Hello every one! I got my laptop back so updates should be much more regular. I am also really excited to write the next chapters after this because they are just bigger things, then we get into some deep stuff! Some actual aggers. So enjoy my long fluff while it lasts.

It Was Just Horrific

tuesday december, 21

7:00 p.m.

Well...its been a while. Oops. Quite a bit has happened since um, uh October 22nd. Dave and I are still together, we've had little fights but we always work it out before the day is even over. Tom came back and Jas went back to being wise woman of the forest again. The rest of the gang are still with their horn partners aussi. Well, Mabs and Ed almost split, and that was just one of the fiascoes that happened during our epic camping trip to Sexton.

Hmm, I might as well tell you what happened there. Because I love you all, but in a strictly non-lezzie way.

flashback:

friday november, 25

5:42 p.m.

Have just finished eating some incredibly crap camp food. It was even worse when some of the Foxwoods boys (yes they came!) started pretending the sausages were trouser-snakes.

Us girls thought it was great that they were coming, but get this. We had to come on separate buses, any partnering must be with the same gender, and we have to go to our separate tents on separate sides of the field at 8 o'clock! How sad and naff is that?

Our "chaperones" are hypocrites though. Herr Kaymer and Miss Wilson are sharing a tent! It is so unfair. They cuddle up and hold hands and it is disgusting! Like teacher porn.

But the aces and barmy's have a plan of course. We all are going to sneak into the woods to hang out for a couple hours (but not Jas and Rosie because their boyfriends aren't here and they said they would be goosegogs extraordinair). Brilliant, eh? All we have to do is sneaky sneak past the love birds.

Easy peasy.

five minutes later

hiding in a bush

It was all working out great until Ed bumped Mabs and she almost fell into a tent. Miss Wilson got all scared and was like "Oh Rudi (I know it is really his name, I was right!), I think I heard a wild animal! Go look over by the woods!"

Immediately we all jumped into the nearest bush, but we didn't all fit so Elle and Dec went into the one behind us. Dave somehow managed to jump in just so his head was squashed into my nungas. So you can imagine just how vair comfortable this is. And by that I mean its not. At all.

When Herr Kaymer got over to us he started poking around muttering things in German. He looked in the tent and then came out but must've tripped on a rock or bade of grass or something because the next thing we knew he was face first on the ground.

It was bloody hilarious! I had to bite my tongue, purse my lips, and put my hand over my mouth to stop from laughing. I still sputtered a bit, but it wasn't loud enough to notice.

Then Ed let out a laugh. It was loud too. Now Rudi is going to catch us and it'll be all his fault.

five seconds later

Thankfully the twitchy German one was having such a nervy spaz and f.t. that he didn't notice and just went twitching off back to his girlfriend.

one minute later

Safely in the woods far enough away to not be heard. We all started laughing. A lot. Well, at least that is what I thought, but actually someone was shouting. I quieted down and looked for the shouter.

It was Mabs. She was yelling at Ed and pushing him a little. He looked surprised and then angry. Oh no. This will not be good.

"I can't believe you Edward! All you ever do is joke around, you know sometimes you have to be serious! You almost got us caught back there! GOD." Mabs must be serious, she used his full name. That is like me calling Dave the Laugh, David.

"Yeah, but we didn't get caught did we, Mabsy?" Ed said in a mocking type voice.

"Hey, hey!" Dec stepped in. "Simmer down you guys."

"Get out of this Dec!" They both yelled.

"Geesh, okay then." He looked quite offended. "Come on Elle. Lets go somewhere, where its actually reasonably quiet." He took her hand and went off deeper in the woods.

"That sounds like a good idea." Dave said. Then he left, so of course I followed him. Jools and Rollo did too, so it was like a train thingy. Leaving the fighters to themselves.

They started back up again as soon as we passed a couple of trees. And it was worse then before. Looks like we'll have to deal with some heartbreakosity tonight.

five minutes later

Dave and I found a sort of stream thing and sat by it. Much like our last camping trip.

"You know what this reminds me of?" Dave said resting his head on my shoulder.

"What?" I asked lacing our fingers.

"The last camping trip when you fell in the river and then we snogged and I told you that I love you." He blinked his eyelashes on my neck a few times.

"I was thinking the same thing." I smiled. Our brains are so in tune. It is like we can just look at each other and have a conversation. Its vair groovy.

"I think we should do that again." Dave sat up and looked me in the eyes.

"Um, I am not falling into that stream David." He cringed when I said that. "Last time I hurt my botty a lot and my knickers got all wet! That is not fun."

"I didn't mean that Sex Kitty. What do you take me for? I would never want you to get hurt...but wet knickers. That sounds nice." Then he winked at me.

The cheeky minx! That was sooooo rudy dudey! I told him that. "You are so rudy dudey Dave!"

