It was 6:30. It was time for Lola to get home from the office. Sasori was currently taking a much needed 2 hour bath. He hadn't done such a thing in a while but it had been a hellish day from the start that this was the only thing that could possibly make it better. Hidan and Kakuzu were arguing about something upstairs and the house was relatively quiet…too quiet. Lola opened up the front door, closed the door behind her and wasn't 5 feet into the house when her briefcase hit the floor. She now had absolutely no control over any of her body…

Lola sighed. "Okay Chiyo…the jig is up…I know this is you…" Lola felt something grip around her tighter. "Chiyo! I know what this is! Come on…let me go!" There was a tighter squeezing and Lola's hand involuntarily to grip her neck. "Chiyo!! This is nothing new to me! I know about the…chakra string…things. I mean come on Chiyo do you honestly think I've never been tied up with….you know what never mind…JUST GIVE ME MY HAND BACK! Okay…now I'm choking myself more…" Lola argued with Chiyo.

"Hahaha! I've got the stupid whore bitch now! She can't dispel chakra strings! Hahaha!" Chiyo laughed her maniacal sinister laughter. "How do you like that! You can't escape now! You're my own personal whore puppet! I can make you do anything now!" Chiyo cackled.

"Okay, Chiyo I'm not sure where you're hiding right now and being….rather satanic…but believe me…I DO have a way of dispelling this…it just wouldn't be nearly as effective on you." Lola laughed nervously out loud even though her own hands were choking herself.

"I know you're a good for nothing lawyer! I hate lawyers…ALL OF THEM! NOW I'M GOING TO CHOKE YOU! Or rather…you're going to choke you. But don't worry precious, it won't kill you…just knock you out for a little while!" the obviously psychotic Chiyo announced.

"But Chiyo…I make a very decent living and I love my job and it's always been my dream to have a successful career!" Lola pleaded with her. Something happened because immediately Lola was released and Chiyo disappeared behind a slamming door. Lola, now in the floor from losing her balance looked around. "Okay first where the hell is everyone and second…what the hell was that all about?" she asked no one in particular. Lola got up from the floor and headed upstairs to change her clothes.

"Oh my god! I hate the leader!" Kisame shouted coming into the house.

"Kisame! Kisame is it finished?" Tobi asked eagerly.

"No Tobi…it's not!" Kisame said angrily. For the past three hours Kisame and Pein had been working outside on the installation of a hot tub. It was the leader's wonderful idea that they should install a hot tub by themselves without ANY professional help.

"Okay…Kisame why the hell didn't the leader just get the damn thing installed for us!" Pein asked.

"Because he thought my 'special aquatic touch' would be able to get this thing installed in no time! Well…HE'S WRONG!" Kisame said. "Just because I assembled an aquarium for him 3 years ago does not make me able to do this stuff!" he continued to rant.

"Alright….Kisame…we're going to need a screwdriver, a caulking gun, a sander, a leveler and we're going to need Konan to hand it all to us." Pein decided.

"Okay, let's get this stupid project done." Kisame said as they turned around to go back outside and hunt around for all the tools.

"Hi honey." Lola greeted the still soaking Sasori.

"Hi Lola…I'm so glad you're home. My grandma is going to kill me." He said with much fatigue in his voice.

"So, it's been a hard day today?" she asked as she sat on the bathroom counter.

"It's been a bit rough."

"Where's your grandma now? She tried to choke me when I got through the door and then I heard a door slam and now she's gone." Lola explained.

"Oh god…she tried to choke you…damn…chakra strings…" Sasori mumbled.

"You know at least she hasn't yet figured out that I'm from Connecticut. Since you know, she hates that state more than any other state…which god only knows why she hates that state more than all the others." Lola wondered out loud. Of course Lola had spoken too soon…

"SASORI! That whore is from Connecticut…the devil's state!" Chiyo busted into the bathroom interrupting…well everything.

"Grandma…how did you figure that out?" Sasori asked calmly.

"I asked Tobi!" she said.

"And why did Tobi tell the truth?" Sasori mumbled to no one really.

"I'll get you! I'll have my revenge on you...you…you dirty girl!" Chiyo said pointing a finger at Lola. She then left the room just as quickly as she had entered.

"I'm sorry Lola, I'm really sorry." Sasori said weakly.

"It's okay honey, it is." Lola reassured him.

Now during this time, Itachi, Deidara, Marisol and Dana had been gone for the past 2 hours shopping. They were due for a return…..oh there they are…

"We're baaaaaaaack!" Marisol yelled as they got through the door.

"Chiyo! We got you a heating pad! Come down here and check it out, yeah!" Dana yelled.

"Thanks Deidara, I really needed your help today. Ever since the incident with my brother I've felt insecure and less attractive." Itachi confessed.

"It's okay Itachi, yeah. I've told you a hundred times that if I were gay I would so be gay with you." Deidara said.

"What the hell does that have to do with the fact that I actually AM hot?" Itachi asked.

"Well, I'm just saying that you know I'd be gay with you because I'm hot AND you're hot so see, we'd be a hot gay couple, yeah." Itachi stared at Deidara a long time with narrow eyes.

"Oh yeah, okay I get it now." Itachi said. Deidara shook his head in agreement.

"Ooooooh a heating pad. Aren't you girls sweet. "How did you know I'd like a heating pad?" Chiyo hugged them both.

"We know how much old people like heating devices, yeah!" Dana said.

"Hey, where's Kisame and Pein? I just got back from the Home Depot…they needed crap for the hot tub." Zetsu said with his hands full of crap.

"OH MY GOD WE HAVE A HOT TUB! AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Dana and Marisol said in near unison.

"Okay, so on that note I'm going outside to find them." Zetsu said going back outside.

"Pein! On the count of 3 we push this stupid thing backwards. Ready…1….2….3….PUSH!"

"Oh god, oh god Kisame…..we did it! We finally got it in there! Of course….we broke our backs and I broke Konan trying to do it…but we did it!" Pein said panting.

"Pein…we kick ass."

"Hey guys, I got all these hot tub accessories and these tiki lights. We can fill the tub and treat the water." Zetsu said.

"Dude….not now the three of us killed ourselves just now." Kisame said panting.

"Come on Dana let's go change and make Chiyo get in the hot tub with us!" Marisol said pulling Dana up the stairs.

"Oh my god! This will be like so fun, yeah!" Dana said.

"I want to join, yeah!" Deidara said running after both of them.