Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Case of the Ex
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Edge, The Hardys, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: The ARK Angels of DX are filming a movie with The Rock in Los Angeles and Triple H decides he has to know who Stephanie McMahon's new love is. Jealousy rears its ugly head for Amy as Shawn wonders why his wife isn't paying any attention to him while her ex-boyfriends are.
Chapter Eleven – Together Apart
The Sandbox, 10am:
Amy woke up to a shouting match between Shawn and Hunter downstairs in the hallway. She kissed Rebecca Michelle's head and headed for the door when a bright light filled the room and the angel Rebecca appeared above her in all her brilliance.
"Rebecca!" Amy cried out and she wished she hadn't put Rebecca Michelle to sleep, "Couldn't you have come earlier I wanted Rebecca Michelle to see the woman she was named after,"
Rebecca looked over at the sleeping child and smiled, "I'll come back and we'll get to know each other another time, as for now we got bidness to take care of Amy," Rebecca said firmly.
"Bidness?" Amy said confused.
"Serious bidness baby doll, now sit your cute little toshie down and listen to me," Rebecca said and Amy crawled back onto her bed as Rebecca descended down to sit with her.
"Are you gonna tell me I should stay away from Shawn until he passes the test? Because if you are there's no need, Trish already filled me in with all the details," Amy said.
"That's not why I'm here Amy, I'm here to tell you to stay strong because so far, you're doing great – so far. In a few minutes Shawn's gonna march up here and he's gonna be feeling good and looking good and he's gonna ask you to make love," Rebecca said.
"He is? I better go brush my teeth then," Amy said smelling her morning breath but Rebecca held her down with her supernatural presence.
"No my dear you can't make love to Shawn, you have to say no and then you have to go for a walk," Rebecca said.
"Go for a walk?" Amy repeated confused, "Why do I have to go for a walk?"
"Because if you stay in the house after you turn Shawn down he's going to get a little upset and he'll lose his Anointing," Rebecca said.
"All because he doesn't get to have sex with me, that's stupid Rebecca. Why would God take his Anointing away from him because of that?" Amy protested.
"Because there's nothing Shawn wants more right now than to make love to his beautiful wife, and since I'm not around that leaves you and you've got no business having sex with Shawn while this test is going on," Rebecca said and Amy got annoyed.
"This ain't right Rebecca, why is God doing this to us? I've given my life to Christ can't God take pleasure in that, why does He have to bring our sex life into it?" Amy protested.
"You know why Amy and if you think less with your body and more with your spirit you wouldn't be asking me that," Rebecca said.
Amy sighed, Rebecca was right she did know why she couldn't have sex with Shawn, she would be a total hypocrite if she slept with him after what Trish told her and she would fail him as a wife and angelic sister in Christ as-well.
"I never realized that this test was gonna affect me so much," Amy said.
"And because it is affecting you so much you needed me to come down from Heaven and remind you what Shawn will lose if you don't do your part," Rebecca said, "So remember, when he comes up here just leave, take the baby for a walk,"
"Because if I don't I'm screwed in more ways than one," Amy said.
"Just think about Shawn's soul and where it will be if you say yes when he comes up here," Rebecca said and she got up and looked down at the sleeping Rebecca Michelle. She was cute but her real prize was in the making and Rebecca couldn't be more honored that Amy and Shawn decided to name this very special baby girl after her, "I'll be back for the Christening," she said to Amy who went to give Rebecca a hug but the angel ascended back to the Heavens and the light left the room.
The bedroom door suddenly opened and as it did Amy heard the sound of the DX Machine pulling away and she wondered where Hunter was going so early, if he hadn't left so suddenly she could have gone with him to wherever he was going. The last place she wanted to be was in the Sandbox alone with Shawn. How she made it to the closet without falling over was beyond her; how she made it out of the shower without him getting in there with her was beyond her, but how she got out of the room wasn't easy at all. As she went to pick Rebecca Michelle out of her crib she felt Shawn's warm lips press against her neck and his arms wrapped around her dress. As he started to pull the hem of her dress up with his fingers, the tender touch of his hands on her bare legs almost floored her.
"You'll never guess what I just did Big Red," Shawn said pulling Amy closer while kissing her neck more passionately while caressing her at the same-time.
"What did you do Shawn?" Amy asked trying not to drop the baby who was now awake and smiling beatifically at them both.
"I got Jeff Hardy his job back," Shawn said kissing the top of Amy's left ear and he smiled as she shivered at his slight touches, "Am I a good boss or what?"
"You're the greatest boss in the world, any wrestling company would be blessed to have you at the helms Shawn. That's why you're the Icon, the Main Event, the Showstoppa," Amy breathed, he was also the Best Kisser she had ever known but she dared not tell him that now or she'd never get out of The Sandbox.
Shawn started to rub up on her back and she felt Rebecca loosening in her hands and Shawn wondered why she was still holding her, "Why are you holding our child like she's attached to your wrists?" Shawn asked, "Put her down so we can make out properly," he suggested sweetly as he pulled her closer, "In case you hadn't noticed, I want to make love to you Amy,"
As he continued to pepper her body with hot kisses and wrap her up with deep embraces Amy could barely hear herself say the word she was under strict orders from Heaven to say but somehow she got it out.