"Yes, but I am the Vatti so it is okay." He smiled and stroked my face. "I love you Gee Gee."

I just raised my eyebrows at him.

"Ah, come on. I know you luurve me too! And you know what you should do when you are in love with a biscuit like me?" He stood up and started grinning a lot. I'm getting a bit scared.

"What?"

"You yell it to the fish and birds and voles, Kittykat!" He ran over to a rock and climbed on top of it. What is he doing? I walked over to him

"What in the name of PANTS are you doing Dave?"

"What you should do." He smiled at me some more and then yelled vair vair loudly, "I DAVE LAUGHERY, AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IN LOVE WITH GEORGIA LILY NICOLSON! SHE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! I WANT TO SNOG HER FOREVER AND A DAY AND A HALF!" Then he jumped down and said, "Your turn."

Uh...

ten seconds later

On the rock proclaiming my love for Dave my laughy man.

"I GEORGIA NICOLSON, AM HEAD OVER PANTS IN LOVE WITH DAVID PAUL LAUGHERY! HE IS THE SEXIEST THING ON LEGS AND I WANT TO EAT HIS SHIRT! I WOULD DIE IF I COULDN'T SPEND FOREVER AND A DAY AND A HALF WITH HIM!" I looked down and he was grinning at me. I smiled back. I jumped down and Dave caught me in his arms.

"Thank you." He said.

"And thank you." I said.

"Forever and a day and a half starts now." Dave said and then he snogged me quite hard. Phowr.

7:00 p.m.

Back at the camp. Mabs is crying, she said that she told Ed that he was a stupid prat and that she couldn't believe she is his horn partner. So he said that he wouldn't be her horn partner then. She didn't really mean it though, because now she thinks she loves him. I can't remember the last time I saw someone so sad...maybe when I thought Angus died. Yes, she is that upset.

"Maybe you should just go tell him that you didn't mean it." Jools said putting an arm around her. "He really likes you, Rollo told me he said he thinks he loves you. So if you tell him that you do, then he probably will say it too."

Mabs blinked at her a few times. "You..sniff... think so...sniff sniff?"

"I know so." The rest of the ace gang all nodded and smiled at her.

"Okay I will."

"Wait!" Rosie said jumping up. "Maybe you should fix your makeup first."

"Oh err, yeah. I don't want to be all red faced." Mabs sat back down again.

ten minutes later

Mabs left to go talk to Ed. I do hope they can work it out because things are so perfect now what with all of the aces and barmys dating. Things would be so awkward if they split. Same with all of us... Its kinda like we're our own little family.

Speaking of the barmys, the three left over have been forced to come to our tent whilst Mabs and Ed "talk." Dec has decided to go all girly and gossip with Jas, Ro Ro, and Ellen. I think he is a really great boyfriend, sitting with his arm around Ellen, smiling at her dithering. I'm so glad she found him, the best part was I didn't have to feel bad about asking Dave to be my...girlfriend.

fifteen seconds later

"I have a great idea!" Rollo said all of a sudden. Hmmm, not to sure if an idea of Rollo's would be called "great."

"What is it?" Dave asked.

"We should go snoop on the fools in love!"

"Mabs and Ed?" I asked. I mean they're aren't many people worth snooping on here.

"No, Sex Kitty. Your crazy teachers." Oh, now Rollo is just taunting me.

"Ooh, that sounds like fun!" Jools said. I have a feeling she would say anything Rollo suggested was "fun." Even if it was to go and find some cuckoo spit.

"Huh, well it is something to do." Dave said. "I'm in."

So guess what I will be doing.

Yep, snooping. I wanted to anyway, it isn't like I just go anywhere Dave does. I have much more pridenosity then that.

outside the "teacher tent"

Jools, Rollo, Dave, and I have sat behind the tent so our shadows won't show up. Our plan is to stay here for about a half hour to see if they do anything exciting. Which I highly doubt.

Dave and Rollo think they will start snogging. I really hope they are wrong.

five minutes later

They were right. There are a whole bunch of slurpy and moany and groany noises coming from the tent. It is so gross. Like grossness personified.

The even worse part is that they are also saying, "Oh, Rudi!" and "Oh, Emma!" Yuck, yuck, yuck, YUCK!

Something just hit the side of the tent. Oh no. Now...now they, are, are...shedding, clothes! EWWWW!

More stuff hit the tent wall and there was more noise. Then something I will need to go to therapy for the rest of my life about: Miss Wilson started going, "Oh, Rudi! Ah, yes. YES!" And there was more grunting and rustling about. Then they did the yes thing at the same time for a long time. After that there was just some panting.

Oh my Lord Sandra! We have just heard Miss Wilson and Herr Kaymer getting to number ten! Eww, ew, erlack! Yuck, yuck and trice yuck! That is like the ultimate teacher porn. It was just horrific.

