Disclaimer: Is it bad after all this time I never clearly stated I do NOT own Hetalia? Thought it was obvious...
Switzerland and Japan cough slightly under the Holy See's hard glare. The two return to their collected postures and try to hold in their joy as the ceremony starts.
Japan feels more uncomfortable than he would normally as he can almost feel the dark look from Holy See and sighs.
'I really wonder what on earth the appeal to Christianity is with a nation as fearsome as this... I hope I am not doing something wrong. I... Hm?' Japan starts thinking before he feels and over his giving a light squeeze. A slow smile reappears on his face as he feels himself grow sure he wants to do this and squeezes he hand back. A little guilt appears in Japan's smile as he barely listened so far and it was now time for the vows.
In truth, neither had prepared anything traditional or symbolic as Switzerland coughs lightly in worry. The two turn to face each other and get almost lost in the other's gaze before another cough is made from Holy See's area. Switzerland is first and begins to wing it.
"Since I hadn't actually written any vows for you yet, I want to first say thank you, Kiku. I never really did think I would ever get close enough to even consider something like this. Personally, I think you must be getting a little sloppy in your choice of lovers, because I know someone as wise and beautiful as you should not settle for a trigger-happy farm boy. I, Vash 'Switzerland' Zwingli swear to do all in my power to cherish you. For Japan, Switzerland can forget neutrality! You mean more to me than that old title! I love you, Kiku 'Japan' Honda."
Japan almost chokes on his spit when Switzerland finishes his part. Everything is so wrong about that speech! Japan's face was red with angry embarrassment by the time he began his own on-the-spot vow. Japan would have to show Switzerland how much he really means to him.
"Please, Vash. You give me too much credit! You are far from any farmer. You are the the only person persistent enough to ever actually get me up here. If there was I time I felt I must speak my mind, it would be now. I will leave my private shell and I want to open my very soul for us to be together! I, Kiku 'Japan' Honda, love you, Vash 'Switzerland' Zwingli."
The crowd remains quiet for the most part as the two turn even redder and embarrassed staring desperately at the other.
"And so then, do you, Vash 'Switzerland' Zwingli, take Kiku 'Japan' Honda as your holy and sacred wife?" the Holy See asks knowingly.
"I do." Switzerland replies without a second of hesitation.
A small nod before he continues. "And then do you, Kiku 'Japan' Honda, take Vash 'Switzerland Zwingli as your holy and sacred husband?"
"I do." Japan responds almost just as quickly, not minding the wording in he least.
"Than you may now kiss the bri-" Holy See begins before cutting himself off at the sight of Japan practically slamming his and Switzerland's lips together for a deep kiss. The reclusive island nation may not be the most fluent in Western traditions, but he at least knows what comes next in this part of a wedding.
The observing nations hardly hold back on their whistles and cheers as the two lovers almost trip in their make-out frenzy with much camera clicks coming from Hungary's area and some silent sobs from China wondering what happened to his good little Japan. Other nations were more collected like Sweden and Finland with their smiling and soft claps, already knowing the two were in for a successful marriage. Greece smiles at the pouting Korea and pets him like a cat telling him there are other breasts in the world to claim with a kind smile. Then of course Prussia just took it as a sign to start claiming some vitals and quickly turns to grab Canada before Switzerland shoots a bullet through the crowd screaming for everyone to calm down.
Everyone wonders, but dare not ask, how Switzerland brought and hid the gun and just follow the order civilly. Japan laughs genuinely at all the guests scared faces and only watches as his lover calms the riled crowd, secretly planning to buy off those pictures from Hungary.
"Oh come on, everyone! Lighten up! The after-wedding is through the hall! The two lovers got more to this party than that! Let's go!" America announces opening the door to the main section of the hotel.
Everyone leaves slowly to the after area and leave Switzerland and Japan alone for a little as they exit first.
"So... That was some kiss... That mean you don't regret anything yet?" the Swiss asks with a small smile.
"Yet? Vash, I do not there will ever be a time I will regret this union. Even if the whole world falls and our nations deteriorate, then I will still be Kiku Honda. Wife of Vash Zwingli. I... Am so happy with this decision! I love you!" the small Asian cries out before pulling his husband down for a sweet kiss.
