back to check Stuart's bag. She pulled out the same things, only instead of a music player, she found a mini keyboard with a flute part in it.

"What is this?" asked Mrs. Summers. "It's a Melodica, I play it sometimes." shrugged Stuart. He took it and put it to his mouth to play.

A beautiful melody fills the office as the brunette happily plays. Murdoc is leaning back, enjoying to tune. "That was lovely, Stuart, and maybe you two are telling the truth." said Mrs. Summers.

"We are, Mr. Shepard again hates us." said Murdoc. The principal sighs and looks at some papers. "Alright, we'll look into it more, you two are free to go." said Mrs. Summers. The boys bid her farewell and walked out.

"Good work on deny, deny, deny." laughed Murdoc. "Technically I didn't lie, you set the prank up." laughed Stuart.

Murdoc nodded and they walked down the sidewalk. "Welp, time to hit the clubhouse, we lost half an hour to this hellhole." said Murdoc. "I'll race you." giggled Stuart.

With a smirk from Murdoc, the two raced down the sidewalk and towards the park.

A/N: Another chapter has been done. Anyway, there are some things I want to address in this chapter.

(1): I'm not sure if doing this would really work, I've heard a guy has done this and it worked, but I'm not too sure. It might be possible, but for this chapter I'm letting it be true.

(2): In the last chapter for Murdoc's birthday, I had it so he was a Satanist but Arttailfox021 pointed out he became a Satanist when he was sixteen. I had no idea, I always thought he was a Satanist. But since I already wrote it, for this story, which is an AU, I'll leave it as such. Again, thank you Arttailfox021 for letting me know.

Now that that's done, I'll see you all next time. So stay tuned and plz review.