THE BIRD CONSPIRACY THEORY
"GLaDOS!"
"What is it, moron."
"Not a moron. Anyway, I just realized something!"
"What?"
"The bird is playing us! It want's us to be friends! See, I followed a bird and I found Chell's relaxation vault. When you crushed me, the bird fixed me by pecking at my wires! Once, it pecked me, don't know why, and wasn't it a bird that pecked the mainframe and took control for a little while? It brought you, Atlas, and P-Body closer together, didn't it?"
"Oh My God!You're right! It grabbed me in Lower Aperture, forcing Chell to find me! It pecked me too, why did it do that?"
"It pecked us to help us find common ground. The bird really does want us to work together!"
"Ohmygod,ohmygod,ohmygod."
"We need to tell Chell."
"Yes, we have to warn her!"