"Big brother, I think this sort of behavior is starting to become a bad influence on me. As happy as I am for the both of you, come on! Your guests are waiting and Italy looks like he is getting hot in his suit. Germany cam barely keep the clothes on him!" Liechtenstein cut in with an innocent worry-face look.
Japan laughs a little more as he sees his love run into he other room with his gun already drawn. Something is telling him that he should really go make sure no one dies as he bows lightly.
"Thank you for the information. I can only hope no one dies tonight..."
Liechtenstein smiles and nods "Well as the wife, I hope you can handle brother. Good luck and I really am so happy for the two of you... And I hear gunshots..."
In a union sigh the two head over to the other room in hopes to stop a rampaging Swiss and streaking Italian.
...~Hours later~...
"A-All become o-one with Mother R-Russia!"
"What 'er ya s-saying, ya stoopid commie! Ev'ryone knows yer da daddy!"
"H-Hey! Sdop making o-oud, you two! Dis ees a wetting! Nod a place fer yer childish behaver! Ve sdill have cake und presends!"
"Veeee! Germany! W-We didn't eat the c-cake? C'moooon~ le-let's-a gooo!"
"Yeah! Cake t-totally originated in Korea! G-Greece! Wet's eat!"
"Nyyyn~ No thank youuu~ I'm too tir'd to go ov'r there. I'd rather just eat you.
"Aiyaaaa! What is it with my children picking European lovers? Th-they're not healthy! Barbarians! Oh, where did I teach them wrong?"
"What hell saying you, China? We Europeans 'er SEXY! Look at France! Whooooot! Yeah you sexy git! Take it off! Whoooooo~!"
"Ah~ mon cher~! You're so much more voiceful when you're all intoxicated! I'll get you even higher on me soon enough, mon amore~"
"Mmm! N-no! Vashy-chan! I want to o-only see you nekkid! I no wa-want pervy France to strip! Y-you're my only! An' c-can we have cake! 'Meri said h-he made it! L-look! It'ssss all purddy an' whiiiiite and reeeeed~!"
And finally Switzerland is able to pull his mouth away from Japan long enough to use it for yelling at all the drunken guests. If not a bit tipsy as well, though.
"ALRIGHT YOU DRUNKEN IDIOTS!" he starts out aiming his gun at France almost instinctually. "Time for y-you bastards to all c-calm down and us eat some most likely toxic cake!"
Despite the loud groan chorus throughout the room, most everyone gets up quickly and tries to sober themselves as best they can around the quad-layered more or less normally white and red colored cake.
The cake was actually a sweet though with every layer colored in a different combination of Switzerland/Japan designs. Japan kept quietly to himself as he stared at the top square in a simple white with a red cross in the center, out of all the ideas, that one was his favorite. In opposition, Switzerland's favorite was the second to last part with an all red coating and white circle in the center.
"Do you want to do the honors?" Switzerland asks to Japan holding the cake knife in his hand naturally.
Japan blushes and shakes his hand. Their wedding or not, he still did not want to drag the attention to him any more than necessary and just stands like an awkward doll beside his now husband with a content smile.
Switzerland takes this as an opportunity to place a small peck on Japan's cheek before he goes to make the first slice for the drunk, impatient nations.
The drunken crowd cheers indecently at the two before the Swiss nation giving them a dark glare and holding out the first piece, appearing to be some sort of chocolate-cherry ingredients inside and continues his work.
After a few minutes everyone finds random spots on the floors, or walls, or on actual chairs if they had enough sense to actually fix a knocked over chair.
"This is good... I'm happy. I'm really happy, Kiku" Switzerland confesses with a content smile as he finishes his cake.
Japan blushes and gives a small nod to his husband as he reaches out fir the paler hands. "Yes. It is but... I think it is time for us to be alone. Our guests seem to be tired and near indisposed, I think it would be best to open our gifts and... be alone." the small Asian suggests, the flush in his cheeks even redder.
