Oh my lord, am I sorry for taking so god damned long to post the next chapter! Please, forgive me! –Bows deeply-

I have been so feakin' busy. I finished the finals (all A's with only a single B), and started semester two! Oooooo, new classes, hot distractions, choir, worrying about my friend and her suicidal actions-

You get the point. Well, on with the show! (Insert amazing arm gesture here)

Evra's POV

Well. To say the least, this magazine is interesting. Darren was looking at the condoms, when I noticed it sitting on the counter. I thought 'what the hay, May as well check.'

I'm starting to get ideas. I don't know if Darren would think that is good or bad…

Whoa. A Thought just smacked me in the face so hard I'm surprised to still be seated on the couch. Mr. Crepsley is sleeping or the day. In a vampire sleep, where almost nothing can wake him.

I silently slipped behind Darren; he was looking intently at the green packaged condom. That kind of stare that if he looked long enough maybe it would go away. My arms slithered around him from behind, he jumped a little before settling down and leaning into my embrace.

"Any reason why you are jumpy this morning?" he turned around in my arms, and slipped his hands behind my back.

"Were we not just walked in on trying to do the dead not long ago?" he countered.

"Good point." Since his back was turned, I grabbed some of the condoms from the counter and slid them into his back pocket. "We did get walked in on. This means we did not get to finish what we started." I pulled suggestively on the back pocket I just slid the condoms into, rubbing his but simultaneously.

He moaned, so a started to grope at his but, pulling him close enough to squish our penis' against each other. Before I cum in my pants, I think a little change in scenery is in order. To the bedroom!

The candles-although much smaller- still burned in various places around the room. Before dropping Darren on the bed, I made sure to pull his shirt up and over his abdomen. Backing up, I had to push him down again so he would not follow me. Slowly, my hips started to sway, and played with the shirt I had thrown on in haste, (which was apparently his…) I pulled my pants down to just where-if I HAD any. But, being reptilian, I sort of lack in the 'hair' area- my pubic hair would be seen.

I then slowly eased myself onto him, laying with my left leg at his hip, and my right knee at his crotch.

"mnnn. Evraaaa." Ok. If I wasn't hard before (which I defenatly was!) then I would have a raging erection now. I had to use a LOT of will power to not come in my pants as he moaned my name over and over. But I did rip his pants off…

"Darren, I need you to relax. And open your mouth" I offered my three fingers and he eagerly started to slick them up. Will power, will power, I am Trying my hardest to wait!

I pulled my fingers away and started to rub at his puckered hole with one of the now-lubed fingers. I retrieved his pants from beside up with the other hand and handed him the first condom there. "open please." He took it from me, almost opened it. The started laughing like a maniac.

"HAHAAAAHAHAH, y-you grabbed the c-chocolate one! HAHA" Darren pulled away from my and opened the condom. He then unzipped my jeans and pushed them down only enough to access me. the condom was placed between his teeth as he pumped me with both hands for a second, then he started unrolling it along my length.

Dared lay back down beneath me, and spread his legs a bit wider in invitation. Happy to oblige, I stuck my first- and now probably cold from being wet- finger into his tight virgin hole. He looked uncomfortable, so I started moving, and suddenly he screamed.

About to pull out, he grabbed my hand and moaned as he started to ride my finger. "Aim there! Ugnn, it f-feels so gooood"

I pushed the second finger in, and he went stiff again, but I did as told, and looked for the spot I hit before and started assaulting it. Adding the third finger, we did the pain to please process again. "Darren, I can't hold back any longer, can I put it in now?" I don't want to scare him away, but I neeeed this.

"Please! Do it already! I'm gonna come!" hmm, he asked for it. I removed my fingers to replace them at the entrance with my now artificially chocolate flavored manhood. Darren started to relax, breathing slowly, but heavily. Gently, I started to prod his entrance until the tip was in, then nudged bit my bit to the hilt. I could see the tears forming at the corner of Darren's eyes, and kissed them away. He nodded and I took it as the go ahead to move, so I pulled almost all the way out, before ramming back in and aiming for the spot he loved so much. OH gods was he ever tight! And warm! Not wanting to accidentally come and leave Darren unsatisfied, I picked up his neglected length and started to rub to the slow tempo I was not ramming in and out of his rear.

I just could not help it, when I remembered, I needed to ask. "Hey Darren, do you like chocolate dick up your ass?" before he could answer, I thumped back into him again. Picking up the pace, he is now moving in unison to meet me as I pushed in.

With one final cry, Darren came in my hand and all over both of our chests. As he did so, his but tightened and death gripped my penis, I only managed to hit his spot once more before exploding inside of him. We both rolled over so that he was on top, and I still had not pulled out yet. "I love you evra. And chocolate."

Smiling, I feebly wrapped my arms around him "I love you too Darren. Never leave me."

In this position, we both drifted off to sleep, satisfied, in love, and without virginity.

Im sorry, I just had to add the chocolate thing in there… cuz, ya see, my brother and his boyfriend made brownies. And the cutie brought me some. Oh. I think I forgot to mention, I STILL don't own Darren shan, erva von, or mr. Crepsley. But my birthdays coming up, so hopefully domeone will love me enough to do a fan-art for this for me C: I would die of happiness. Love, the Sibley.