Prompt: Smoke
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Puck made a mistake. Finn can't stop laughing. That's his mistake.
Finn couldn't stop laughing.
Puck, with an aggravated look on his face, punched the taller teen's shoulder hard enough that it would stay bruised for a week. "Shut the fuck up. It's not funny."
Between fits of laughter, Finn responded with, "Come on, man. It kind of is."
Puck gritted his teeth. Smacked Finn's side. "It's not! God, this is the last time I tell you anything. You're such an assclown."
Finn's grin just widened. "Well, if you'd just hold back on the cigarettes, then you wouldn't…" he had to trail off, giggles bursting from his lips.
Puck growled out, low and dangerous, "If you don't stop laughing, I'll make you." This showed he was feeling generous; usually he didn't give Finn a warning.
Too bad Finn was stupid.
He kept laughing to himself, holding his sides. And that's when Puck pounced.
He pushed Finn down, hard, then punched Finn's side. A gasp escaped from Finn's lips, but a trickle of laughter could still be heard. Well, maybe he didn't respond to violence.
Puck tried a different tactic, placing his mouth over Finn's still-grinning lips. All that got him was a split-lip; he should have learned by now it was pointless to try to kiss Finn when he was laughing.
Finally, Puck did the only thing he could think of. Holding Finn down, he stuffed a hand down Finn's pants, grabbing the taller teen's dick. Silence.
Puck smiled to himself, looking down at a now-silent Finn. "Yeah, that's right. And what if I…" he moved his hand up and down, warranting a choked gasp from Finn, yet no more laughter.
Puck had won. As Finn's fingers grasped Puck's biceps, eyes shutting of their own accord, Puck made the mistake of speaking. "Besides, I didn't actually burn the school down. That idiot who walked in on me saw the smoke and just pulled the fire alarm."
Peals of laughter escaped from Finn.
Grinning dangerously, as he was still holding Finn's dick, Puck sighed. "Will you never learn?"