The Swiss quickly understands the subtle hint and nods Beira leaning down to steal another kiss. Granted, it is upsetting that his wife still refuses to ask outright for sex but it is at least an improvement and he cannot deny what a certain blushing Japanese nation did to his southern mountains.
"Yeah, let's round up the idiots for our free stuff and kick their wasted asses out."
America helps gather everyone up and is first to give something.
"Now I know you never said you needed one, but it just so sooo you, me and Vanya had to get it for you! Open up!" the loud blond announces proudly as he sees Japan make the first piece of tape unfold neatly.
Switzerland watches impatiently with a low growl as he wants to tear the paper to shreds. Being a present America loves for them, it was most likely something very stupid and impractical. As the paper finally came off to reveal the small 'welcoming' mat, it took every ounce of restraint not to charge at the idiotic American.
"Get the hell away from our house, you damn invaders! Let us be or we'll shoot you into Swiss cheese!" Japan reads aloud trying to keep a neutral expression and contain his smile as he can see his husband already eying his gun.
England and France quickly pull their common senseless colony quickly away before each dropping off a small box by the two newlyweds and scattering off to the distance.
Switzerland examines the Frenchmen's gift for all but the seconds before realizing the naughty contents and throwing hard in the direction he ran in. Japan pouts at the feeling of having lost something that could have easily helped them later in private. Still, it's not as if he was entirely sure what was inside and if his love was angry, it's best to let him try killing the object of his anger.
With slight hope in him, Japan reaches for England's present and unwraps it as neat as the first. Inside are two simple hand stitched handkerchiefs with more Swiss-Japanese flags sewed carefully on and smiles. Switzerland sees them and his husband's face and smiles as well. It may not have been the most logical present but it is the nicest.
Slowly the two begin the take the other gifts. Most of the contents being inappropriate or rude, many nations find themselves running very quickly to the door. Specifically, Korea and Italy, both followed by Greece and Germany, who already gave them their gift and a relationships book repectively, to make sure nothing too dangerous happened.
China gives Switzerland an accepting nod as he hands the blond a traditional Chinese wedding outfit and lucky dragon.
"I think you should make sure to learn ALL Asian traditions, aru! Be sure to make a proper man out of him Kiku!" the Chinaman says firmly before bowing and also taking his leave.
When China is done talking The Holy See makes his stoic way over and stares almost menacingly. His voice is deep and strong as he beings to speak.
"Though this sort... relation does not settle with me, it is good to see you settled down, Zwingli. Be sure not let it get in the way of your guard responsibility, though. May God's blessings be with you and your new nation. I hope my gift helps eases this union..." the intimidating micro-nation trails off with a slight blush passing over a small via of lube. "I was sure to bless it myself, it should help you whenever you first decide to become intimate in the bedroom."
Japan and Switzerland both blush equally hard and nods quickly, neither wanting to state their already full stock of the substance and past nightly activities and accepting the present gratefully.
"Th-thank you, Abel. I'll be sure to treat him gentle with this now... And double up on the guard maintenance, of course!" the blond comments smoothly.
The Holy See eyes the newlyweds' now red faces curiously before nodding and making his way put as well.
Japan smiles more and looks up at his lover. Nearly everyone is gone and soon they can finally be alone.
Switzerland looks and smiles back, preparing to say something before the last person finally comes up and coughs.
Austria stares at the pair for some more time before finally smirking. "I am sorry to be interrupting, but I wish to personally congratulate you two once more. Japan, you are surely one of a kind to deal with my neighbor like this. I hope all goes well and you can enjoy these." the brunette comments slinging over a small package to Japan. "Best not to open them with Switz around."
Switzerland glares and readies to launch himself at the self-proclaimed aristocrat before Japan holds he bottom of his dress firmly, allowing the Austrian exit.
"Vash... please... We are alone now and... I want to show you I can be honest with you. I love you. And I swear if you don't take us to a bedroom soon we will have sex right here." the Japanese warns lowly filled with lust.
Japan was already getting up and wrapping his arms around Switzerland's neck for a kiss before the Swiss scoops him up with an audible swoosh sound and pulls him into a deep kiss.
