A/N: Here's some great parenting skills
RWBY Animated Adventures
Summary: A collection of unrelated RWBY fics based off of the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.
*Parenting 101*
RTAA: Expert Parent
Taiyang was having a bad day.
He couldn't get his youngest daughter, Ruby Rose, to use the toilet like her big sister.
He tried everything.
No, really.
And he hated having to clean up poo from Ruby's clothes.
Even more than Port hated people mocking his facial hair.
So, what was the blonde puncher going to do?
He was going to call in the one person who his kids would definitely listen to.
Drunkle Qrow Birdy Branwen.
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Qrow sighed as he plopped down on the couch in the living room, turning on the TV. The girls had been difficult, to say the least.
Yang ended up on fire when Tai tried to cut her hair.
Someone should've made Smores or something.
But the most difficult was none other than Ruby Rose herself.
He thought Taiyang was kidding when he said that Ruby didn't like to use the bathroom.
Qrow wished it was a joke instead.
It was a crapshow.
Literally.
But Qrow had an idea.
"Hey, Ruby!"
"Yes Uncle Qwow?"
"You like bears, right?" Qrow asked.
Ruby nodded yes.
"Well, bears eat poop, and live in the toilet," Qrow explained. "So by not going to the bathroom, you're starving the poor bears."
"Oh my Oum! I'll go from now on! I can't hurt the bears!" Ruby sped into the bathroom, and Qrow folded his arms behind his head.
"Hehe... it's easy being a parent. I don't get what the fuss is about."
A/N: So gonna do this to my kids LMAO