"No," she said finally, "I'm talking the baby outside, we're going for a walk,"
Shawn smiled thinking Amy was kidding and he grabbed her by the waist and kissed her deeply from behind, Amy responded by elbowing him in the ribs, grabbing Rebecca Michelle and leaving The Sandbox in a steaming huff… she was sorry she had to resort to violence but as soon as she remembered what Trish had told her she couldn't stop herself. The thing that was about to happen now was the reason she elbowed Shawn and ran out of The Sandbox.
Shawn picked himself up off of baby Rebecca's bedroom floor and rose to his feet holding his now throbbing sides. He felt like a hero until then; he had just made sure Hunter didn't fire Jeff Hardy and he was about to celebrate with his wife who up until this point he thought loved him. Now he doubted that very much, she hadn't talked to him in almost 2 weeks and now she wouldn't even let him touch her. Her behavior confirmed what he'd feared: Amy wasn't in love with him anymore, she was pushing him away like she did every other man that ever loved her which meant there had to be someone else. But who, who was the sonofabitch who'd stolen his wife?
"Why is this happening to me Lord?" Shawn asked but as usual God did not answer the question Shawn had been asking for weeks. "Why would you bring me and Amy together only to tear us apart?"
Shawn fell to his knees, clasped his hands and begged God to answer him, "Its me isn't it Lord? I don't deserve a woman of God like Amy do I? Answer me Father please, don't leave me alone I need You right now!"
The Lord didn't answer Shawn and he fell face down onto his daughter's plush pink carpet and cried. Shawn didn't know what to do apart from go to work and train the Divas up and forget about the woman that for some reason didn't love him anymore. It didn't help that she was also one of the greatest WWE Divas of all time, maybe the girls at work could shed some light on his broken marriage and help him fix it.
Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte, NC at 2pm:
Shawn entered the Time Warner Cable Arena to a rousing ovation from the male locker room, headed by Edge, Matt Hardy and CM Punk.
"You're the man Shawn, come on everybody let's here it for the man who got Jeff Hardy his job back!" MVP yelled and the rest of the male locker room came out and they lifted Shawn over their heads and started throwing him up in the air.
"Man its getting hot in here," John Morrison said as he threw Shawn up and down with Cryme Tyme and R Truth.
"PUT ME DOWN!!" Shawn snapped and out of sheer fear the wrestlers dropped him and he landed smack on his butt.
Shawn's Righteous Indignation was acting up and Scott Hall couldn't help but laugh at the look of sheer terror on the wrestlers faces as his hair turned from honey blond to bright red.
"Easy Shawn, don't worry boys he's not mad at you. Go back to getting ready for RAW," Scott Hall said helping Shawn to his feet but even he couldn't withstand the heat of St. Michaels and he shook out his blistering hands.
"Who made you co-owner of the WWE, was it Hunter? He's pretty keen on making executive decisions without me these days," Shawn said staring at Hunter who was talking to Batista and Rey Mysterio. He didn't even bother respond he just ignored Shawn and his Righteous Indignation.
"Hunter didn't hire me Shawn he just wants you to talk to someone who's been through a lot of stuff, that would be me now come over here and let's talk about your wife," Scott Hall said and Shawn's eyes lit up the arena with a fire so intense it almost burned the skin off of Scott's face.
"Nobody mentions my wife understand? Not you, not Hunter and certainly no one in the male locker room, am I understood?!" Shawn roared and now everyone was really scared.
Hunter noticed that the wrestlers were now looking at him for an explanation but he couldn't be bothered to give them one; if he had to get used to Shawn's erratic and inexplicable mood swings so did they.
"We'll leave you guys alone to talk, come on guys to the ring!" Batista said and everyone followed him, they couldn't be happier to get out of there.
"I don't want to talk to him Scott so you might as-well go with the guys and have some fun, you sure ain't gonna have any talking to Shawn," Hunter said.
"What is that supposed to mean? I've had more fun with the Divas than we you two butt-inskys. So why don't you follow the boys and leave me and the Divas alone?" Shawn said and Hunter threw his hands up in frustration.
"The last thing you need to be alone with women!" Hunter snapped.
"And why's that?" Shawn asked.
"Because your marriage is in trouble, why don't you just tie Amy to a bull and wave a red flag in front of it?" Hunter said, "Until you let us help you Shawn, you're gonna lose her completely!"
"How do you know I haven't already?" Shawn said, "You're giving Lita a lot of credit all of a sudden,"
Hunter frowned, he was sure Shawn just called his wife by her ring name, "Did you just call Amy Lita?" he asked.
"Yeah I did, I used to think they were two different people but if the boot fits," Shawn replied and Scott and Hunter exchanged glances.
"Let's leave him alone with the Divas Hunter, we're not getting anywhere arguing like this," Scott Hall said.
"That's not a good idea," Hunter protested.
"Its better than your idea to fire Jeff Hardy," Shawn snapped.
"That's it I'm outta here – come on Scott, Dave wait up!" Hunter said and he stormed off with Chico in a huff, just like Amy did earlier on that day. Shawn had successfully driven his friends away and now that he was on his own, who knew what Hell was about to break loose.