"You are so damn hot... I think I'm already almost hard enough to just fuck you on the table" Switzerland retorts breaking the kiss only to go back on for more and start walking in whichever way looks like their room direction.
Japan lets out a sort of open yet reserved giggle pulling on Switzerland for more kisses to preoccupy their distorted path to their room.
It takes a few minutes but neither seem to care anymore as Switzerland pins Japan to the bed and rips off the unwanted red dress from his lover and gasps at his surprise. Japan was wearing a very tight, very revealing leather and strapped suit and to say it isn't turning him on would be a damn lie.
At this reaction, Japan smirks and switches their positions to where he is now sitting on top of the Swiss, eagerly pulling out handcuffs and cuffing him to the bedposts. The smaller trails his thin fingers slowly over his lover's neck and notices how very displeasing it is to still not be able to see the blond's entire naked figure.
Quickly discarding Switzerland's blue dress, Japan smirks taking his husband's shown erection in to his mouth and giving it a long suck. Japan starts to giggle at the needy way Switzerland moans and sends even more vibrations through. Switzerland is all his for tonight.
The way Japan sucks almost makes Switzerland release early but regains some control and bucks into the warm mouth. If Japan is going to try it this way, he is going to do it like he wants. Still, Japan greedily accepts more after allowing his throat to adjust and licks anywhere he can.
Switzerland decides he's sick of being restrained and manages to break from one cuff and unties the other in Japan's distraction. When Japan finally notices, Switzerland pulls his lips to his own and kisses hungrily.
Even if the small Asian misses the large mass in his mouth, he kisses back the Swiss with just as much vigor and moans loudly. He pulls away first for deprived air and teases the other yet again by making an almost innocent, erotically needy face to the other, red faced from embarrassment, breathlessness, and want.
Switzerland's cock noticeably twitches more as Japan starts to speak.
"Sw-Swi-chan~ Do you want t-to know the best thing a-about having a European lover~?" Japan asks trying to get up some and trailing a finger down the blond's torso yet again, locking his mischievous eyes with lustful ones knowing he won't answer the question, "You're huge cocks~" he says before squeezing his lover tightly to extract a much appreciated moan. "I want you inside of me very much, Vash..."
At the way Japan says the last part in his ears, the Swiss nods and takes control of the other at last. Switzerland pins Japan under him and plants each piece of begging piece of flesh he came across. The Swiss dominating the kiss in a fiery struggle with both of their raw passions coming out to bite and lick any places they can claim.
Japan is nearly begging for more from the man towering above him as he feels larger hands grip his own leaking erection and pumping mercilessly. This naturally fuels the blond's lust and smirks wider trying to get all of the smaller manhood in his mouth from base to tip and suck in the most pleasurable way for the Asian.
Switzerland is already adjusting his throat for Japan's mini thrust into his mouth that he so gladly receives. Any muscles or flesh sucking and biting and licking the tender organ with all his might. It barely takes any time at all for Japan's pleasure to get too high and finding an early release in his husband's mouth.
Switzerland drinks and licks off any and all of the excess seed like a child to a candy lollipop while flashing Japan an innocent smile though licking and sucking the weeping member skillfully with a playful tune. A stray hand reaches over to the other bondage items and ties the unsuspecting nation down to the posts.
The tied nation's eyes widen at his own toys being used against him and gives a mild tug at the bindings before giving a pleading pout. Sad, glazed over brown eyes bare into his captor's in a heated gaze leading to more mindless kisses and caresses within seconds.
Japan's moans get higher and more strained by the second and Switzerland soon realizes he cannot keep his throbbing need to himself much longer. The Swiss presses his fingers to Japan's swelling lips, not bothering to pull his mouth away from the other's neck to state the obvious order.
Japan whines out a moan, pleading for a raw savaging and authentic bondage uses but giving in as he feels the fingers tapping over his lips. Soon he realizes which hand this is and smiles at the simple yet elegant ring being worn on that special finger. With a kind of unexpected grace, Japan takes Switzerland's ring finger in first, twirling his tongue more directly where the cold metal merged with warm flesh. Switzerland glares at Japan's slowness and twitches his other fingers irritably over the smaller's lips once more. Japan hums sadly by obliges, taking and soaking every digit for their desired job.