I looked over at the others. Jools looked just as horrified as I felt, and the guys looked very amused. I'm surprised they're not laughing... Well, this is not a laughing matter. This is a puking matter.

I sat there in shock for a bit and then just stood up and started walking back to the tent. I heard more footsteps behind me. So I guess that they had had their fill of that too. But as soon as we got about a hundred feet away Dave and Rollo started laughing like loons.

I kept on walking and just sat when I got back in the tent. Jools did too. I cannot speak that is how traumatized I am. I shall be scarred for life.

two minutes later

Dave and Rollo came back in our tent avec Mabs and Ed, who were all snuggled up (guess they made up then).

Then Rollo said, "I think Miss Wilson may love the Koch family!" And then Ed, Mabs, Dave, and him all started laughing.

two seconds later

Jools and I have started smiling at each other, I'm also sputtering a bit.

I lost it when Dec said, "What 'Koch' is Miss Wilson loving?"

end flash back

I told you that our camping trip was epic. I still can't look at either one of them without their "Family Koch Time" as it came to be known, creeping into my mind. Ugh.

So what else has happened. Oh yes! How could I forget that?

My sixteenth birthday! It was amazing. I had a vair coolio party with a bunch of people and Sven was the DJ. I got new clothes and Jas even got me an iPod nano! It is purple and has "To Gee, my bestest pal forever and ever. I love you!-Jas" I was so thankful that I didn't even cal her a lezzie for putting 'I love you' on it.

Dave got me a really pretty charm bracelet. There is a kittykat, a :P face, and the word SNOG on it for charms. I love it. A LOT. I only take it off to go to bed or to shower. It is vair special.

The day after my birthday, I realized that it was made of white gold. I thought that was absurd so I went to tell Dave to take it back. Thats the day Dave and I became like, 76% closer.

flashback:

thursday november, 10

4:10 p.m.

Walking with Dave and Rosie. I'm going to Dave's so I can make him take the bracelet back. I mean white gold? That is crazy. It must've taken all off his money!

"So what are you groovers doing?" The Viking one asked.

"Just hanging out at Dave's." I smiled. Even though I am a bit mad at him I still can't not be happy at the thought of spending time with him. Wait, thats not right, is it? Oh I don't know and I don't care.

"Thats cool. I think I must be off though. I heard some shouting and yodeling from the woods. That means Sven's calling." Then she ginned her mad Rosie grin and ran off. She and her bo are deffo the weirdest people in town.

two minutes later

"So Kittykat, was there any particular reason you wanted to come over?" As we went through his gate.

"Err, well, yeah there was." I sighed then grabbed his hand and pulled him into the house and up the stairs to his room.

"You wanted bed snogging?" Dave asked raising an eyebrow.

"No." I said irritated. "Not everything is about snogging Dave. I want to talk to about this." I pointed to the ludicrous thing on my wrist.

"What about it? I thought you loved it?" He looks confused, like he doesn't know that buying someone gold jewelry is insane.

"I do, its just... Is it white gold?" He looks even more confused now.

"Yeah. Why?"

"Because Dave! You don't have to spend all of your money on me! Or your Mum's! Since she is the only one who makes money. I don't want to be some debt causer!" My words came out with an edge. Not yelling, but close.

Dave gave a small halfhearted smile. "Gee, you didn't cause us any debt. We have money, don't worry about that."

Huh?

"What do you mean? Is your dad a millionaire that pays loads of child support or something?" That is the only logical thing I could think of. I know Dave doesn't have a job and that Grace doesn't make that much.

"Well, you've got half of it Gee." Dave sighed. "My dad was a millionaire, a secret one though."

What? Thats even more confusing. I told him that. "Dave you're just making me more confused."

"Haven't you ever wondered why you've never met my dad or hear me talk about him?" Actually I haven't even thought about why that is.

"Well, not really. Still why is that?"

"I don't tell this to a whole lot of people Kittykat but..." Dave's face grew serious, vair unlaughish. Looks like I've hit a sensitive subject. "About five years ago on my birthday, my eleventh birthday, my family was all together. Mum, Dad, Jane, and I. I had got my first footie ball and I loved it so much that I played with it all that day and the next. Jane, Dad, and I were playing and then Jane kicked it really hard onto a spike or something and it ripped.

"I got really sad and so Dad said he would go get me a new one. I convinced him to do it right then." Dave took a really deep breath. He sounded sad really sad. This cannot be going somewhere good. "That, that was the last time that I ever saw him. It had been a couple hours since he had left and Mum started to get really worried. Then she got a phone call and told me and Jane to go upstairs. We did but stayed on the stairs to hear what was going on. We heard some 'Oh my's' and then crying.

