Issues

"Alright, ready to hear my joke?" I asked. Now, to all of you reading this story, prepare to be blown away by the stupidest joke in the history of this whole entire universe and dimension.

"YES!" the Undertaker said.

"Okay, but first of all, do you know about that whole thing with Tiger Woods and his sleezy girlfriend ordeal that happened a couple years ago?" I asked.

"I may look old, but I do watch TV. So of course I know." the Undertaker replied, inspecting his black nailed finger.

I laughed, "Okay then." I then cleared my throat. "Here goes nothing."

The Undertaker turned all of his intention towards me, and I began my stupid joke. "What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?"

"What?" the Undertaker asked.

"Santa quits after three hoes." I answered. All the sudden, my house started shaking as if there was an earthquake, and I felt my eardrums quiver as hysterical laughter rang throughout the house. I saw the case of pencils on my desk roll off of it and spill everywhere. This went on for about five minutes, before the laughter died down and he was lying on the floor giggling.

I scratched the back of my head, puzzled. Was that really that funny?

I saw that everyone, including me, had been knocked off their feet by the Undertakers insane laughter. "What the crap are you?" I asked, scared, "The Earthquake god?"

"...Ho..." The silver haired man giggled.

Then I smiled, "Yeah I guess that one is kind of funny, in a stupid, immature way."

"Can we move this along now?" Ciel asked.

"Ah, yes." I said. "Alright, you've heard your joke, lets get out of here."

"Oh, but I forgot to mention, this raven cannot work while it is here," The Undertaker replied, standing up.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Everyone bellowed in unison.

"Heh heh heh! We all have to stand on the bed is what I meant." The Undertaker said.

"You're the devil." I muttered.

We all gathered on the bed. I noticed Finny and Ciel look over at my laptop with anxiety. The images from before were still burned into my nerves, so I could only imagine what they were feeling.

Nothing was happening, the Undertaker was just looking at the raven. I swear I could hear a frog RIBBIT outside my window. (You know how some people have mice problems? Well we have a frog problem. Yeah, I know, it's weird.)

I could hear Grell's loud breathing behind me, and it was beginning to annoy me. I have a pet peeve of 'consistent noise'.

"So...what do we do?" I asked, clapping my hands together. The sudden noise startled Meylene and she nearly died of a heart attack. I still got the vibe from her that I still scared the poop out of her. Finny was no longer scared of me, no instead he couldn't take his eyes off of me. I blew air up from my lip, so that my bangs flew up. Great.

"You have to take the raven now," the Undertaker replied.

"Um, okay. I just wish that you said that a couple moments ago, before things got all awkward and I had to listen to...breather over here," I tilted my eyes at Grell.

"Well you didn't ask." he explained simply. I glared, irritated.

"Okay little raven," I said gently to Obsidian when I took him from the Undertaker's hands. "Take us back to...where are you from again?" I turned to Ciel and Sebastian as I stroked the little creature's head gently.

"July twenty-third, 1888." Ciel responded.

"Sweet. Okay Obsidian, take us back to July twenty-third, 1888." I said to the raven. It looked up at me and squawked.

"What's your problem?" I snapped. "Ugh. How do we get it to take us there."

"You have to say the words, Denzina Ranca and then say the day that you wish to go to." the Undertaker answered.

"Denzina Ranca," I said. "July twenty-third, 1888."

All the sudden my feel flew out from under me, and I was surrounded by a black cloud, as was everyone else. I screamed, because I was terrified, and Ciel shouted something at me. I felt somebody grab me and scream, and then another person grabbed onto us. I looked to see that it was Meylene on one side, and Grell was hanging onto me for his dear little life.

I swear something hit me in the forehead, and I'm pretty sure it was Grell's hand, but whatever. I was about ready to pee my pants as well, so I let it slide. Just then, there seemed to be a bright purple light at the end of the swirling black cloud.

All the sudden it opened up, and I was flung into a room. I face planted into a wall, just like Po from Kung Fu Panda did when he was trying to get into the palace to see the Furious Five. It was very painful, I do not suggest face planting into walls, for it is very hazardous to your health, kids.

Then all of a sudden Meylene landed on me. Oh and then right after that, Bard slammed into us to add the cherry on the ice cream. My eyes felt like they were going to pop out of my head, my ribcage was about to collapse and smoosh my lungs like cake.

We slid off the wall, and for reasons I do not understand at all, I was at the bottom of the pile, when it should have clearly been Bard! I mean really, the whole law of gravity and physics could explain how that was supposed to go! Ugh. Double facepalm.

"ALRIGHT GET THE HECK OFF ME!" I screeched. I jumped up, flinging Bard and Meylene off of me like boogers. I huffed and puffed, and boy did I blow the place down.

"Okay, seriously, that girl scares me!" Bard explained, once he got up. He brushed dirt off of his apron. Meylene sat in a corner of the room, rubbing her head, and mumbling some drowsy gibberish.

"Oops..." I shrugged, no tomato could turn redder than my face at that exact moment. "Sorry..."

Ciel got up, and looked the room. The room was very large, and very Victorian styled. There was a big poofy bed, and it looked very soft. I had the sudden urge to sleep on it. There was a nightstand right by it, and a small desk at the end of the room. Huh, what a boring room.

"It appears that we have returned to our time." Ciel said. He looked over at a small wooden box on his desk.

"Don't look in there!" Meylene yelped.

"Yeah, I think that's the Pandora Box." I agreed. I realized that blood was streaming out of my nose, probably from the collision from the wall. I was just glad that none of my ribs cracked when Bard pounded into us.

"Ugh, I need a cloth of some sort." I said, pinching my nose.

"Here, take this one." Finny handed me a small white cloth. "Are you okay? It looks like it hurts! Do you need me to get anything else?"

I took it graciously and began dabbing my nose. "No, I'm okay. Thank you!" Wow, this kid was really sweet! He came on to my good side a lot better than that brat, Ciel. Ciel was still considered a brat in my mind.

"Sebastian, please see to it that she gets her nose taken care of, the sight of all the blood makes her look even more disgusting." Ciel ordered.

My jaw dropped. He just put the icing on the cake.

"GRRR..." I growled. I stepped forward and grabbed Ciel by the collar, "Listen up, pal. Don't you dare call me names, or I'm gonna pwn you like no other!"

Sebastian covered his mouth with his arm, trying not to laugh at his master. Nice! I had somebody who thought I was funny!

I let Ciel go, and he quickly hurried over to Sebastian. I was definitely beginning to scare him. Muahahaha.

I observed the room, and the great hall that rested outside the door. I was dumbstruck by the style of the mansion, and I felt like a total noob. It was really big, but it was really gloomy at the same time. I mean really, the place just screamed into my ear EMO with a megaphone!

And I was going to be stuck here for three whole flipping days.

I had just been pwned by bad luck.

Lol that chapter was my favorite chapter to write so far xD

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