Switzerland wastes no time getting his lover prepped and shoves in the first intruding digit in quickly for a few semi-wide circles before adding in a second. This one causes Japan to cry out in slight discomfort and has him pulling at his bindings hard when the fingers start stretching and thrusting into him. When the third finds room inside Switzerland thrusts so hard and fast to hit that one point so exactly Japan forgets the pain as his prostate is so precisely ravaged.
Japan moans loud and Switzerland can't keep his erection from getting anymore painful. With minimal guilt from the quick preparations, the blond replaces his fingers for his much larger arousal, almost losing control when he feels Japan's hot muscles wrap around him tightly and ready to pound.
Japan only takes a moment to adjust, just as needy for his lover to move. The normally introverted Asian arches at the feeling and whimpers soft moans trying to get his lover to his sweet spot once more.
The Swiss takes this obvious hint to move quickly and starts at a steady pace. As much as he tries, Switzerland fails to keep that slower rhythm in exchange to go harder and faster over Japan's sweet spot. He moans a the feeling surrounding his hard member and remembers how his lover's own need is left at a revived full hard-on. The Swiss begins to thrust and pump while his moans formed in unison with his husband.
The two keep up their lustful act for a while more but eagerly come nearer to their ends after all the feelings of pleasure course through them. Japan, not standing the way he's being taken and pumped well any longer, comes first followed only seconds later by Switzerland from the feeling of Japan getting even tighter.
The two remain panting and frozen in their panting and comprising position until they slowly regain breath. Switzerland decides to unlock Japan and slides out solemnly, seeing his own precious seed spill from Japan's entrance.
Spent and satisfied the Swiss and Japanese embrace lovingly into each other's arms. Japan squirms his way onto Switzerland's chest and Switzerland doesn't complain as Japan's now messy hair tickles his chin and they smile with content.
Still, one though does press into the resting Swiss' mind.
"Kiku... Where did you get that stuff without me noticing it?"
"I-I just... how to say... Well, it was the present Austria had left for us. He had said to wait until you weren't around; I just saved it for when you weren't looking... Are you upset? You seemed to get a nice use out of it as well...!" the small Asian defends with a deep flush.
As the anger is still wells in the Swiss' mind, be shakes his head and kisses Japan's lips. "I'm not mad. Just don't ever expect me to thank that asshole for it next time I see him!"
Japan laughs and Switzerland blushes in slight irritation. The two give each other one final kiss on the mouth and on their hearts as they remember this night, knowing it still as one of many, many more to come.
SORRY! That's... the summary of my emotions right now. That and depression, but that's only at nighttime...
ANYWAY! I-It's done! Okay? D-O-N-E- finished! I doubt there's even many readers after the wait, which I should even try to excuse myself for, but if there is... review. Even if it's a review of anger/disappointment/flame-ness, this is the LAST chapter of the first ongoing story I ever stuck with! This pairing is my freaking BABY! I feel like the mother, dang it all! Trying to nurture and feed it and love it and make sure it grows strong and completely DESTROYS all the other crap pairings I'm forced to deal with! So... yeah, if ever, reviews now would mean the more than any other. And for the people who have read and stuck with this, THANK YOU! Off the top of my head, Bashli, Romance, Shiney, Conspiracy, Duchess, Skittles, Crayon, Heartache, all come to mind for people to thank. They aren't the only ones, and I'm thanking them off the top off my head so if those special ones wonder why I abbreviated their usernames, I rather not get them completely wrong... That, And LetThemLove-YOU JERK! I haven't gotten a review from you in foreverish and you were the one who made me go past chapter three, the heck! I'll have you know I do NOT like this story and you owe me, blast it all!
-As for the favoritors and alerters, THANK YOU AS WELL!
-ALSO, Some names I like for this pairing, Swiss/Sushi, Chocolate/Sushi(I made the RECIPE for this if anyone wants it, pm), SwiPan, S/J, Vaku, etc?