I knew right then that something had happened to Dad. Something bad. So I went down stairs and saw Mutti was really crying. I went over and demanded to know what was wrong. I already knew though." Dave sniffed and I noticed his eyes were starting to water, then I felt mine start to. "She couldn't talk wouldn't tell me. Just kept crying. Then there were a lot of police officers and insurance people at our house.

"They told Jane and I that he had...he." Dave stopped and wiped at his eyes. My tears started to fall over then. His voice grew bitter. "They told us a bloody drunk had been driving on the wrong side of the road and, and hit him. Head on. Killed him instantly, and the drunk dude, he lived. What kind of justice is that? He just had to go to jail for a few years, but he deserved life." He stopped and shook his head and then his voice was sad again.

"The officers found the footie ball in the car and gave it to me. It was slightly singed but it didn't matter because I would never use it. It is the only thing I have to hold on to him with." Dave rubbed his eyes again. "A couple weeks later we found out that Dad had a secret savings account that had millions in it. He also had a secret will made out for it and he said to just give it to Mum, Jane, and I. So since then, we've been 'rich' but we don't go all out with it. I never let it really depress me because I knew that he wouldn't want that. Thats why I'm such a laugh, its for him. What happened made me who I am.

"Hmmm..." Dave sighed shakily. Then he stood up and went over to his closet and started looking for something.

I wiped my eyes, I shouldn't be crying. I should be comforting Dave. I can't believe that happened to him, those things shouldn't happen to good people like the Laugherys. I understand why Dave sounded so mad when he was talking about the drunk guy who hit his dad. He is the one who should've died.

Dave came back then and he had two footie balls with him. One looked new and the other used but not old. "These are the footie balls. See the rip on this one and singe on this one?" He showed me the different spots on each ball where it was damaged. "I haven't looked at these in forever." Dave frowned. "Your the first person that I've ever showed these to." He looked into my eyes and I saw that tears were going to spill out of his any second.

"Oh, Dave." I threw my arms around him and he buried his face in shoulder and started to cry. I just held him and cried a bit too. Occasionally I said stuff like, "I'm so sorry." And I also did say, "I love you so much." I don't know how long we stayed like that, but I knew that it was really good for us. I felt like I knew Dave on a much deeper level and that he had shared a huge part of himself with me. Now we have both seen each other be weak, and we both know we can help the other get strong again.

Dave's tears started to slow down and then stop all together. He hugged me really tightly for a minute then let go and looked at me. "I'm not sure if I should say sorry or thank you."

"You don't need to be sorry. Its okay...thats a really, really hard thing to go through. I don't care if you cry, it shows me you're a strong person, and I want you to be happy." I said with a little smile. "If you ever need anyone to cry to, don't be scared to come to your girlfriend. I like it."

He smiled back at me. "I really love you, Gee." My heart jumped as it aways does when he says that.

"I love you too, more and more all the time." Woo, that sounds cheesy. Well, I'm just a bit of a cheese ball when it comes to luurve.

Dave laughed a little and then leaned in and snogged me, number five.

thirty seconds later

Number six.

five seconds later

And a quarter, lip nibbling. Mmmmm.

ten minutes later

Also some number eight.

end flashback

See what I mean? That was a HUGE leap in our relationship. I understand Dave so much more now and he feels more comfortable with the sad stuff around me.

Nothing else that big happened, except that Elvis is officially retired. There was a going away party for him and the gang reminisced all our favorite memories of him. I even went up and made a mini speech saying that he was a great laugh and thanks for letting me use his wheelbarrow last year. I almost cried a little. I will miss all the comedy opportunities he provided.

Otherwise school has gone as well as it normally does. I got all As and Bs last term. M and V were vair happy with me and said they would get me an extra special chrimbo prezzie. I think I might try to get these kind of grades more often then.

It is winter hols right now and guess what? IT SNOWED! So now there will be snow for Christmas! It is supposed to snow almost all week in little flurries, so it is basically perfect weather.

I'm meeting Dave's sister tomorrow, I am vair excited. From what Grace and Dave have told me she sounds really cool. I'm also meeting some of his other family on Christmas, and he will be meeting mine. And by that I mean even Uncle Eddie, Cousin James, Granddad, and his knitted bride Masie.

All in all vair excited for the next couple weeks until Stalag 14 starts back up. I fink this will be one of the best Christmas' ever, its even Gordy's first birthday!

All I can think of is that song, "What a Wonderful World." Yes, it is a vair, vair wonderful world.

Okay so a pretty fluffy ending... But this did have some aggers in it. It did. I am hoping to get the next chapter up soon because it is October and October is a wonderful month. I stayed up all night last night for a sleepover and am writing this as she is sleeping, so I haven't slept since... 6:00 a.m. yesterday, that is 28 hours! Woo, I think thats the longest I've ever gone. So get reviewing for my hard work! I put of sleep for you! :P

Luuurve,

Chaela xxx