Maru-sha: I just loved this song when I first heard it a long time ago, so im gonna put it in this chapter, it typed all the words from memory alone, it's not hard since its one big rhyme. Laugh and Enjoy ! Fan-art is still being accepted !
Disclaimer: I do not own this song. The makers of Animaniacs do. I do not own Inu-yasha or any of the other Inu-yasha characters. I do own Serenity, Hank, and few others you have seen.
"I'm cute !" Serenity cried happily. "No you aren't..." Sesshomaru growled. "Yes I am !" she shouted. "I agree, she is cute !" Koga said, pulling on Serenity's ears softly. "Pssh, she's as cute as a bag of rotting flesh !" Inu-yasha shouted.
Serenity's eyes watered up and she cried. "How dare you say that !" Hank shouted. "It's true" Sesshomaru said. "She's so cute, she should have a song telling everyone how cute she is !" Koga said as he nodded his head. "Great idea !" Serenity said.
Suddenly, everyone was standing on a stage. "Huh ? How'd we get here ?" Inu-yasha asked, looking around. Hank gave Serenity a microphone. She immediately put it in her mouth. "NOO ! That's a no-no !" Hank shouted, yanking it out of her mouth and hitting her on the head.
"Then what the heck do I do with this ?" Serenity asked. "Sing into it !" he said. "What's sing ?" she asked. "It's when you say stuff from your heart in a nice tone" Koga answered. "Okay, I'll try..." Serenity said nervously.
"This'll be stupid..." Sesshomaru said, earning him glares from Koga and Hank. Serenity took a breath and began to sing her best.
"I'm cute. Yes, it's true. I really can't help it, but what can I do when you're cute ? It just shows ! With these two darling eyes and this cute little nose and a pretty blue dress that's adorable yes, and when they see my smile everyone says,"
"Oh shoot," cried Inutaisho and Mother from off stage. "Isn't she cute ?"
"Cute, cute, cute ! Oh isn't she cute, cute, cute !" Koga and Hank sang.
"I'm the one..They adore ! I'm sweet and I'm cuddly and small just like Pearlies and more ! It's a chore ! To be constantly cute and enchanting to boot ! With my lip sticking out in that cute little pout, and there just is no doubt why the guys like to shout,"
"She's a beaut !" Koga sang.
"Let's face it, I'm cute !" Serenity chimed.
"Cute, cute, cute. Oh baby, she's cute, cute, cute !" Hank and Koga sang while hopping around in circles.
"Being cute is a thing you can't hide. If you look up the word in a book there's my picture inside ! TV-Guide, has me on the cover !"
"don't ya' just love her..." Inu-yasha said dully.
"Im simply a goddess !"
"And isn't she modest ?" Sesshomaru added.
"And the answer to one of the questions in trivial pursuit...for who's the most cute !"
"Cute, cute, cute ! Oh isn't she cute, cute, cute !" Koga and Hank sang as they did they're own version of the Russian Can-Can.
"Im cute and im sweet and im innocent, neat and so trusting !"
"If you want our opinion, this song is becoming disgusting !" Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru sang.
"Im cute !"
"So what ?" the brothers added again.
"I never am vain" she sang.
"She's becoming a pain in the-" Inu-yasha began to say.
"But, im also real nice ! Im a doll through and through !"
"So big whoopdie-doo !" Sesshomaru and Inu-yasha yelled.
"Im sweet and adoring !" Serenity cried.
"And you're also real boring, and that's why we're snoring at you !" they both said, pointing at Serenity.
At that, the background shattered and they were all back in the living room. "That's it ! You've ruined my entire cute song ! I am ANGRY ! I am furious ! I AM ENRAGED ! I HAVE HAD IT !" Serenity screamed as loudly as she could with an image of fire behind her. Everyone backed up a bit in pure terror.
She crawled off huffing and puffing, fuming with anger. Then Sesshomaru picked her up and smirked. "You're awfully cute when you're angry" he said. Serenity blinked. "You really think so ?" she squeaked. Sesshomaru and Inu-yasha nodded.
"You heard straight from her brothers, it's true ! She's cute !" Koga and Hank sang again.
"Will you guys shut-up !" Inu-yasha shouted. Inutaisho and Mother blinked since they had been sitting in the living room the whole time. "Was she...singing ?" Mother asked, her eyes wide. "It sounded like she was !" Inutaisho exclaimed. "Uhhh...you're just hearing things again !" Sesshomaru cried. "Okay then...I hope we aren't going crazy..." Inutaisho sighed.
Realization then hit Serenity. "What did I just do ?" she squeaked. "You sang" Koga said. "It never happened !" she shouted. "But we saw you" Inu-yasha said. "IT DIDN'T HAPPEN !" Serenity screamed. "Okay..." he squeaked.
To be continued...
